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Anonymous ID:oiTN6Fni Thu 11 May 2017 10:36:25 No.354660 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>354681 >>354706 >>356227 >>357577

D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DRRUUUMPF
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DRRUUUMPF
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DRRUUUMPF
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DRUMPF DRUMPF

FCC IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE BLONGALF
I CANNOT LAUGH
I CANNOT JOKE
TRAPPED IN THIS SHTICK
CBS MY HOLD CELL

BLOMPF
HAS TAKEN MY MONEY
TAKEN FREE SPEECH
TAKEN MY RATINGS
TAKEN MY CROWD
TAKEN MY JON
TAKEN MY SHOW
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL!!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:R/fIFVPr Thu 11 May 2017 10:37:56 No.354676 Report

Quoted By: >>355890

Just get the fuck off this board, please. You're not only embarrassing yourself but now I like Canadians a little less.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oY6QkZ3w Thu 11 May 2017 10:38:21 No.354681 Report

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>>354660
AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D0n9v75s Thu 11 May 2017 10:41:04 No.354706 Report

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>>354660
Is this guy in jail yet for being a homophobic bigot?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dANySqS8 Thu 11 May 2017 10:47:50 No.354792 Report

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>colbert walks on stage
>audience applauds
>Heh oh, yeah, sure, yeah hehe.. uh..
>audience quiets down
>So uh, heh, uh... so, yeah...
>puts hands in pockets
>Hmmm, uhh..
>paces towards camera
>Yeah... so... umm...
>a slight growing hum can be heard from the crowd
>... Donald.......
>the audience collectively prepares themselves with such force that it sucks all air out of the room, producing an environment similar to the vacuum of space
>colbert licks his lips slowly, the saliva immediately boiling due to the difference in pressure
>a few people begin to experience dangerous side effects, some go unconscious
>colbert, unphased, closes his eyes in dismay as he prepares to speak once again
>... Trump.
>the audience's collective groaning sigh causes the room to rumble and the building's foundations to sway
>dust drops from the ceiling as the rumbling continues, light fixtures drop to the floor and shatter
>the shards of glass shoot out towards the crowd, killing several people instantly and leaving some with gaping wounds
>a large glass of water on a stand drops to the floor near a broken light, extending the current
>one of the stage crew accidentally slips and lands in the puddle, taking several thousand volts into his body and frying his brain
>the rumbling ceases immediately
>colbert smirks
>I mean, really?
>the audience laughs as the dead crewman's body catches on fire in the background

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cc3eFU+N Thu 11 May 2017 11:36:32 No.355890 Report

Quoted By:

>>354676
GET OUT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7qPN/+Mu Thu 11 May 2017 11:39:54 No.355927 Report

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>"hey have you heard that trump wants to blow up north korea?"
>*the audience shit themselves in anticipation, some are unable to handle the wait and blow their brains out*
>"you'd think trump and Kim would get along"
>*audience begin an orgy, fucking the craniums of the dead, to prepare themselves, mentally and physically, for the supreme stumping that trump will experience from the mouth of colbert*
>"I mean, they're both round manchildren who wear toupees"
>*the laughter from the audience registers a 9.7 on the richter scale, reducing everything in new york city to rubble*
>*sidekick guy cuts in*
>"oh OH that's coooooold"
>*toots his weird piano flute thing several times*
>*colbert chuckles and continues*
>"I mean really, Donald is so rich and white, he's pretty much the monopoly guy"
>*the audience all dies simultaneously, unable to otherwise express or even comprehend how hilarious they found the joke*
>*colbert chuckles*
>he won't even need to bring out the guests today
>not that he could anymore, they also died
>goes home to his mansion and aryan family to prepare for tomorrow's show

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cka5azK+ Thu 11 May 2017 11:48:37 No.356223 Report

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wtf i hate donald trump now

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sT1BzsUl Thu 11 May 2017 11:48:44 No.356227 Report

Quoted By: >>356452 >>356454 >>357562

>>354660
This is why everyone hates canadians you moose fucking bad driving "I don't know what a right turn on red means" inbred looking way too nice to the point where you're all pedophiles sticky godamn maple leaf and the sticky part id because you fap to more hentai than a micropenis asian which is basicallu just all of them but somehow your dick is shorter, cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7qPN/+Mu Thu 11 May 2017 12:03:11 No.356452 Report

Quoted By: >>356960

>>356227
That turned to projecting right fast

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7FoWMPQg Thu 11 May 2017 12:03:38 No.356454 Report

Quoted By: >>356974

>>356227
what the fuq

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sT1BzsUl Thu 11 May 2017 12:39:29 No.356960 Report

Quoted By: >>357139

>>356452
>implying that I didn't just think of every canadian stereotype in the book and they all just happen to be true

Get fucked leaf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sT1BzsUl Thu 11 May 2017 12:40:41 No.356974 Report

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>>356454
OH MAN I SAY FUQ INSTEAD OF FUCK LOOK HOW RELATABLE I AM

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7qPN/+Mu Thu 11 May 2017 12:55:01 No.357139 Report

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>>356960
>pedophile
>faps to hentai
>micropenis
>inbred
In what world are those canadian stereotypes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cc3eFU+N Thu 11 May 2017 13:31:26 No.357562 Report

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>>356227
Go cuck yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s3zmQB1w Thu 11 May 2017 13:32:54 No.357577 Report

Quoted By: >>359493

>>354660
award of the biggest cuck goes to the canadian who cares about trump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cc3eFU+N Thu 11 May 2017 15:11:18 No.359493 Report

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>>357577
Award for the dumbest goy who doesn't realize America runs the world and what they do is very relevant all over the globe

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