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>be american on new years eve
>get shot before ball drops
>be brazilian on new years eve
>eat uma delicia sopa de mocaco
>get beheaded by gang
>be german on new years eve
>go outside
>apartment owner forgot to put double layered concrete barricades in front
>get ran over by truck of peace
>be polish on new years eve
>get invaded by russia and germany
>get gassed before i can see new year
>be african on new years eve
>die from aids
>be israeli on new years eve
>try to fetch shekels thrown from golden goy celebrating
>drown in well trying to dive for shekels
>be canadian on new years eve
>die from heat stroke at 13°C from light created during celebration
>be french on new years eve
>stick baguette up ass
>die from yeast infection
>be italian on new years eve
>die from everybody shooting roman candles at each other
>be irish
>liquor store is sold out
>die from not having enough alcohol in blood
>get shot before ball drops
>be brazilian on new years eve
>eat uma delicia sopa de mocaco
>get beheaded by gang
>be german on new years eve
>go outside
>apartment owner forgot to put double layered concrete barricades in front
>get ran over by truck of peace
>be polish on new years eve
>get invaded by russia and germany
>get gassed before i can see new year
>be african on new years eve
>die from aids
>be israeli on new years eve
>try to fetch shekels thrown from golden goy celebrating
>drown in well trying to dive for shekels
>be canadian on new years eve
>die from heat stroke at 13°C from light created during celebration
>be french on new years eve
>stick baguette up ass
>die from yeast infection
>be italian on new years eve
>die from everybody shooting roman candles at each other
>be irish
>liquor store is sold out
>die from not having enough alcohol in blood
