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Anonymous ID:4FfKFAsu Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:00:47 No.3572807 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3572818 >>3572878 >>3572894 >>3573193 >>3573245 >>3573636

Could God microwave a hot pocket so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

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Anonymous ID:2Q1KVt0g Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:01:22 No.3572810 Report

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Anonymous ID:OvNe5R86 Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:01:56 No.3572814 Report

Quoted By: >>3572820 >>3572886 >>3572924

of course he could retard
God can do anything
He could even eat the hot pocket afterwards, if He wanted to

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Anonymous ID:r+4JzaLA Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:02:48 No.3572818 Report

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>>3572807
This is dangerous territory you are going into

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2JJOoqFT Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:03:05 No.3572820 Report

Quoted By: >>3572827

>>3572814
well then he didn't make it hot enough, did he?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OvNe5R86 Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:04:05 No.3572827 Report

Quoted By: >>3572832 >>3572837

>>3572820
yes He fucking did
He's God

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4FfKFAsu Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:04:36 No.3572832 Report

Quoted By: >>3572848

>>3572827
So no, he cannot microwave a hot pocket so hot that he can't even eat it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2JJOoqFT Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:05:14 No.3572837 Report

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>>3572827
he failed cuck, just like you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OvNe5R86 Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:07:40 No.3572848 Report

Quoted By: >>3572858 >>3572866

>>3572832
yes He can. He is omnipotent
no wonder you can't understand basic logic if you're too stupid and illiterate to even read a bible

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4FfKFAsu Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:08:52 No.3572858 Report

Quoted By: >>3572886

>>3572848
So he CAN microwave something so hot that he can't eat it?

You are talking in circles.

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Anonymous ID:2JJOoqFT Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:09:30 No.3572866 Report

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>>3572848
god failed, he tried to prevent himself from eating the hot pocket (due to heat) and he couldn't. he's a fucking joke.

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Anonymous ID:CdS0DSTn Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:11:00 No.3572878 Report

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>>3572807
No because he isn't real

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OvNe5R86 Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:12:06 No.3572886 Report

Quoted By: >>3572897

>>3572858
you are simply misreading my posts
i said He could do that in the very beginning >>3572814

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+mR6/hZ0 Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:13:05 No.3572894 Report

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>>3572807
SO AND once and then out of no where one the person and said he could soon so then happened to nothing sorry guys
tldr OP isn't telling the truth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4FfKFAsu Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:13:23 No.3572897 Report

Quoted By: >>3572916 >>3572927

>>3572886
Talking.
In.
Circles.

>he can heat it up so hot he can't it eat
>so he can't eat it
>yes he can
>but you said it was too hot
>it's not so hot he can't eat it
>so he didn't eat it up so hot that he can't it it
>no he did
>but you just said he didn't
>HE'S GOD HE CAN DO WHATEVER
-You

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OvNe5R86 Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:16:57 No.3572916 Report

Quoted By: >>3572924 >>3572925

>>3572897
>>>it's not so hot he can't eat it
i never made this claim. stop putting words in my mouth
of course God can microwave a burrito so hot He can't eat it
it will always and forever be so hot He can't eat it
and of course God can eat a burrito so hot He can't eat it
the burrito never stops being so hot He can't eat it, unless he wills it to be
he simply eats it anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4FfKFAsu Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:17:17 No.3572924 Report

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>>3572916
>>3572814
>of course he could retard
>God can do anything
>He could even eat the hot pocket afterwards, if He wanted to

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4FfKFAsu Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:17:45 No.3572925 Report

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>>3572916
Also, where did this "burrito" come from? Fucking God-tards always changing the rules.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OvNe5R86 Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:17:53 No.3572927 Report

Quoted By: >>3572956

whoops grammar
>>3572897#
>>>it's not so hot he can't eat it
i never made this claim. stop putting words in my mouth
of course God can microwave a burrito so hot He can't eat it
it will always and forever be so hot He can't eat it
and of course God can eat a burrito so hot He can't eat it
the burrito never stops being so hot He can't eat it, unless He wills it to be
He simply eats it anyways

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Anonymous ID:Grti16cU Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:18:54 No.3572934 Report

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ask the mods. oh wait they do it for free.

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Anonymous ID:2JJOoqFT Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:19:02 No.3572937 Report

Quoted By: >>3572959

meet my wife

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4FfKFAsu Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:22:03 No.3572956 Report

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>>3572927
So again, he did not make it so hot that he could not eat it. YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWED.

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Anonymous ID:5u85C5Ht Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:22:37 No.3572959 Report

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>>3572937
gay

Feels Good Man

Feels Good Man ID:L2sGPKhm Tue 02 Jan 2018 03:03:08 No.3573193 Report

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>>3572807
what if god used a macrowave on his magnum dong

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Anonymous ID:x224xOLf Tue 02 Jan 2018 03:08:17 No.3573245 Report

Quoted By: >>3573250 >>3573256

>>3572807
>be Catholic
>God literally died nailed to a piece of wood and overkilled by a spear
>Just to come back again
>people still using this fallacy as if it was worth something

It can't be helped, some people just lack pragmatism

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2QIYzyG+ Tue 02 Jan 2018 03:09:54 No.3573250 Report

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>>3573245
oh shit tru

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4FfKFAsu Tue 02 Jan 2018 03:10:30 No.3573256 Report

Quoted By: >>3573602

>>3573245
>can't disprove it
>just refutes it
Faith™

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Anonymous ID:x224xOLf Tue 02 Jan 2018 03:54:52 No.3573602 Report

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>>3573256
according to canon law
>you must to call non believers, specially atheists to scientifically study "miracles"
>not proving anything = refutes miracle
>disproving everything = proves it
>atheists are literally helping the church to grow stronger

>"Faith ™ Is a product done in collaboration with Atheism"

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Cancer ID:Zl44FiEW Tue 02 Jan 2018 03:59:08 No.3573636 Report

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>>3572807
oh no oh noh nooo

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