I need help, and the mysterious "other boards" I see people discussing are allegedly both too fast and have too high of a concentration of people who deliberately piss their pants for me to get an answer that's worth the time it takes to find them. How the fuck does shaking your dick dry work? I don't think I've used a urinal more than 5 times in my life because this makes absolutely no sense to me. If I specifically wag my cock for 5 minutes at the speed of light, it'll dry a little bit, but then I have to clean up a fuckton of piss on the floor and I have a fully erect cock from the stimulation that comes with shaking it.