God is supposed to be both omnipotent and wholly benevolent, right?
Then how can you explain headphone cords getting stuck in the wheels of office chairs? It is the epitome of cruelty. No benevolent God would allow such an atrocity to occur under his dominion. And for those of you saying "well, the reason headphones get stuck in office chair wheels is just because how physics works". So what? You're telling me an omnipotent God cannot make an arbitrary rule dictating that headphone cables cannot get stuck in office chair wheels? Doesn't sound very omnipotent to me.
God as described in the various Abrahamic faiths cannot be real, end of. He is not real, and so long as headphone cables remain stuck in office chair wheels across the globe, can not be real. If there is a God, which is very unlikely, he must not be as benevolent or as powerful as he is often described as.