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If I was Logan paul I could have turned around this situation.

I would have made a video with me playing the piano singing an eerie tune
"All I ever wanted was to be a God, was that so wrong? Was that so wrong?"

I would repeat those lyrics for two minutes straight with varying inflection and passion.

The lights would turn off

The lights would turn on, I would be sitting at a table with a gun

I would say that to atone for my sins, I will be playing russian roulette (I would use a real gun loaded with blanks)

Between each shot I speak of a girl i had fucked, recounting her name, the way she moved and squirmed in bed, the smell of her breath, etc

I would end the video abruptly with multiple shot of me in perfect lighting, almost naked but censored enough to show on youtube, in various poses that would make even the most loyal housewife blush, just to subtly assert my dominance in the only realm that truly counts-appearance

With this, you would become a figure who is freed from the opinions of society. Because you would be way too fucking out there. And you're already a millionaire so you don't need anyone. and peopel would still watch you because you'd be fascinating

After that, you would continue making callous, insane, sociopathic videos playing a version of your self with waning mental stability, saying and doing more controversial and insane things (Kidnapping and breastfeeding a baby from the park [hire an actor so you dont actually go to jail], joining and vlogging at a literal KKK meeting, a video that's just you in a dimly lit room in a shitty apartment sobbing in front of a mirror for 10 minutes straight while 4 seasons by vivaldi softly plays in the background)

People would watch you and become enamored by what a hilariously yet tragic psychotic enigma you are