Alright, I don't know what board this belongs on, but it feels like /bant/ is the best; it's a bit of a ton of subjects, /b/'s weird nature, some Science, somewhat of a story, to the not-shite random board seems like the best place to put this.

Now, on towards the actual story itself.

>Be me.
>Be me as a 12 year old.
>Be me as a 12 year old with a computer in 2007.
>I usually lock myself in my room on the computer.
>Kind of my dick.
>Mom yells "GET THE FUCK IN HERE!"
>wellaintifucked.jpg
>Mom is watching documentry.
>"What is it about?" I say.
>Mom shows me that she's been watching a documentary about a kid who locks himself in his room and watched porn all day. Acts like a dick.
>Mom accuses me of watching porn.
>I didn't watch porn back then.
>I go into near tears due to her harsh accusation.
>Fuck you mom.