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Quoted By: >>3617198
> be me
> be mayor of new york
> huge motherfucking storm on its way to fuck shit up
> get reasonably hard because cold weather and blood vessels
> NOAA issues a warning for us to prepare our assholes
> have no choice but to shut down schools bc already pissing off trump with immigration and shit
> next day
> storm is everything i fantasized and then some
> issue code blue because human rights or some shit like that
> whole city catches fire even though the temperature is like -10 celcius
> tell everyone to stay inside because i cant be a king without subjects
> considering cancelling school again
> nah
> have it be survival of the fittest
> let the juveniles freeze
> think of frozen children
> mfw
> be mayor of new york
> huge motherfucking storm on its way to fuck shit up
> get reasonably hard because cold weather and blood vessels
> NOAA issues a warning for us to prepare our assholes
> have no choice but to shut down schools bc already pissing off trump with immigration and shit
> next day
> storm is everything i fantasized and then some
> issue code blue because human rights or some shit like that
> whole city catches fire even though the temperature is like -10 celcius
> tell everyone to stay inside because i cant be a king without subjects
> considering cancelling school again
> nah
> have it be survival of the fittest
> let the juveniles freeze
> think of frozen children
> mfw
