>friend introduces me to his friend in uni
>this guy is like 21 and wearing a suit, a tie and a 24-hour bag
>jokingly ask him if he does coke and bang escorts too since he looks like a politician
>he unironically answer yes
>later offers me 100 Euro to drive him to an escort the following weekend and keep watch for cops and/or the escort's slav mafia buddies trying to rob him
>this guy has known me for thirty minutes and is already asking me to commit a crime with him
>accept anyway, thinking he'll probably bail out as soon as we're there. A good laugh is worth a few euros in gas and an hour of my time.
>fast forward, we park under a pretty nice apartment complex, go to ring bell, sketchy slav guy answers the door. The customer follows him inside, I go back to the car to wait with the windows down
>an hour later I had to call him since he wasn't coming back
>phone rings in vain
>get out of car, phone in hand and police number ready to be called
>halfway to the door my guy comes out, walking all jerky
>looks to me he's taken something together with the whore
>ask him if he's all right, he urges me to get back in the car because we need to fuck off before they ask us for more cash
>drive away, get back to his place. He goes inside, comes back with a 100€ bill and says goodbye
>he asked me more times but I never went again. He got busted once but kept doing it.
