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Dadnon

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>Be Amerimutt in the 90's
>Be with Dadnon
>Dadnon Wears GAP clothing (polo, khaki pants), a Dale Earnhardt hat, and Has a mullet
>Watches mostly Cowboy movies cause Murica
>Has proud Anglo-Saxon Daughter and son
>Both leave for college after graduating highschool
>Comes back about 5 years later
>Year is 1997
>I'm dating a chick I met up in Germany when traveling abroad
>I told Dadnon I became engaged to her over the summer while earning degree in Mechanical Engineering
>Dad was relieved that his son was still following pappa's footsteps
>My sister on the other hand.... Well it's quite interesting
>Dadnons daughter was having the same issue as me, but.... With a twist
>At the time while abroad (for her degree in Business Management), she was involved in prostitution cause she needed extra money to finish up school and pay off a few bills.
>It also turns out that the club that she was working for was affiliated by the Aum Shinriyoko terrorist group
>She was rescued only by the Japs after they sabatoge the Shinriyoko hideout where Nazi German chemicals were made.
>After the dust was settled, she dated one of the officers for 2 years (and a few months prior became engaged)
>Holup.jpeg
>Dad sounds confused
>I tried to explain Dadnon so that he would be able to shrug it off
>Dad starts having WW2 flashbacks
>triggered.jpeg
>Dad pulls out gun; but the twist was he hand it over to the fiance of Dadnon's daughter
>He tells the jap (in his bold Bronx accent), "make sure my daughter is safe"
>Me and sis never knew he would lenient like that