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>be American
>shopping at local Wal-Mart™
>feel urge to defecate
>go to bathroom
>defecate and urinate in toilet, then flush
>wipe anus thoroughly and wash hands with soapy water
>finish shopping and go home
>reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>shopping at local Wal-Mart™
>feel urge to defecate
>go to bathroom
>defecate and urinate in toilet, then flush
>wipe anus thoroughly and wash hands with soapy water
>finish shopping and go home
>reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight