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Anonymous ID:6SJPDSzy Sat 06 Jan 2018 06:12:48 No.3626439 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3626570

ITT: you make fun of the country above you
I'll just make fun of myself with the classic
>be American
>get shot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c5uJZy5I Sat 06 Jan 2018 06:15:21 No.3626469 Report

Quoted By: >>3626566 >>3626570

>Be american
>Buy new camera
>Get shot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iajOoDnq Sat 06 Jan 2018 06:25:29 No.3626566 Report

Quoted By: >>3626574

>>3626469
hueheuheuheuheuheueh br?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BNhIObFn Sat 06 Jan 2018 06:25:47 No.3626570 Report

Quoted By:

>>3626439
How much effort should we put into it?

>>3626469
>be brazil
>play "futbol"
>would be "futebol", but country can't afford a vowel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VWfQvlVo Sat 06 Jan 2018 06:26:02 No.3626574 Report

Quoted By: >>3626581 >>3626593

>>3626566
got a license for that shitpost mate?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m2Xnt4pq Sat 06 Jan 2018 06:27:09 No.3626581 Report

Quoted By: >>3626594

>>3626574
>be british
>

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iajOoDnq Sat 06 Jan 2018 06:28:18 No.3626593 Report

Quoted By:

>>3626574
o fuck the bobby's after me now lads

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OKs6pjDV Sat 06 Jan 2018 06:28:18 No.3626594 Report

Quoted By: >>3626619

>>3626581
>be american
>have literal school shooting drills
>kids get shot anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BNhIObFn Sat 06 Jan 2018 06:31:15 No.3626619 Report

Quoted By: >>3626757

>>3626594
>be maori
>use shitty oc ripoff of bogan flag
>would have bought own if it weren't for going broke on house payment

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zh4bwAQk Sat 06 Jan 2018 06:47:44 No.3626757 Report

Quoted By: >>3626768

>>3626619
>Be America
>Need to satisfy warmongering habbits
>Start war on self

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Anonymous ID:7Cj1B9X3 Sat 06 Jan 2018 06:49:39 No.3626768 Report

Quoted By: >>3626780

>>3626757
>be strayan
>get bitten by 5 of the 8 deadliest spiders in the world
>die
>emus fuck your corpse
>yfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Cny7NT4O Sat 06 Jan 2018 06:51:15 No.3626780 Report

Quoted By: >>3626806 >>3626813

>>3626768
>be mexican
>get kidnapped by cartel
>normal day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BNhIObFn Sat 06 Jan 2018 06:54:13 No.3626806 Report

Quoted By:

>>3626780
>be amerifat
>can't afford free healthcare

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AB63gEcZ Sat 06 Jan 2018 06:54:49 No.3626813 Report

Quoted By: >>3627311

>>3626780
>be American
>literally bursting at the seems with different places that should be their own countries
>thisisfine.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TEqwIpoe Sat 06 Jan 2018 08:06:14 No.3627311 Report

Quoted By: >>3627386

>>3626813
>be American
>56%

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ru7+SQk+ Sat 06 Jan 2018 08:18:07 No.3627386 Report

Quoted By: >>3627405 >>3627406

>>3627311
>be american
>listens to rap music
>unironically likes it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0eXAh5F0 Sat 06 Jan 2018 08:20:47 No.3627405 Report

Quoted By:

>>3627386
>be finnish
>die of asphyxation while pronouncing all these fucking vowels

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3/8JV//L Sat 06 Jan 2018 08:21:02 No.3627406 Report

Quoted By: >>3627416

>>3627386

>Be finland
>Only export is vodka and fish.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z9g2OJfQ Sat 06 Jan 2018 08:22:47 No.3627416 Report

Quoted By: >>3627423

>>3627406

>Be leaf
>Die of hypothermia

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:550AA0Bp Sat 06 Jan 2018 08:24:23 No.3627423 Report

Quoted By: >>3627426

>>3627416
>be texan
>no resistance to the cold

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Anonymous ID:z9g2OJfQ Sat 06 Jan 2018 08:26:08 No.3627426 Report

Quoted By: >>3627433 >>3627449

>>3627423
Sorry anon, i am not the saudiburger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:550AA0Bp Sat 06 Jan 2018 08:28:30 No.3627433 Report

Quoted By:

>>3627426
oh
>be saudi
>no resistance to the cold

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sa6e7krt Sat 06 Jan 2018 08:31:11 No.3627449 Report

Quoted By: >>3627475

>>3627426
> Be Saudi or Texan or just meme flag or who the fuck am I interacting with

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sa6e7krt Sat 06 Jan 2018 08:35:28 No.3627475 Report

Quoted By: >>3627490

>>3627449
> Be American
> Be lonely neckbeard no one responds to

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2DD/rITW Sat 06 Jan 2018 08:37:51 No.3627490 Report

Quoted By: >>3627539

>>3627475
>be american
>be slightly overweight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sa6e7krt Sat 06 Jan 2018 08:45:32 No.3627539 Report

Quoted By: >>3627578

>>3627490
> Be Russian
> Live in an icicle where the only interesting life is the occasional bear

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AepDA2h0 Sat 06 Jan 2018 08:48:54 No.3627557 Report

Quoted By: >>3627567

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Anonymous ID:AepDA2h0 Sat 06 Jan 2018 08:51:04 No.3627567 Report

Quoted By: >>3627581

>>3627557
fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C3rxg67P Sat 06 Jan 2018 08:52:48 No.3627578 Report

Quoted By:

>>3627539
>be american
>literally too fat to get out of armchair
>invent moving armchairs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Saz0vsqc Sat 06 Jan 2018 08:53:26 No.3627581 Report

Quoted By: >>3627601

>>3627567
> Be American
> Don't have net neutrality

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VXECm6jP Sat 06 Jan 2018 08:57:41 No.3627601 Report

Quoted By:

>>3627581
> be finnish
> live in a fucking sauna

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gVmnsJKM Sat 06 Jan 2018 09:55:24 No.3627969 Report

Quoted By: >>3628366

>>[number]
>be [nationality]
>do [action]
>get [result]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XPoaYwfM Sat 06 Jan 2018 10:25:04 No.3628366 Report

Quoted By: >>3628525

>>3627969

>be Catalonian
>cucked by Madrid
>doesn't even have its own 4chan flag (yet)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Nd3LXQGH Sat 06 Jan 2018 10:45:39 No.3628525 Report

Quoted By: >>3628564 >>3628567

>>3628366
>be brit bong
>claims "100%" white
>shitskin
>Smell of curry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZWqVUkc5 Sat 06 Jan 2018 10:50:59 No.3628564 Report

Quoted By: >>3630236

>>3628525
>le mutt XD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9sjfRdWD Sat 06 Jan 2018 10:51:20 No.3628567 Report

Quoted By: >>3629132

>>3628525
>be american
>get nationwide riots at mcdonalds over szechuan sauce that it made the police dispatch helicopters

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z6CO498b Sat 06 Jan 2018 11:50:00 No.3629132 Report

Quoted By:

>>3628567
>be American
>put in prison for not saluting the flag in school

TrashMan !!omDTZt/iCr1

TrashMan !!omDTZt/iCr1 ID:X8LtBkNJ Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:22:44 No.3630219 Report

Quoted By: >>3630240

>be british
>no trees because all the wood is used for teeth

TrashMan !!omDTZt/iCr1

TrashMan !!omDTZt/iCr1 ID:X8LtBkNJ Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:25:39 No.3630236 Report

Quoted By:

>>3628564
>be Hungarian
>no food so always HUNGARY
just had to, sorry

Dr Medic

Dr Medic ID:Magktl96 Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:25:56 No.3630240 Report

Quoted By: >>3630254

>>3630219
>be american
>get shot
>can't aford healthcare
>die
>get replaced by mexican

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N22C7v3g Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:27:19 No.3630254 Report

Quoted By: >>3630269

>>3630240
>be czech
>realize i have nothing to say so i'll just call your country shit
>czech is shit

Dr Medic

Dr Medic ID:Magktl96 Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:29:02 No.3630269 Report

Quoted By: >>3630274 >>3630284 >>3630300

>>3630254
>be british
>get stabed with plastic knife

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2DD/rITW Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:30:32 No.3630274 Report

Quoted By: >>3630292 >>3630295

>>3630269
>be czech
>get run over by tanks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JNNiUBf6 Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:31:43 No.3630284 Report

Quoted By:

>>3630269
>be czech non-white an*Mefag
>get stabbed by Russian IBERIAN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YeqM6aIu Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:32:12 No.3630292 Report

Quoted By:

>>3630274
>be russian.
>freeze to death squatting in adidas tracksuit while eating semechki and cheap blin with vodka

Dr Medic

Dr Medic ID:Magktl96 Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:32:27 No.3630295 Report

Quoted By: >>3630298 >>3630334 >>3630352

>>3630274
When?

>be Russian
>drink vodka
>drink vodka
>die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JNNiUBf6 Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:32:48 No.3630298 Report

Quoted By: >>3630312 >>3630318 >>3630348

>>3630295
>be czech non-white an*Mefag
>get stabbed by Russian IBERIAN

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Anonymous ID:ZWqVUkc5 Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:32:57 No.3630300 Report

Quoted By: >>3630310

>>3630269
>ww2
>fuel nazi germany
>have some random dude sucking stalins balls
>win ww2

TrashMan !!omDTZt/iCr1

TrashMan !!omDTZt/iCr1 ID:YeqM6aIu Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:34:18 No.3630310 Report

Quoted By: >>3630322

>>3630300
Hungary
More like Hungry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZWqVUkc5 Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:34:29 No.3630312 Report

Quoted By:

>>3630298
>be russian
>everybody thinks that you're a gopnik
>you useless gopnik

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M2p1WO5v Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:35:26 No.3630318 Report

Quoted By: >>3630329

>>3630298
How a russian can be iberian if they are slav

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Anonymous ID:ZWqVUkc5 Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:35:43 No.3630322 Report

Quoted By:

>>3630310
GET CREATIVE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YeqM6aIu Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:36:47 No.3630329 Report

Quoted By: >>3630342 >>3630367

>>3630318
>be Brazilian
>rob some tourists

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TrashMan !!omDTZt/iCr1 ID:YeqM6aIu Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:37:35 No.3630334 Report

Quoted By:

>>3630295
THICC MOMMA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M2p1WO5v Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:38:57 No.3630342 Report

Quoted By: >>3630366

>>3630329
>be brazilian
>never robbed somone
>works ass off for low wage
>despise criminals
>have a goverment that pays criminals to exist

Also, fuck tourists. Nobody forced them to go to RIO DE JANEGRO, there are whiter places in the CUntry

Dr Medic

Dr Medic ID:Magktl96 Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:40:11 No.3630348 Report

Quoted By:

>>3630298
Czech Republic is 95% slav
Russia is 75% slav

Look it up on wiki.

And that was low key "get stabed by Iberian"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2DD/rITW Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:41:10 No.3630352 Report

Quoted By: >>3630472

>>3630295
>when
1968

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YeqM6aIu Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:42:44 No.3630366 Report

Quoted By: >>3630391

>>3630342
>be brazilian
>every fight is literally a dance-off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M2p1WO5v Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:42:52 No.3630367 Report

Quoted By: >>3630371

>>3630329
i was serious in that americunt. Russians are not iberians, they need come from iberian peninsula to be iberian. Russians are from eurasia not iberia

TrashMan !!omDTZt/iCr1

TrashMan !!omDTZt/iCr1 ID:YeqM6aIu Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:43:35 No.3630371 Report

Quoted By:

>>3630367
russians are SIBERIAN
retard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M2p1WO5v Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:45:50 No.3630391 Report

Quoted By: >>3630431 >>3630438 >>3630450

>>3630366
name one american fighting technique. You have none

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+QUowHy7 Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:51:04 No.3630431 Report

Quoted By: >>3630444

>>3630391
>be Brazilian
>get shot
>get shot again
>get shot again
>get shot again
>get shot again
>get shot again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZWqVUkc5 Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:52:07 No.3630438 Report

Quoted By: >>3630454

>>3630391
>UMA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M2p1WO5v Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:53:04 No.3630444 Report

Quoted By:

>>3630431
t. cuck

TrashMan !!omDTZt/iCr1

TrashMan !!omDTZt/iCr1 ID:YeqM6aIu Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:54:03 No.3630450 Report

Quoted By: >>3630466

>>3630391
Okichitaw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M2p1WO5v Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:54:31 No.3630454 Report

Quoted By:

>>3630438
t. poor side of europe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M2p1WO5v Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:55:53 No.3630466 Report

Quoted By: >>3630493

>>3630450
>Okichitaw
Google says its canadian

Dr Medic

Dr Medic ID:Magktl96 Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:56:43 No.3630472 Report

Quoted By: >>3630479

>>3630352
Well, this is proof that communism is evil

Dr Medic

Dr Medic ID:Magktl96 Sat 06 Jan 2018 14:58:59 No.3630479 Report

Quoted By:

>>3630472
https://youtu.be/_FfR64aJ7fI

;_;

TrashMan !!omDTZt/iCr1

TrashMan !!omDTZt/iCr1 ID:YeqM6aIu Sat 06 Jan 2018 15:01:10 No.3630493 Report

Quoted By: >>3630568 >>3630570

>>3630466
Chun Kuk Do
Danzan-ryu
Gouging
To-Shin Do

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+5Yt+xcM Sat 06 Jan 2018 15:17:56 No.3630568 Report

Quoted By:

>>3630493
fat piece of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+5Yt+xcM Sat 06 Jan 2018 15:18:23 No.3630570 Report

Quoted By: >>3630580

>>3630493
fat piece of fucking garbage

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mGDAcNRU Sat 06 Jan 2018 15:20:10 No.3630580 Report

Quoted By: >>3630601

>>3630570
Whatever you say Muhammad.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+5Yt+xcM Sat 06 Jan 2018 15:24:53 No.3630601 Report

Quoted By: >>3630621 >>3630628

>>3630580
56% btw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9FyVf+ix Sat 06 Jan 2018 15:28:57 No.3630621 Report

Quoted By:

>>3630601
>be British
>bad teeth
>lots of tea
>lost empire over the last couple centuries
>found eu
>vote to leave EU without actually leaving EU
>not sure if still want to leave eu, but we voted for it
>falklands

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hkI/1L/8 Sat 06 Jan 2018 15:29:55 No.3630628 Report

Quoted By: >>3630640

>>3630601
>56% btw
percentage of teeth left?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZWqVUkc5 Sat 06 Jan 2018 15:32:35 No.3630640 Report

Quoted By: >>3630835

>>3630628
rare?
>irl gondola

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Anonymous ID:hkI/1L/8 Sat 06 Jan 2018 16:04:23 No.3630835 Report

Quoted By: >>3631983

>>3630640
This is not what swiss people do all day long, what gross stereotype this portrays.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+QUowHy7 Sat 06 Jan 2018 17:30:27 No.3631983 Report

Quoted By: >>3632115

>>3630835
Hey medkit, we do that in Canada too (when we're not fucking our Chinese pets, using maple syrup as lube).

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TrashMan !!omDTZt/iCr1 ID:YeqM6aIu Sat 06 Jan 2018 17:42:39 No.3632115 Report

Quoted By:

>>3631983
>be leaf
>know my alphabet from A to Zed
>live off of donuts and moose meat
>if you break my nose, ill just say "sorey"
>I export snow and maple syrup
>I think curling is an actual sport
Jk I love u canada

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