Hi frens, met a really cool girl. She's from Egypt, likes all the same music and video games as me, super attractive and also very nice. We hit it off straight away and pretty much instantly start seeing each other. Probably the happiest I've been in a very long time. Wake up. See computer desk cover with empty beer bottles and dirty dishes. Floor covered in clothes. Realize no one will ever love me. Make a coffee. Log into WoW. The cycle continues.