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>109 BC
>Doth of most respectable patrician
>Fain Lucius run out of sweet aqueduct nectar
>I hath upmost duty as patrician to help thou fellow citizen
>Take my amphora down to the cistern to get some more aquarus
>Thither doth I spot a boyloving sophists bastard of a horse is mocking up Roma's aqua supply
>Inferno.scroll
>Whence I fiercely drag out my gladius and demand he step aside
>Thee exophthalmic morosoph whips out a Senate decree giving him cistern aqua privileges
>He demands to see mine
>Pastaepockets.scroll
>Hence I realize I traded my cistern privileges to lay with a IX/X female eailier
>mfw
>Doth of most respectable patrician
>Fain Lucius run out of sweet aqueduct nectar
>I hath upmost duty as patrician to help thou fellow citizen
>Take my amphora down to the cistern to get some more aquarus
>Thither doth I spot a boyloving sophists bastard of a horse is mocking up Roma's aqua supply
>Inferno.scroll
>Whence I fiercely drag out my gladius and demand he step aside
>Thee exophthalmic morosoph whips out a Senate decree giving him cistern aqua privileges
>He demands to see mine
>Pastaepockets.scroll
>Hence I realize I traded my cistern privileges to lay with a IX/X female eailier
>mfw