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OP reminds me of my viking friend.
>be me
>mexican friend disowned by family because he's the shadow of a more successful, older brother
>his family is super catholic
>he then adopts the culture of the norse vikings out of spite
>hispanic heathen
>he's actually gone and grown a beard
>braided the shit out of it too
>last time i saw him he was wearing a star trek shirt, 190 lbs chubmeister
>now he's 245 lbs of pure muscle, complete with a beard and light tank top and shorts
>ask him about if his family knows about his changed self
>"I went back to my parent's house to visit, but when I arrived, they called the cops on me because they thought I came back to murder them."
>mfw
