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Anonymous ID:jFMUq10t Mon 08 Jan 2018 23:13:11 No.3662546 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3662566 >>3662791 >>3662940 >>3663036

A con artist dwarf escaped custody yesterday after being arrested for his ongoing scam as a psychic
Headlines read “Small medium at large”

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vxLP+aRB Mon 08 Jan 2018 23:13:37 No.3662550 Report

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haHAA Clap

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jFMUq10t Mon 08 Jan 2018 23:14:45 No.3662561 Report

Quoted By: >>3662940

He was seen earlier today berating people at a local shopping mall riding an escalator
Headlines read “Condescending con descending”

Bnonymous

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Bnonymous ID:2hoOFi9w Mon 08 Jan 2018 23:14:59 No.3662566 Report

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>>3662546
>boomer tier comedy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jFMUq10t Mon 08 Jan 2018 23:18:29 No.3662613 Report

Quoted By: >>3662940

Scarecrow gets a promotion for being out standing in his field

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jFMUq10t Mon 08 Jan 2018 23:20:15 No.3662636 Report

Quoted By: >>3662940

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
“Aye matey”

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jFMUq10t Mon 08 Jan 2018 23:28:00 No.3662732 Report

Quoted By: >>3662803 >>3662940

The man walked into his home and was absolutely delighted when he found someone had stolen all the lamps in the house

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ou4O0oPc Mon 08 Jan 2018 23:30:09 No.3662757 Report

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I appreciate these anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jFMUq10t Mon 08 Jan 2018 23:33:16 No.3662784 Report

Quoted By: >>3662940

Cannibal; someone who is fed up with people

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jFMUq10t Mon 08 Jan 2018 23:33:56 No.3662789 Report

Quoted By: >>3662940

Abortion; bringing out your inner child

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZkFCeRKM Mon 08 Jan 2018 23:34:04 No.3662791 Report

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>>3662546
I love you, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MIplbRkf Mon 08 Jan 2018 23:34:59 No.3662803 Report

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>>3662732
This one took me a second, but I was amused once I got it. Keep on keeping on.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jFMUq10t Mon 08 Jan 2018 23:41:48 No.3662871 Report

Quoted By: >>3662940

What did earth say to the other planets?
“You guys have no life”

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jFMUq10t Mon 08 Jan 2018 23:48:34 No.3662924 Report

Quoted By: >>3662940

I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WiXkgVfR Mon 08 Jan 2018 23:51:06 No.3662940 Report

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>>3662546
>>3662561
>>3662613
>>3662636
>>3662732
>>3662784
>>3662789
>>3662871
>>3662924

Excellent!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jFMUq10t Mon 08 Jan 2018 23:55:55 No.3662972 Report

Quoted By: >>3663075 >>3663111

I broke my finger today but on the other hand I am completely fine

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jFMUq10t Tue 09 Jan 2018 00:02:29 No.3663034 Report

Quoted By: >>3663111

What happened to the guy who stole a calendar?
He got twelve months

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kBegEwp0 Tue 09 Jan 2018 00:02:42 No.3663036 Report

Quoted By: >>3663111

>>3662546
the graveyard near my street is looking really crowded lately; people must be dying to get in there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i7pdIUEl Tue 09 Jan 2018 00:03:50 No.3663046 Report

Quoted By: >>3663111

Well, well, well. Three holes in the ground.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jFMUq10t Tue 09 Jan 2018 00:05:14 No.3663060 Report

Quoted By: >>3663111

The invention of the shovel was ground breaking

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jFMUq10t Tue 09 Jan 2018 00:06:04 No.3663069 Report

Quoted By: >>3663111

But the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cq6P5BEY Tue 09 Jan 2018 00:06:58 No.3663075 Report

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>>3662972
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jFMUq10t Tue 09 Jan 2018 00:07:38 No.3663081 Report

Quoted By: >>3663111

Then again the invention of the CD broke a lot of records

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jFMUq10t Tue 09 Jan 2018 00:09:41 No.3663098 Report

Quoted By: >>3663111

But the invention of the dildo had a deeper impact than previously anticipated

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WiXkgVfR Tue 09 Jan 2018 00:10:56 No.3663111 Report

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>>3662972
>>3663034
>>3663036
>>3663046
>>3663060
>>3663069
>>3663081
>>3663098

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vxLP+aRB Tue 09 Jan 2018 00:12:53 No.3663128 Report

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Okay, some of these are good one liners. Reminds me of Steven Wright.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jFMUq10t Tue 09 Jan 2018 00:16:56 No.3663163 Report

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Went to the zoo yesterday but the only animal in the zoo was a dog. It’s a shitzu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jFMUq10t Tue 09 Jan 2018 00:19:37 No.3663190 Report

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If you ask Rick Astley he’ll let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except he’s never going to give you Up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1pfrWH0y Tue 09 Jan 2018 00:26:33 No.3663241 Report

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Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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