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>be me a couple of days ago >working at a little kiosk in an outlet mall, selling pretzels >two people are walking around, handing shit out >guess it's proselytizers >common occurrence, typically walk around the mall handing out pamphlets talking about Jesus or BELEIVE IN HELL OR YOU WILL GO THERE sort of shit >younger sort, though, about my age >pay them no more mind, just keep working >they walk up to me >i turn to begin my attempt to make them buy everything i have >"Would you like a free condom?" >stunned >dont speak for like 3 full seconds >think to myself "condoms expire, right?" >say no >be virginfag forever
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>>3663269 this doesn't make much sense
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lol they knew you are a virgin
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>>3663284 What doesn't make sense?
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>>3663269 who the fuck would accept a condom from some random assholes?
DbD
>>3663269 Please bless me o great warlock of cringe, give me your cummies!
Anonymous
DbD
Anonymous
condoms do expire, but it takes a lot of time before a condom becomes ineffective for protected sex
Anonymous
You should've taken one. It feels great to fap into a condom.
Anonymous
>>3664322 really? standard sized condom barely fits my dick since i have over 6” girth, it’s such a struggle to wear one everytime and we dont have any larger sized condom here
Anonymous
>>3664333 It's been a while since I have last done this, but yes. A few times I tried it though I came from pulling it over
Anonymous
>>3664298 That's how hopeless I am, m9
Anonymous
>>3664337 so it’s the tightness that stimulates your dick then? fugg i just want to enjoy the same thing but tightness of the condom brings me pain more than pleasure
>>3664345 just fuck a hooker, after sex you will realize how overrated sex is
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>>3664352 >so it’s the tightness that stimulates your dick then? Perhaps it's the "putting my dick into something other than my hand" lol
Anonymous
>>3664352 No. Just because I want to experience it doesn't mean I'll just take the easiest avenue.
Besides, it's more that I actually want to BE with someone than just be WITH someone.
Anonymous
>>3663269 >typically walk around the mall handing out pamphlets talking about Jesus lol flyovers
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>>3664364 well you’re entitled to your opinion but men’s virginity barely has any value at all. no such thing as “easy” way of acquiring sex since human is designed to be lustful that we have our sexual needs, besides, being together with a girl and knowing when her game is on is more of a fucking pain than just picking up someone for a one night stand
Anonymous
>>3664392 >human is designed to be lustful That's why we have psych medications. They just castrate you and take all sexual desires away.
t. shadow of a man
Anonymous
>>3664401 and people ask why white is a dying race
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>>3664408 Not like it matters
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>>3664368 this
anywhere west of Pennsylvania or east of California is an utter shithole with nothing to stand for
they could be gone tomorrow and the only people who would care are the retarded flyoverfags; all 200 of them
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I wouldn't recommend using condoms someone is handing out for free at the mall or on the street. When I lived in Vancouver for a while, there was this weird old hippy bitch who would walk around outside popular clubs and hand out condoms to people and they were these weird novelty colored ones from some stupid sounding brand I never heard of. I would never put that on my dick.
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>>3663269 Uh is it just me or was this story worded really confusingly
