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>Be me
>Hiding behind in dark cellar behind a tesco crate from la monstrou de Europa superior
"I CAN SMELL YOU MUTT" says the dark creature, smearing his turban with shit
>The smell of freshly defecated tea fills the room
>Feel his glowing red eyes pass over my position, hold dead still
"Notwhitenotwhitenotwhite"
>Remember how the French warned me not to cross the sharty seas
>I've been to African tribes and assumed GB would be the same
>I thought I could educate the British
>Civilize them, make them human
>The moment I arrived the jet black creatura and his brown horde chased me to this licencing cellar
>Now I know why travel to this hell is restricted by the EU
"I see you Hernandez"
>Bolt up and attempt to flee
>The goblin turns around and releases a deafening shart
>Boiling hot tea shart sprinkles on me, stunning me
>The brit grabs me with his claws and open his mouth to unhuman proportions
"TIME TO BECOME WHITE AMERIMUTT"
>My screams are forced out of me along with a white aura
"ALLAHU ACKBAR"
>I realise the orc is absorbing my whiteness and cry
>As the last of my European genetics leave me, pressure builds up in my gut
>I can't hold the pain, I release the last healthy meal I would ever have in England
>My skin has been turned brown as my shart
>My light hair and eyes turned a coarse and rough black
>I am one of them
>My instincts tell me to walk over to the mosque and pray
>Try to kill myself
>No weapons allowed in the UK
>Live in eternal pain
>Hiding behind in dark cellar behind a tesco crate from la monstrou de Europa superior
"I CAN SMELL YOU MUTT" says the dark creature, smearing his turban with shit
>The smell of freshly defecated tea fills the room
>Feel his glowing red eyes pass over my position, hold dead still
"Notwhitenotwhitenotwhite"
>Remember how the French warned me not to cross the sharty seas
>I've been to African tribes and assumed GB would be the same
>I thought I could educate the British
>Civilize them, make them human
>The moment I arrived the jet black creatura and his brown horde chased me to this licencing cellar
>Now I know why travel to this hell is restricted by the EU
"I see you Hernandez"
>Bolt up and attempt to flee
>The goblin turns around and releases a deafening shart
>Boiling hot tea shart sprinkles on me, stunning me
>The brit grabs me with his claws and open his mouth to unhuman proportions
"TIME TO BECOME WHITE AMERIMUTT"
>My screams are forced out of me along with a white aura
"ALLAHU ACKBAR"
>I realise the orc is absorbing my whiteness and cry
>As the last of my European genetics leave me, pressure builds up in my gut
>I can't hold the pain, I release the last healthy meal I would ever have in England
>My skin has been turned brown as my shart
>My light hair and eyes turned a coarse and rough black
>I am one of them
>My instincts tell me to walk over to the mosque and pray
>Try to kill myself
>No weapons allowed in the UK
>Live in eternal pain
