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Anonymous ID:b2txbHEV Wed 10 Jan 2018 21:07:43 No.3686014 View View Reply Original Report

Has r/banter stopped falling for the soap/shampoo/bodywash trick? Why do you willingly poison your body?
You're supposed to wash yourself with fresh egg yolks stirred with vinegar.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wmciwXoX Wed 10 Jan 2018 21:09:38 No.3686032 Report

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>not natural soap regular shower, oatmeal bath, then another natural soap regular shower
I don't actually do this but it sounds lovely

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t5hltIgW Wed 10 Jan 2018 21:10:52 No.3686044 Report

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>he hasn't taken the semenpill yet
typical canadian plebian

Anonyṃous

Anonyṃous ID:uSQaxVaA Wed 10 Jan 2018 21:12:30 No.3686054 Report

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We wash in chocolate sauce exclusively
It's how we maintain our sweetness

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gmBMnzOR Wed 10 Jan 2018 21:13:41 No.3686061 Report

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>not cleansing yourself with pure ethanol
Wow, i thought better of this board.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:X88JHodu Wed 10 Jan 2018 21:14:47 No.3686069 Report

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>he uses food items or chemicals to clean himself
>he doesn't clean himself with his own tongue
Absolutely subhuman.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Doi3Xss+ Wed 10 Jan 2018 21:14:53 No.3686071 Report

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>>3686014
>Washing yourself at all
Enjoy your unnatural lifestyle faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:b2txbHEV Wed 10 Jan 2018 21:25:50 No.3686174 Report

Quoted By: >>3686179 >>3686186

Another friendly r/banter tip, that if you're expecting company and the smell of semen's in the air because you've been jerking off too much, the easiest way to get rid of the smell is pour hot sauce into a cup and stir it with cinnamon until the consistency becomes gooey and put it in the microwave for 10 minutes.

Anonyṃous

Anonyṃous ID:uSQaxVaA Wed 10 Jan 2018 21:26:40 No.3686179 Report

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>>3686174
Yep and then drip it down your peehole to cover up the stench
We do that as well

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RGAylFJL Wed 10 Jan 2018 21:27:22 No.3686186 Report

Quoted By: >>3686322

>>3686174
dont do it this makes mustard gas

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:b2txbHEV Wed 10 Jan 2018 21:31:48 No.3686210 Report

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The secret to high testosterone is putting three onions in a blender and soaking yourself in a tub of hot water and onion slush for two hours a day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:b2txbHEV Wed 10 Jan 2018 21:40:52 No.3686284 Report

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Instead of using armpit deodorant, slice open a potato and slather your armpits with it. It actually works.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:schDOCq6 Wed 10 Jan 2018 21:44:46 No.3686322 Report

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>>3686186
That only happens when you boil mustard, dummy

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