>>3692776During my jungle training as an army recruit, we had to learn jungle survival. We had to eat some bugs for maximum protein:
Coconut grubs: lightly roasted, tastes just like coconut.
Leaf cutter ants: Prior to the rainy season, millions of potential leaf cutter queens emerge and take flight, they have thicc asses that are grilled and are quite delicious.
Ant eggs: what the mexicans call esquimole. Tastes like nuts.
If I had to chose between McDonalds and bugs, I would choose the bugs