>>3695248*hits blunt*
Yo Jamie, pull up that hairless chimpanzee.
No, the one bottom left.
Look at the fucking thing! He must weigh what? 400lbs. He would tear you to shreds! When I was on News Radio they had a baby chimpanzee on set and it climbed on my back and just started hitting
*bangs desk*
It felt like wood. They have a completely different physiology to humans. We look at that and think it is like a bodybuilder but it is a completely different animal
*hits blunt*
Guest: yeah...
Just imagine if one of those things let loose in LA. What is there, 30 million people living here? Jamie look up the LA population. That is what scares me about these earthquakes...