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Anonymous ID:BpVojSa+ Thu 11 May 2017 22:17:34 No.370248 View View Reply Original Report

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>mom is 5'8''
>dad is 6'something''
>i'm 5'4

i had always kinda hoped i was a bastard despite looking exactly like my dad but today she admitted she smoked during pregnancy and that's why i'm so stubby
this is a sad day
i am sad today

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aYHFHiAu Thu 11 May 2017 22:22:37 No.370391 Report

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>>370248

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZTE8/VtR Thu 11 May 2017 22:24:33 No.370440 Report

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>>370248
>5'4" scandinavian

thats hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Crxq++zM Thu 11 May 2017 22:32:24 No.370732 Report

Quoted By: >>371076 >>371240 >>380233

Mine is so much fucking worse. My dad is 6"4 , really smart, apparently really handsome, he looks like Heath ledger, pretty much just all around good genes. I think he has a butter face fetish because my mom is short, very unattractive face and not the best genes, she's Mexican. Guess whose genes i inherited?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KDykS0gu Thu 11 May 2017 22:43:18 No.371035 Report

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>>370248
>5'4 scandinavian
Become a trap

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sTO+TNXK Thu 11 May 2017 22:44:15 No.371066 Report

Quoted By: >>371939 >>380233 >>380489

>>370248
>mom is 5'2
>dad is 5'7
>i'm 5'11

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K+6nVwxz Thu 11 May 2017 22:44:29 No.371076 Report

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>>370732
I have seen this post several times before

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KD8QaY96 Thu 11 May 2017 22:46:14 No.371122 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g1uSjh9T Thu 11 May 2017 22:47:06 No.371145 Report

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>>370248
5'4'' here. Slav genes (polish/ukrainian), but I had hormone problems and my parents didn't treat me. Feels bad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NCwOqM+w Thu 11 May 2017 22:47:36 No.371151 Report

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>>370248
>tfw my brother got all the good genes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iImRRR3k Thu 11 May 2017 22:48:37 No.371167 Report

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>>370248
Nutrition plays a part in growth not just genes, prob just another malnourished norwegian, bet your ma and pa fed you nothing but twigs and rotten fish.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KhXEdzek Thu 11 May 2017 22:50:15 No.371209 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QL+oMd0O Thu 11 May 2017 22:50:22 No.371215 Report

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>>371145
you could've been the br messi. sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9OCkGCgK Thu 11 May 2017 22:51:07 No.371240 Report

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>>370732
My dad is a handsome alpha yet he decided to impregnate some SEA monkey. I can relate with you anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2GQH/f62 Thu 11 May 2017 22:52:05 No.371269 Report

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>>370248
A healthy male will always grow to be taller than his mother. You either have a condition that inhibited your growth or you were adopted.

>mother is like 5'7" or so i guess
>father is 6'2"
>i'm 6'4"

I'm only average out of all of the men in my generation and my dad's generation. Uncles are 6'4" and 6'6", cousin is 6'3".

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g1uSjh9T Thu 11 May 2017 22:52:26 No.371279 Report

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>>371215
yeah, I'm also autistic

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Ig20jQNl Thu 11 May 2017 22:59:12 No.371473 Report

Quoted By: >>372271

>mom is 5'6"
>dad is 5'10
>I am 6'0"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4mD2I7nh Thu 11 May 2017 23:15:53 No.371933 Report

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>>370248

You should punch your mom for doing this to you LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4mD2I7nh Thu 11 May 2017 23:16:14 No.371939 Report

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>>371066

Cuck him LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t9fXMMe0 Thu 11 May 2017 23:22:14 No.372096 Report

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>>370248
I said this in another thread but get a role model to look up to, I recommend Eazy E as he is 5'3" manlet and got all the bitches.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:49gtmuD8 Thu 11 May 2017 23:27:53 No.372236 Report

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liten gutt

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yXejPQTG Thu 11 May 2017 23:29:11 No.372271 Report

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>>371473
>dad is 6 ft and muscular with awesome facial hair
>i am 6'2 and have the shittiest facial hair growth i've ever seen on a person

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kNSTdWJJ Thu 11 May 2017 23:46:36 No.372705 Report

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>>372271

le kek

>Hairy ape
>5'7

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:s6n6tVnz Fri 12 May 2017 00:30:57 No.374315 Report

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>>370248
>Dad is 5'10
>Mom is 5'6
>I'm 6'2
Feels pretty good

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KjtDVyBQ Fri 12 May 2017 00:35:05 No.374423 Report

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>>371933
go away you're stinking the place up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dJk2lkbR Fri 12 May 2017 00:37:02 No.374471 Report

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dont feel too powerless anon, Stalin was only 5'4 and well he was prety cool

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1ZEggktL Fri 12 May 2017 01:38:49 No.375881 Report

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>>370248
>Mom and dad are both 5' 8"
>I'm 6 ft even
I got my height from my Abuelo who died before I was born

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JQxVYccP Fri 12 May 2017 01:42:24 No.375983 Report

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>>371240
When is mother's day in the USA? Fucking asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bRjLDHl3 Fri 12 May 2017 02:21:10 No.377109 Report

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>>370248
>6'4, 205
>chiseled features, look like a chad
>large biceps--19 inches
>hi iq 130s
>easily get 90% in any subject I study
>big dick 7", and huge girth, double the average
>undescended testicles.

I think it's because my mom drank a lot of aspartame when she was pregnant.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bRjLDHl3 Fri 12 May 2017 02:22:52 No.377155 Report

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>>377109
on the plus side I have an abnormally high singing voice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MpduVghl Fri 12 May 2017 02:22:53 No.377156 Report

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>>370440
i miss old bajur

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gz3HTiV7 Fri 12 May 2017 02:25:05 No.377232 Report

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>>377109
How does that work? Undescended testicles to me means low/no test

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p0IbzakQ Fri 12 May 2017 02:28:44 No.377347 Report

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>mom is 5'5
>dad is 5'8
>i'm 6'2

Were you faggots malnourished as a child?
I've got shit tier BR genetics and even I made past 6

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CiFVhuti Fri 12 May 2017 03:33:48 No.379383 Report

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>mom is 4'10
>dad is 5'2
>i'm 6'8
what did genes meme by this

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KVgS4TxY Fri 12 May 2017 03:34:28 No.379397 Report

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Fuck op so sorry.

>Dad is 5'4
>Mom is 5'1

Im 5'7

Guess could've been worse

Are there shorter people than you in Norway?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yDOhKqqE Fri 12 May 2017 04:02:45 No.380055 Report

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>Dad is 5'8
>Mom was 5'11
I'm 6'2
My mom also smoked with me but it only seemed to have fucked up my frontal lobe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LNIEQsK3 Fri 12 May 2017 04:03:57 No.380078 Report

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>>375983
Not all moms are lovely women, hue monkey.

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Anonymous ID:ZzLj3X2c Fri 12 May 2017 04:08:28 No.380190 Report

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>>370248
>mom is 5'5"
>dad is 6'4"
>i'm 6'1"
The thing that bothers me the most is that my dad has an A+ Sam Elliott mustache and looks exactly like D.D. Lewis in Gangs of New York, but I am a mustachelett.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqPqUcNKnVg

L. Wyatt

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L. Wyatt ID:qaHsieA2 Fri 12 May 2017 04:10:46 No.380233 Report

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>>370732
Sucks Anon, but hell at least you aren't Basque, we're the shittiest of Spaniards and we aren't even Spanish, Americans just consider us one of them.
>>371066
I'd be asking questions if I were your dad.
>>371151
>mfw I know that feel
>your brother is Chad
>ywn be Chad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YM7I8DmO Fri 12 May 2017 04:21:36 No.380456 Report

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>>370248
my mom smoked and I'm 6'2". I always figured it was the massive amounts of milk I drank as a kid that fed my growing bones with calcium.

One of my great grandpas was a small guy but one of the most badass guys I ever heard of. Small english guy who was friends with Lawrence of Arabia among other things. My great grandma was actually taller than him. I've heard that your best bet as a shorter guy is to date shorter women than you. As a tall guy I specifically avoid shorter women because the size difference is a bother.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TTMUTx9N Fri 12 May 2017 04:23:38 No.380489 Report

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>>371066
mom is 5'6''
dad is 5'8''

I'm almost 6'1''

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