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Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:01:30 No.3708462 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3708473 >>3708503 >>3708504 >>3708536 >>3708548 >>3708551

Ok lads, hit me with suggestions.

Rules: has to relate to what she said, no cucking, linking to thread or dick pics

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xXV7LZ32 Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:01:51 No.3708467 Report

Quoted By: >>3708471

Go back there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:02:22 No.3708471 Report

Quoted By: >>3709058

>>3708467
?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3d2g4avF Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:02:25 No.3708473 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708462
Open bob

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i9XWKezb Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:03:43 No.3708485 Report

Quoted By: >>3709067

I still think you should go with: I was just thinking feminists are not interested in men.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h5tn7IOz Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:04:19 No.3708490 Report

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I was visiting in africa two months ago
My goal was to see all those wild animals
Most excited I was when I came close to elephants
They were so big and somehow so scary
Something happened when I snapped a picture
Three elephants surrounded me
One of them ripped off all my clothes
Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks
With it's huge trunk
I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass
Third elephant forced me to take it's giant c*** in my mouth
I sucked like a whore while I was assfucked by elephant trunk
After all it wasn't too bad at all
It took only about ten minutes and c*** in my mouth started to c**
Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and
Spurted allover my face
I was completely fucked up, but elephants had one more thing to do
All three of them huffed and puffed s***s on me
Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole
I'll never go to Africa again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i9XWKezb Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:04:32 No.3708495 Report

Quoted By: >>3708511

>tfw we're right back where we started

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ndoXJziy Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:05:16 No.3708503 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708462
I'm interested only if you berate me for my white privilege while tickling my gooch.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:muoNMRaW Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:05:25 No.3708504 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708462
it's not fun to limit oneself with ideologies, is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:06:09 No.3708511 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708495
Kek, might say this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ru+cpTU3 Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:06:45 No.3708519 Report

Quoted By: >>3708529

Look lady let's cut to the chase. We both know you want my "Male Privilege"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kzxx4b6v Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:07:13 No.3708522 Report

Quoted By:

The equality is a nonsense

Woman and Men are psycological, physical, curtual, biologicallly different.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:07:40 No.3708529 Report

Quoted By: >>3708545 >>3708561

>>3708519
Could just say, ‘what’s the matter? Il give you some real male privlege’

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C0dR82sl Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:08:00 No.3708536 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708462
so do you like big guys?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ru+cpTU3 Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:08:41 No.3708545 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708529
Even better.

Bnonymous

Bnonymous ID:HyVVnfrB Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:09:08 No.3708548 Report

Quoted By: >>3708567

>>3708462
Tell her there's more to somebody than just politics. then ask if she likes Rick and Morty.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R+fk0xDc Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:09:16 No.3708551 Report

Quoted By: >>3708645

>>3708462
Start spamming random numbers so she gets confused like 12,1977,14666 etc

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:10:04 No.3708556 Report

Quoted By: >>3708629 >>3708640 >>3708654

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MZ9uwTPM Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:10:09 No.3708561 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708529
Just ignore her comeback. Ask her if she likes grande with extra foam

Bnonymous

Bnonymous ID:HyVVnfrB Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:10:25 No.3708567 Report

Quoted By: >>3708576 >>3708587

>>3708548
Then if she says yes send her the "to be fair, you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand rick and morty" copypasta

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R+fk0xDc Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:11:20 No.3708576 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708567
You can also do this. For the second round the shitposting should be apolitical

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:12:11 No.3708587 Report

Quoted By: >>3708607

>>3708567
I’d rather do this with a fresh girl

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MZ9uwTPM Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:13:40 No.3708603 Report

Quoted By: >>3708613 >>3708619 >>3708622 >>3708650

Fuck it. I’m gay but I’ll download tinder just for some fresh laughs. Anyone got a chad pic I can use?

Bnonymous

Bnonymous ID:HyVVnfrB Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:14:23 No.3708607 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708587
Whatever floats your scroat.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:14:42 No.3708613 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708603
Go on Instagram and just look at the front page, take your pic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P7vNEO0a Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:15:17 No.3708619 Report

Quoted By: >>3708624 >>3708632

>>3708603
You have to link a FB account

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:15:27 No.3708620 Report

Quoted By: >>3708645

Others feel free to post your own convos with girls you are having, would be jokes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:muoNMRaW Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:15:31 No.3708622 Report

Quoted By: >>3708632

>>3708603

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:15:50 No.3708624 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708619
Not anymore, phone number is fine

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R+fk0xDc Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:16:07 No.3708627 Report

Quoted By: >>3708645

Start shitposting like you are on bant. Make posts like perro caca, my wife chiruno is so cute~! etc

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ru+cpTU3 Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:16:26 No.3708629 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708556
I am so fucking honered to be a part of this fucking legend in the making.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MZ9uwTPM Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:16:37 No.3708632 Report

Quoted By: >>3708639

>>3708619
Well I’m out
>>3708622
Wonderful

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:17:23 No.3708639 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708632
You don’t have to anymore, just use phone number, no one can see it though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NIe7w6Sm Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:17:40 No.3708640 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708556
You beautiful, beautiful man.
>no
>homo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h5tn7IOz Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:17:57 No.3708642 Report

Quoted By:

my wife chino is so cute

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:muoNMRaW Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:18:53 No.3708645 Report

Quoted By: >>3708656

>>3708551
>>3708627
get a fucking grip man
>>3708620
>CIA in ID
nice

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:07MIrpZY Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:19:19 No.3708650 Report

Quoted By: >>3708689

>>3708603
YOU MUST USE THIS PIC

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P7vNEO0a Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:19:58 No.3708654 Report

Quoted By: >>3708659

>>3708556
This would be 10x more entertaining if you actually met up and fucked her. Remember to take pics.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:20:10 No.3708656 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708645
*starts to glow*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:21:11 No.3708659 Report

Quoted By: >>3708664 >>3708680 >>3708729

>>3708654
Part of me is considering it, she’s not attractive but I think it would be fun to make a feminist a little bitch to me in bed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:21:30 No.3708664 Report

Quoted By: >>3708676 >>3708680

>>3708659
Not pics though, I can go to prison for that

Bnonymous

Bnonymous ID:HyVVnfrB Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:22:49 No.3708676 Report

Quoted By: >>3708709

>>3708664
Methinks they're trying to get you gulag'd.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yMJT+c/T Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:23:46 No.3708680 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708659

They're all super freaks in bed, it's a little scary actually

>>3708664
>The absolute state of the Bongdicial system

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MZ9uwTPM Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:24:54 No.3708689 Report

Quoted By: >>3708705

>>3708650
Any others of this guys?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JIC/QHzy Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:25:06 No.3708692 Report

Quoted By:

my wife chino is so cute

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:07MIrpZY Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:26:39 No.3708705 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708689
https://twitter.com/luckylucianoog

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:26:58 No.3708709 Report

Quoted By: >>3708737 >>3708986

>>3708676
>>3708676
Yeah I’m not going to break a serious law for a joke

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MZ9uwTPM Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:29:04 No.3708728 Report

Quoted By: >>3708766 >>3708776

Decide my about me for me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uyx13Yyn Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:29:08 No.3708729 Report

Quoted By: >>3708739

>>3708659
She's only ugly on the inside. I think her face is pretty.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gR5Hchid Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:30:06 No.3708737 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708709
They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:30:11 No.3708739 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708729
She’s got a major baby face, which is adorable but I guess I’m not into ‘cute’ girls?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:P7vNEO0a Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:31:20 No.3708752 Report

Quoted By: >>3708762 >>3708769 >>3708775 >>3708789 >>3708806

Let's go boys

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:32:18 No.3708762 Report

Quoted By: >>3708770

>>3708752
“I’m going to Coleen your arsehole with my tongue” kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:07MIrpZY Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:32:30 No.3708766 Report

Quoted By: >>3708889

>>3708728
drug dealer, immigrant from mexico

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R+fk0xDc Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:32:36 No.3708769 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708752
Ask her if she likes horse cock

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:32:37 No.3708770 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708762
Colleen*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M+cuNkYL Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:33:10 No.3708775 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708752
ask her which one she is on the pic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:33:14 No.3708776 Report

Quoted By: >>3708889

>>3708728
Yeah, illegal mexican

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C0dR82sl Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:34:19 No.3708789 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708752
hey babe want some fug?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:P7vNEO0a Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:35:43 No.3708802 Report

Quoted By: >>3708816 >>3708817 >>3708818 >>3708834 >>3708840 >>3708847 >>3708860 >>3709134

Decided to change bc Colleen is ugly as fuck. Not gonna wait till dubs, most interesting or popular thing to say wins

Bnonymous

Bnonymous ID:HyVVnfrB Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:35:52 No.3708806 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708752
>Ya'll niggas watch hotwheels?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:07MIrpZY Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:37:01 No.3708816 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708802
hey baby do you want to eat some hot wings with me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:37:01 No.3708817 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708802
What’s her bio say

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DeNtV6CI Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:37:19 No.3708818 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708802
Hi, do you have nigger porn?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R+fk0xDc Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:38:29 No.3708834 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708802
Tell her to fly with her wings

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M+cuNkYL Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:39:15 No.3708840 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708802
tell her this:
i want to be your little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on your breasts. your magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. you would stick me in your hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for you to bleed all over me. i want to feel your brittany blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb your hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with your hoo-hoo brittany blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in your brittany hoo-hoo and revel in your red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want you to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that your brittany hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over your brittany face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xXV7LZ32 Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:39:36 No.3708847 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708802
SHOW BOBS AND VEGENE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DeNtV6CI Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:40:12 No.3708860 Report

Quoted By: >>3708872 >>3708884

>>3708802
Where I'm from we call women "Satan's niggers"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M+cuNkYL Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:40:57 No.3708872 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708860
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:P7vNEO0a Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:41:49 No.3708884 Report

Quoted By: >>3708900 >>3708909 >>3709006 >>3709189 >>3709266

>>3708860

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MZ9uwTPM Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:42:22 No.3708889 Report

Quoted By: >>3708997 >>3709332

>>3708766
>>3708776
Took some liberties

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:07MIrpZY Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:43:10 No.3708900 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708884
if she asks you where you're from, you reply with Mexic

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:M+cuNkYL Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:44:15 No.3708909 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708884
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P7vNEO0a Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:51:01 No.3708986 Report

Quoted By: >>3709065

>>3708709
Dude just fuck her. If she didn't want you she'd have stopped replying.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:51:54 No.3708997 Report

Quoted By: >>3709019

>>3708889
That will turn some heads kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MZ9uwTPM Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:52:31 No.3709006 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708884
Blew your load too soon son

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MZ9uwTPM Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:53:37 No.3709019 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708997
Used up all my likes already too. Now we play the waiting game

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tyi+7czS Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:56:21 No.3709058 Report

Quoted By: >>3709082 >>3709087 >>3709125

>>3708471
He's a retard that thinks everything he can't understand belongs in /pol/
If he had his way /pol/ would be full of toilets and showers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:56:52 No.3709065 Report

Quoted By: >>3709127

>>3708986
I might as well, it would just complete the whole thing. After I’ve fucked her il lay in the bed thinking of all you lads

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tyi+7czS Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:56:55 No.3709067 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708485
>romania

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:57:52 No.3709082 Report

Quoted By:

>>3709058
I mean the context is political to an extent but what I’m doing isn’t political it’s just for banter so I came here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xXV7LZ32 Fri 12 Jan 2018 21:58:18 No.3709087 Report

Quoted By: >>3711843

>>3709058
Someone sounds mad.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:00:54 No.3709125 Report

Quoted By:

>>3709058
>toilets

Cheeky Indian jab

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:P7vNEO0a Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:01:00 No.3709127 Report

Quoted By: >>3709149

>>3709065
And then you'll cum again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tyi+7czS Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:01:23 No.3709134 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708802
You dumb cunt.
That horse loving country girl would've gone top, and fucked you harder than anything, and you threw it away for an attention whore naked butterfly bullshit.
You dun goofed

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:02:34 No.3709149 Report

Quoted By:

>>3709127

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uyx13Yyn Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:06:05 No.3709189 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708884
I'd be surprised if she replies at all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:15:22 No.3709257 Report

Quoted By: >>3709272 >>3709277 >>3717394

D E S T R O Y E D

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SfbrclWo Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:16:39 No.3709266 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708884

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SfbrclWo Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:17:20 No.3709272 Report

Quoted By: >>3709282

>>3709257
>mad tangoed
what did she meme by this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:olTP50gQ Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:17:38 No.3709277 Report

Quoted By: >>3713049

>>3709257
Awww she’s a big grill

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:18:47 No.3709282 Report

Quoted By: >>3709295

>>3709272
I think she’s referring to fake tan? It’s a stupid thing the Essex lads do

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SfbrclWo Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:19:53 No.3709295 Report

Quoted By: >>3709311

>>3709282
Oh wow that is trashy

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:21:36 No.3709311 Report

Quoted By:

>>3709295

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Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:22:49 No.3709319 Report

Quoted By: >>3709324 >>3709330 >>3709331 >>3709336 >>3709381

Here is a hot one

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xXV7LZ32 Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:23:38 No.3709324 Report

Quoted By:

>>3709319
Continue

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Ru+cpTU3 Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:24:15 No.3709330 Report

Quoted By:

>>3709319
Like the WWE Paige?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SfbrclWo Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:24:24 No.3709331 Report

Quoted By:

>>3709319
Ask her if she wants to take a ride on your bologna pony

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gttFwcA5 Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:24:25 No.3709332 Report

Quoted By:

>>3708889
>That last line
Chicanon would be proud

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lgngx06J Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:24:48 No.3709336 Report

Quoted By: >>3709381

>>3709319
because actually i am very shy, im a shy guy that only want to be penetrated by a mummy like you uwu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:olTP50gQ Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:29:34 No.3709381 Report

Quoted By:

>>3709319
>>3709336
Something like this. But just say
>good bc im very shy
Wait for her to respond
>i want you to fuck my wife

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:30:05 No.3709384 Report

Quoted By: >>3709403 >>3709409

Il let the other one wait a bit, want to play her properly, wouldn’t mind banging Paige

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:31:56 No.3709397 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SfbrclWo Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:32:21 No.3709403 Report

Quoted By:

>>3709384
Ask her if she wants to take a ride on your bologna pony

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:olTP50gQ Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:32:33 No.3709409 Report

Quoted By:

>>3709384
>cunts all of em
>not a shenis in the bunch
>you know what a shenis is right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:34:27 No.3709427 Report

Quoted By: >>3709445 >>3709453 >>3709459

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:olTP50gQ Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:36:15 No.3709445 Report

Quoted By: >>3709458 >>3709480

>>3709427
>well if you don’t mind the french i’d like to dickpunch your tonsils

Bnonymous

Bnonymous ID:HyVVnfrB Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:36:56 No.3709453 Report

Quoted By: >>3709469

>>3709427
>no ones filthy anymore these days
Mother of God, what kind of worn out bug infested whore have you reeled in?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:37:28 No.3709458 Report

Quoted By:

>>3709445
Lol ok

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mBCq8jId Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:37:42 No.3709459 Report

Quoted By:

>>3709427
And here I was thinking you're filth. I was hoping for a night of unprotected anal prolapse and ice cream afterwards, guess I'll go on to the next sl00t

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:38:16 No.3709469 Report

Quoted By: >>3709484

>>3709453
We are about to find out, I’m going to go full 100 and see if she still bites

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uyx13Yyn Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:38:46 No.3709477 Report

Quoted By:

Maybe her phone corrected "tattooed" to "mangoed". Are we all really so out of touch that when a normie uses its common lingo, we can't understand?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m+usdtY4 Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:39:03 No.3709480 Report

Quoted By:

>>3709445
This

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SfbrclWo Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:39:11 No.3709484 Report

Quoted By:

>>3709469
Ask her if she wants to call you Moses while you part her red sea

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:40:24 No.3709494 Report

Quoted By: >>3709507 >>3709512

Went for a combo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SfbrclWo Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:41:16 No.3709507 Report

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>>3709494
If she says no, ask her if you could tonguepunch her vagbutton

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:olTP50gQ Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:41:46 No.3709512 Report

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>>3709494
We’re all in boys

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:42:22 No.3709520 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:43:55 No.3709538 Report

Quoted By: >>3709577

Fuck she’s gagging for it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:olTP50gQ Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:47:04 No.3709577 Report

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>>3709538
>one for the bush and one for the tush

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:P7vNEO0a Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:50:27 No.3709617 Report

Quoted By: >>3709633 >>3709649 >>3709661 >>3709681

Here we go boys. Best comment gets it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SfbrclWo Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:51:19 No.3709633 Report

Quoted By: >>3709666 >>3709672

>>3709617
Then how about I toss your salad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ndoXJziy Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:52:10 No.3709649 Report

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>>3709617
Weird, I could've sworn that sausage was your favorite food.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:olTP50gQ Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:52:46 No.3709661 Report

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>>3709617
>you still suck dick though right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m+usdtY4 Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:53:10 No.3709666 Report

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>>3709633

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:P7vNEO0a Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:53:23 No.3709672 Report

Quoted By: >>3709730 >>3709739 >>3714718

>>3709633

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:53:48 No.3709681 Report

Quoted By:

>>3709617
Are you saying you don’t suck dick?

(Implying she won’t put your meat in her mouth)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8y1wYoYh Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:57:17 No.3709730 Report

Quoted By:

>>3709672
Nice one.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SfbrclWo Fri 12 Jan 2018 22:57:57 No.3709739 Report

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>>3709672
Absolute madlad, I thought that was kind of a shit line actually

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:P7vNEO0a Fri 12 Jan 2018 23:11:08 No.3709862 Report

Quoted By: >>3709869 >>3709881 >>3709904 >>3709916

Other hasn't replied but she has. What say?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 23:12:22 No.3709869 Report

Quoted By: >>3709899

>>3709862
Ask if she wants to get pizza instead them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yMJT+c/T Fri 12 Jan 2018 23:13:13 No.3709881 Report

Quoted By: >>3709908 >>3709913

>>3709862

Tell her "of course not, who has sex while eating lunch? *bane voice* that comes later"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7J5CIAuj Fri 12 Jan 2018 23:14:53 No.3709899 Report

Quoted By:

>>3709869
Then*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:olTP50gQ Fri 12 Jan 2018 23:15:21 No.3709904 Report

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>>3709862
>of course not. I’m a gentleman. I have a katana collection and everything

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:P7vNEO0a Fri 12 Jan 2018 23:15:33 No.3709908 Report

Quoted By: >>3709924 >>3709957

>>3709881

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:olTP50gQ Fri 12 Jan 2018 23:16:27 No.3709913 Report

Quoted By:

>>3709881
This

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JIC/QHzy Fri 12 Jan 2018 23:16:32 No.3709916 Report

Quoted By:

>>3709862
tell her

MOMMY MILKY MOMMY MILKY ME WANTY FACEFUCK ME WANTY FACEFUCK ME WANTY FACEFUCK RIGHT NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:olTP50gQ Fri 12 Jan 2018 23:17:10 No.3709924 Report

Quoted By: >>3709967

>>3709908
Anon you need to add the *bane voice*’for quality

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yMJT+c/T Fri 12 Jan 2018 23:22:36 No.3709957 Report

Quoted By:

>>3709908

HOLY SHIT ANON I LOVE YOU, GODSPEED

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yMJT+c/T Fri 12 Jan 2018 23:24:05 No.3709967 Report

Quoted By: >>3709979

>>3709924

Someone post a gif of the moment he says it, bitches love communicating in gifs and if she gets it she's the one

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:olTP50gQ Fri 12 Jan 2018 23:25:51 No.3709979 Report

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>>3709967

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rDYhXoJY Fri 12 Jan 2018 23:40:48 No.3710113 Report

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Oh man, I missed all the fun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+ndQrXOh Sat 13 Jan 2018 01:42:09 No.3711526 Report

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Bump from page 9

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hNvOb2W/ Sat 13 Jan 2018 01:44:39 No.3711549 Report

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You guys can't just leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tyi+7czS Sat 13 Jan 2018 02:28:10 No.3711843 Report

Quoted By: >>3711875

>>3709087
Hahahhaaa.
It's you.... You fucking retarded street shitter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+ndQrXOh Sat 13 Jan 2018 02:31:50 No.3711875 Report

Quoted By: >>3711951

>>3711843
Hi Australian! so if Britain is Dad France is Mom and USA is my brother and the netherlands is my GF what are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tyi+7czS Sat 13 Jan 2018 02:38:13 No.3711951 Report

Quoted By: >>3711973

>>3711875
I'm the youngest brother, which means I've had time to watch my older brothers do dumb shit and learn from it.
But if France is youy mum then you're only a step brother.
At least I know there's only a 50% chance of you having my back if I need it.
We don't hold it against surrender monkey.
Well have your back everyone you need it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+ndQrXOh Sat 13 Jan 2018 02:42:42 No.3711973 Report

Quoted By: >>3712227

>>3711951
We inherited mostly all of britians traits and the frogs in Canada are nothing like the frogs in france https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A9o_Major

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tyi+7czS Sat 13 Jan 2018 03:10:10 No.3712227 Report

Quoted By:

>>3711973
We got good frogs in my half of the country. Those asshole frogs are crossing the border though.
We gotta out all single welfare recipients in a plane and give them a toad smacking stick.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MLsQJ38P Sat 13 Jan 2018 05:00:45 No.3713049 Report

Quoted By: >>3713579

>>3709277
for you

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:x0cwrt3/ Sat 13 Jan 2018 06:24:29 No.3713579 Report

Quoted By: >>3714637

>>3713049
Get a load of this (big) guy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6sqp1jHv Sat 13 Jan 2018 11:29:08 No.3714637 Report

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>>3713579
Guernsey, is that you?

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Anonymous ID:XhNjJysr Sat 13 Jan 2018 11:56:24 No.3714718 Report

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>>3709672
Fucking underrated call

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5KIRzW+f Sat 13 Jan 2018 11:57:45 No.3714721 Report

Quoted By: >>3716331

test

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wjwv7to2 Sat 13 Jan 2018 11:58:26 No.3714724 Report

Quoted By: >>3716331

test

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K/e4iVCO Sat 13 Jan 2018 15:13:26 No.3716134 Report

Quoted By: >>3716331

tes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xXV7LZ32 Sat 13 Jan 2018 15:27:02 No.3716210 Report

Quoted By: >>3716331

test

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dQzI8rK2 Sat 13 Jan 2018 15:45:25 No.3716331 Report

Quoted By: >>3717464

>>3714721
>>3714724
>>3716134
>>3716210
faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fJuTnGd3 Sat 13 Jan 2018 16:58:02 No.3716791 Report

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Another bump

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Anonymous ID:g6MYBtwq Sat 13 Jan 2018 18:35:00 No.3717394 Report

Quoted By:

>>3709257
I can hear her british accent through the computer. Hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dYSdDt8F Sat 13 Jan 2018 18:46:30 No.3717464 Report

Quoted By:

>>3716331
test

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