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>be American
>wake up to the refreshing smell of grease
>son must be making dinner
>kiss my illegal mexican immigrant of a wife on the cheek and go downstairs
>find beautiful mixedrace son at the stove cooking
>he's covered a big mac in pancake batter and he's frying it
>clap for him
>GOOD JAAB GOOD JAAAB VERY INNOVATIVE
>son has minor retardation so he's using his circumcized dick as a spatula
>burns himself
>cut his dick off and use a bun as a bandaid to avoid $4,000 hospital fee
>clap for him
>GOOD JAAB GOOD JAAAAB TOOK IT LIKE A CHAMP
>put on my fedora and briefcase
>go outside
>get shot
>bullet came from my wife's boyfriend Jamal
>"STAY DOWN CRACKA"
>I comply because I'm not racist
>Jamal goes inside and fucks my wife
>I got shot which made me pretty sad
>But Jamal and my wife made love so they're probably pretty happy
>The level of happiness in this world ultimately rose
>Smile and crawl over to car
>Bandage myself with spare underwear in my briefcase to avoid $9,000 hospital fee
>Arrive at my minimum wage construction job
>Get to work
>A few of my fellow patriotic Mexican immigrant workers come up to me
>Start speaking to me in Spanish
>Put my years of Spanish in highschool to work
>"Me el no el understando you el"
>nailedit.png
>Fellow patriotic Hispanic Americans start yelling and beat me up
>Shit my pants
>When they finish open briefcase to look for spare underwear
>Remember I used it as a bandaid
>Finish work with shitty pants thinking about how brave my coworkers are
>Go home and find jamal and my wife sleeping in bed
>They are so cute together
>Go downstairs and fall asleep on couch
Just another day in America.
>wake up to the refreshing smell of grease
>son must be making dinner
>kiss my illegal mexican immigrant of a wife on the cheek and go downstairs
>find beautiful mixedrace son at the stove cooking
>he's covered a big mac in pancake batter and he's frying it
>clap for him
>GOOD JAAB GOOD JAAAB VERY INNOVATIVE
>son has minor retardation so he's using his circumcized dick as a spatula
>burns himself
>cut his dick off and use a bun as a bandaid to avoid $4,000 hospital fee
>clap for him
>GOOD JAAB GOOD JAAAAB TOOK IT LIKE A CHAMP
>put on my fedora and briefcase
>go outside
>get shot
>bullet came from my wife's boyfriend Jamal
>"STAY DOWN CRACKA"
>I comply because I'm not racist
>Jamal goes inside and fucks my wife
>I got shot which made me pretty sad
>But Jamal and my wife made love so they're probably pretty happy
>The level of happiness in this world ultimately rose
>Smile and crawl over to car
>Bandage myself with spare underwear in my briefcase to avoid $9,000 hospital fee
>Arrive at my minimum wage construction job
>Get to work
>A few of my fellow patriotic Mexican immigrant workers come up to me
>Start speaking to me in Spanish
>Put my years of Spanish in highschool to work
>"Me el no el understando you el"
>nailedit.png
>Fellow patriotic Hispanic Americans start yelling and beat me up
>Shit my pants
>When they finish open briefcase to look for spare underwear
>Remember I used it as a bandaid
>Finish work with shitty pants thinking about how brave my coworkers are
>Go home and find jamal and my wife sleeping in bed
>They are so cute together
>Go downstairs and fall asleep on couch
Just another day in America.
