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>Be American
>Get asked why I don't travel much
>Get idea, decide to go to Canada
>Accidentally bump someone, get sent to jail for 2 years for starting a fight
>Decide to go to Mexico next
>Get dysentery from water, have all money stolen at gunpoint
>Decide to visit international. Japan sounds nice.
>See a nice 5 year old hooker, decide to engage in her services
>Get arrested for hiring a prostitute
>All right, maybe Italy will be nicer.
>Tell a small lie to make my home life seem nicer, get arrested and spend 2 years in jail for lying.
>Fuck these assbackwards places, lets see if theres somewhere decent.
>United Kingdom is nice.
>Decide to buy a chocolate bar
>Start eating it outside, get fined for it.
>Fuck this I'm going home.
>return to Tennesse
>Start up my Netflix, which I share with my roomate
>Cops bust in door.
>DONT YA KNOW ITS ILLEGAL TO SHARE YA PASSWORD PARDNER?
>Mfw why does every country have fucking stupid laws just floating around.
>Get asked why I don't travel much
>Get idea, decide to go to Canada
>Accidentally bump someone, get sent to jail for 2 years for starting a fight
>Decide to go to Mexico next
>Get dysentery from water, have all money stolen at gunpoint
>Decide to visit international. Japan sounds nice.
>See a nice 5 year old hooker, decide to engage in her services
>Get arrested for hiring a prostitute
>All right, maybe Italy will be nicer.
>Tell a small lie to make my home life seem nicer, get arrested and spend 2 years in jail for lying.
>Fuck these assbackwards places, lets see if theres somewhere decent.
>United Kingdom is nice.
>Decide to buy a chocolate bar
>Start eating it outside, get fined for it.
>Fuck this I'm going home.
>return to Tennesse
>Start up my Netflix, which I share with my roomate
>Cops bust in door.
>DONT YA KNOW ITS ILLEGAL TO SHARE YA PASSWORD PARDNER?
>Mfw why does every country have fucking stupid laws just floating around.
