I wish I was Canadian every single day of my life.

I want to have a heavenly blessed, traditional Canadian princess bride that I may have a family with. We'll name our kids Henry, Elizabeth, Jack, Madeleine, Jeffrey, and John.

I wish I was living in the countryside of Canada, in a small village, with Tim Hortons and splendid architecture every mile.

I love your culture, food, women, and accent. You're the most attractive people in the world. Canadian women are literally all models and warmhearted and friendly too.

I want to smoke, speak French, listen to Trudeau, eat delicious pastries, and freely be drunk in public.