I wish I was Irish every single day of my life.

I want to have a heavenly blessed, traditional Irish princess bride that I may have a family with. We'll name our kids Sean, Patrick, Johnny, Kevin, Seamus, and Angus.

I wish I was living in the countryside of Ireland, in a small village, with castles and splendid architecture every mile.

I love your culture, food, women, and accent. You're the most attractive people in the world. Irish women are literally all models and warmhearted and friendly too.

I want to smoke, have sex with sheep, eat delicious potatoes, and freely be drunk.