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Presidential Election - Round 2

Anonymous ID:thurfP0F Mon 15 Jan 2018 11:21:34 No.3737912 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3737914 >>3739856 >>3740442 >>3742232

Round 2 of the /bant/ Presidential Election is underway.
After Round 1, we were left with only two candidates.

CIA - Shitposter's Liberation Front (AnCap)
Lyacs - Happy Day Remberers (Centre left niceness party)

Manifestos will be posted soon.
The poll closes at 11am GMT tomorrow

Link: http://kwiksurveys com/p/Odd13URD?qid=770734

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:thurfP0F Mon 15 Jan 2018 11:22:05 No.3737914 Report

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>>3737912
CIA (SLF) - Presidential Manifesto:
1. Protect all shitposters
2. Ensure small government, veto any undemocratic bills
3. Create a direct democratic system in this government
4. Be a big guy, for you.
5. Promote shitposting.
6. Banter between nations should be encouraged.
7. Attempt moving the gov to 4chan

Lyacs (HDR) - Presidential Manifesto.
1. Protect
2. Attack
3. Be Nice
4. Gain full military power
5. Keep democracy alive and healthy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cxpHMFs Mon 15 Jan 2018 11:24:30 No.3737922 Report

Quoted By: >>3739252 >>3740356 >>3742404

Lyacs wants a dictatorship, CIA doesnt
Vote for CIA
Vote for SLF
We are the last bastion against discordfags and corrpution

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:thurfP0F Mon 15 Jan 2018 11:58:35 No.3738058 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Update from gov:
No coalition has been formed as of yet, we will update you on this thread if a deal is made

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kekQhjX4 Mon 15 Jan 2018 12:02:23 No.3738072 Report

Quoted By: >>3738077 >>3739252

Lyacs promises immediate elimination of all infamous gayposters and attention whores.
Vote wisely, vote HDR.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cxpHMFs Mon 15 Jan 2018 12:03:24 No.3738077 Report

Quoted By: >>3738078

>>3738072
No he doesnt
He is a gayposter i think
At least he supports gayposting i know that for sure

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:thurfP0F Mon 15 Jan 2018 12:04:16 No.3738078 Report

Quoted By: >>3738091

>>3738077
He blocked the bill to oppress gays

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4TsDR/0m Mon 15 Jan 2018 12:04:33 No.3738080 Report

Quoted By: >>3739215

fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cxpHMFs Mon 15 Jan 2018 12:07:53 No.3738091 Report

Quoted By:

>>3738078
only cause that was illegal
desu
and lyacs was against it anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:thurfP0F Mon 15 Jan 2018 14:16:21 No.3739215 Report

Quoted By:

>>3738080
No u

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sy3/Skrn Mon 15 Jan 2018 14:19:37 No.3739230 Report

Quoted By: >>3739249 >>3739252 >>3739412 >>3739836 >>3740420

This is an 18+ website.
We all know this, it always has been. I've seen admins (rarely as heck desu) ban users who have admitted their age, but let's be honest most know they're underage and need to dodge certain threads / topics completely.

But kids Always fuck up. A thread crops up with people reminiscing over their past and the kiddies can only talk about what happened in kindergarten yesterday. Ask em about music, so unspohisticated that they can only talk about their favourite vidya game soundtrack, say dumb shit like "this happened in school today" or "my parents aren't home" or some other such dumb shit.

So.... I've been working in the IT industry for 20 years and I just don't understand why 4chan doesn't utilise the "challenge" system for admins. This would simplify their jobs significantly and ensure this, the 2nd most important rule of 4chan.

If someone posts something so ridiculously childish that it's pretty obvious they're children, instead of banning or warning or just ignoring, they can flag this I.P. for a "challenge" requiring a neutral 3rd party company to run a check which would require the I.P. to prove they're 18 or older via Driving Licence, Passport, Debit Card etc.

Thoughts? Obviously expecting the children to reeeeeeee like crazy to this new daily thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:thurfP0F Mon 15 Jan 2018 14:22:24 No.3739249 Report

Quoted By:

>>3739230
This site would shut down without our underage b& supply.
Besides, asking for age verification would defeat the anonymity of 4chan

Lyacs, HDR Leader

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Lyacs, HDR Leader ID:cQlnsbtO Mon 15 Jan 2018 14:22:53 No.3739252 Report

Quoted By: >>3739423 >>3739435

okayyyyyy, you need to be comfy guys and chill guys. Stop posting fake news, thank you. My main goal is to maintain democracy furthermore
>>3737922
>>3738072

>>3739230
Anyway, it's not a daily thread, just election and yes, most of them (not me) are underage. I guess with your post you can say the relevant music would be "The end" from the doors.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Jwt3fQiB Mon 15 Jan 2018 14:25:54 No.3739412 Report

Quoted By: >>3739423

>>3739230
>American shitposter at it again
Yes anon we got the message.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sy3/Skrn Mon 15 Jan 2018 14:28:52 No.3739423 Report

Quoted By: >>3739449

>>3739412
It’s pretty funny
>>3739252
You seem like a nice guy, sorry for dumping that into your thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cxpHMFs Mon 15 Jan 2018 14:30:13 No.3739435 Report

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>>3739252
your main goal is to create a large army junta, and you have abused your mod powers to manipulate economy, so you are a lying dictator

Lyacs, HDR Leader

Lyacs, HDR Leader ID:cQlnsbtO Mon 15 Jan 2018 14:33:45 No.3739449 Report

Quoted By: >>3739453

>>3739423
it's not a problem, I'm mostly here for the roleplay, but you are pointing out an interesting thematic here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sy3/Skrn Mon 15 Jan 2018 14:34:40 No.3739453 Report

Quoted By:

>>3739449
It’s interesting but I also think it’s kind of dumb as is the guy who wrote it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VqnK15eO Mon 15 Jan 2018 15:36:32 No.3739836 Report

Quoted By:

>>3739230
Why the fuck do you care if anyone that is underage is posting? 4chan is shit anyways it might aswell be active.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vCeJ/hB3 Mon 15 Jan 2018 15:40:21 No.3739856 Report

Quoted By: >>3740329

>>3737912
CIAs shitty Slavic accent is less shitty than Lucas semi dignified but even less understandable French accent.

Communication in any job is the key to success.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cQlnsbtO Mon 15 Jan 2018 16:36:31 No.3740329 Report

Quoted By:

>>3739856
My pronounciation is unfortunatly not a result of my accent, but linked to other reasons. Furthermore, it's Lyacs, not Lucas

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sYxO5VbF Mon 15 Jan 2018 16:41:08 No.3740356 Report

Quoted By: >>3741448

>>3737922
AnCap is worse than a dictatorship.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c8BiAZyX Mon 15 Jan 2018 16:50:31 No.3740420 Report

Quoted By:

>>3739230
Sounds way too fucking Orwellian for me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8zjsyqlb Mon 15 Jan 2018 16:53:07 No.3740442 Report

Quoted By: >>3740472

>>3737912
Wait Happy Day is central left? Why must you make me question my loyalties?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cQlnsbtO Mon 15 Jan 2018 16:57:07 No.3740472 Report

Quoted By: >>3740516

>>3740442
HDR is nor left, right or centrist. It's beyond this kind of categorisation. It's befora all /comfy/, I didn't put ecenomic proposition for reasons.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8zjsyqlb Mon 15 Jan 2018 17:06:02 No.3740516 Report

Quoted By: >>3740554

>>3740472
Also, thanks for the "seal of approve" template. Will use.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cQlnsbtO Mon 15 Jan 2018 17:11:52 No.3740554 Report

Quoted By:

>>3740516
My pleasure dude

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cQlnsbtO Mon 15 Jan 2018 17:12:44 No.3740564 Report

Quoted By: >>3740569 >>3742404

Vote HDR, vote Lyacs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c8BiAZyX Mon 15 Jan 2018 17:13:29 No.3740569 Report

Quoted By: >>3740586

>>3740564
fuk u

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cQlnsbtO Mon 15 Jan 2018 17:15:56 No.3740586 Report

Quoted By:

>>3740569
Chill, relax, be nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cxpHMFs Mon 15 Jan 2018 19:21:15 No.3741448 Report

Quoted By:

>>3740356
Globalist cuckery is worse

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wvItVWGr Mon 15 Jan 2018 19:38:00 No.3741600 Report

Quoted By:

bump

MIKE KANSAS.

MIKE KANSAS. ID:GfXYL6HL Mon 15 Jan 2018 20:53:41 No.3742232 Report

Quoted By: >>3742272

>>3737912
I,mike Kansas officially announce my candidacy as the New Anti Anime Faction(NAAF)

Mike Kansas (NAAF) dictator manifesto
1. Seize all power imaginable
2. Make /bant/ a dictatorship
3. Ban all an*me
4. Ban happy day threads
5. Destroy democracy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wvItVWGr Mon 15 Jan 2018 20:57:57 No.3742272 Report

Quoted By: >>3742316

>>3742232
thats gay

MIKE KANSAS.

MIKE KANSAS. ID:GfXYL6HL Mon 15 Jan 2018 21:02:59 No.3742316 Report

Quoted By:

>>3742272
I shall and will seize power and their is nothing you can do about it.

MIKE KANSAS, NAAF fuhrer

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MIKE KANSAS, NAAF fuhrer ID:GfXYL6HL Mon 15 Jan 2018 21:13:33 No.3742404 Report

Quoted By: >>3742420 >>3742464

>>3740564
>>3737922
The party system as we know it to be must be destroyed if/ bant/ is to evolve beyond thing as they are right now. Which I presume are quite bad but however if you are to vote for me it shall be a dawn of a new era beyond this anime nonsense as well as this Orwellian nonsense such as happy day and it's subsets. Now my opponents will say I am a tyrant but to them i say my totalitarianism shall not only be the opposite of tyranny but also unite the. People of /bant/.end speech.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9Ewz8WrE Mon 15 Jan 2018 21:15:37 No.3742420 Report

Quoted By: >>3742425

>>3742404
>Orwellian
>happy day
fuck you.

MIKE KANSAS, NAAF fuhrer

MIKE KANSAS, NAAF fuhrer ID:GfXYL6HL Mon 15 Jan 2018 21:17:01 No.3742425 Report

Quoted By: >>3742436

>>3742420
It is true.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9Ewz8WrE Mon 15 Jan 2018 21:18:26 No.3742436 Report

Quoted By: >>3743012

>>3742425
Explain what makes a Pole wishing us a nice day Orwellian.
>Then explain why your rudeposting isn't

Mathias

Mathias ID:yWJCi6YP Mon 15 Jan 2018 21:21:29 No.3742464 Report

Quoted By:

>>3742404
I veto your speech

MIKE KANSAS, NAAF fuhrer

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MIKE KANSAS, NAAF fuhrer ID:GfXYL6HL Mon 15 Jan 2018 21:27:08 No.3743012 Report

Quoted By: >>3743045 >>3743118 >>3743132

>>3742436
It traps us in complacency and as a result destroys our creativity. As well as brings in redditors and newfags, the ultimate enemy of our people. As well as our board. If we are to go forward creatively the system must change drastically and as such democracy must go.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wvItVWGr Mon 15 Jan 2018 21:30:09 No.3743045 Report

Quoted By:

>>3743012
downvoted

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:thurfP0F Mon 15 Jan 2018 21:32:38 No.3743079 Report

Quoted By:

Well Mike, you are more of a sperg than most gov members, which is saying something, but thanks anyway for bumping the thread. Keep it up

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8zjsyqlb Mon 15 Jan 2018 21:36:51 No.3743118 Report

Quoted By: >>3743234

>>3743012
I dunno, living as a miserable piece of slime with no comfort from nice people sort of kills my creativity instead of that. Plus I only made this gif because I wanted to impress nice people like him, he sort of motivates me better than cynics.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9Ewz8WrE Mon 15 Jan 2018 21:38:50 No.3743132 Report

Quoted By: >>3743234

>>3743012
>It traps us in complacency
not so much "traps us", but rather keeps the option there
>and as a result destroys our creativity.
source: ass
>As well as brings in redditors and newfags, the ultimate enemy of our people. As well as our board.
Which ones, the ones that adapt to the gomfy and nice board culture, or the ones that scream at the top of their lungs "KEEL YOU'RESELV xd" like a certain someone in this thread?
>If we are to go forward creatively the system must change drastically
>and as such democracy must go.
Flawless logic, 10/10.

MIKE KANSAS, NAAF fuhrer

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MIKE KANSAS, NAAF fuhrer ID:GfXYL6HL Mon 15 Jan 2018 21:48:57 No.3743234 Report

Quoted By: >>3743321 >>3743373

>>3743118
>>3743132
If one is to be in a struggle one must adopt amour fati(love of fate) and be grateful for all of life good and bad, light and dark, sun and moon. Any other way is the way of soyboys. You do not wish to be a bugman don't you? I as leader shall make not only /bant/ great again but all of 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9Ewz8WrE Mon 15 Jan 2018 21:57:21 No.3743321 Report

Quoted By: >>3743471

>>3743234
>not accepting shit situation is for faggots
>That's why I want to change stuff
You fucked up twice, and you still came out an even bigger faggot
how in the fuck?
>I as a leader shall make not only /bant/ great again but all of 4chan.
how?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8zjsyqlb Mon 15 Jan 2018 22:07:11 No.3743373 Report

Quoted By: >>3743471

>>3743234
Friend, I can deal with the dark side of life alone, but I do much better as a human being with positive interaction. It's the same for you and you know it.

MIKE KANSAS, NAAF fuhrer

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MIKE KANSAS, NAAF fuhrer ID:GfXYL6HL Mon 15 Jan 2018 22:21:17 No.3743471 Report

Quoted By: >>3743600 >>3743663

>>3743321
>>3743373
>how?
by banning an*me and happy day threads. people of /bant/ I tell you that I am not your enemy. No, I merely seek to destroy this cult of newfags and redditors that spam this happy day nonsense.an*me the thing that made is board and 4chan is general has also corrupted the board and for that is must be removed. And with it a new root shall build 4chan into the place that it should be a total chaotic mess. Full of pure contrainism and toxicity. This is what/ bant must be this new era.
TL,DR, an*me is for fags

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9Ewz8WrE Mon 15 Jan 2018 22:39:11 No.3743600 Report

Quoted By: >>3743772

>>3743471
>by banning an*me and happy day thread
How will that make /bant/ better? Banning happy day for 3 days already caused people to curse the mods for whole paragraphs and some people are already posting like /r9k/, and banning anime is... It's been tried before, but that was just a shitstorm.
>people of /bant/ I tell you that I am not your enemy.
yeah, and I tell you I'm white, but that doesn't change the face I'm not.
>No, I merely seek to destroy this cult of newfags and redditors that spam this happy day nonsense.
happy day has been on this board longer than you've been on this godawful Bhutanese coal mining imageboard, and it was a thing even before that.
>an*me the thing that made is board and 4chan is general has also corrupted the board and for that is must be removed.
source: ass
>And with it a new root shall build 4chan into the place that it should be a total chaotic mess. Full of pure contrainism and toxicity. This is what/ bant must be this new era.
What if we want to be nice people? What if we want to be positive posters?
>TL,DR, an*me is for fags
>water's wet
>>3743542
>It was spamming though. I being candidate for this election shall stop your spamming.
Happy day threads are not spam. Do you even know what spam is? Are you OK? Do you have brain damage?
>Unless you dare run against me.
Fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9Ewz8WrE Mon 15 Jan 2018 22:45:26 No.3743663 Report

Quoted By:

>>3743471
Let me put it like this:
What if we don't want to overflow with edgy underage b& who thinks it's sooo coooooool because it posted in an edgy website?
We don't want to be another /b/. We've stated that repeatedly for the last half a fucking year

MIKE KANSAS, NAAF fuhrer

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MIKE KANSAS, NAAF fuhrer ID:GfXYL6HL Mon 15 Jan 2018 22:59:46 No.3743772 Report

Quoted By: >>3743870

>>3743600
How can banning anime be a shitstorm? I think I shall find it quite easy. Still doesn't change the fact that it happy days and anime in general is for fags no /SIG/ threads are the ideal for /bant/. Not to mention 4chan is not a nice place. No it is a place for dirty bastards no more no less.if you want a nice place go to >>Tumblr not >>4chan.
Also this hideous meme was been here since 2012 not before 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9Ewz8WrE Mon 15 Jan 2018 23:10:58 No.3743870 Report

Quoted By: >>3744397

>>3743772
>How can banning anime be a shitstorm?
Because the people who post anime do it because they like anime, and got in 4chan to post anime
>Still doesn't change the fact that it happy days and anime in general is for fags
okay. By the way, you post on those pretty often. Are you trying to tell us something?
>/SIG/ threads are the ideal for /bant/
Oh, you must be lost. You see, >>>/pol/ is where you belong.
>Not to mention 4chan is not a nice place. No it is a place for dirty bastards no more no less.
Well it also started as an anime website and whoop, look at it now!
>if you want a nice place go to >>Tumblr not >>4chan.
1, it's >>>/t/umblr and >>>/4chan/, not >>shit
2. 4chan is not a western place. No it is a place for dirty weebs no more no less.if you want a western place go to >>>/f/agbook not >>>/4chan/
See what you did wrong? Are you seeing it yet?
>Also this hideous meme was been here since 2012 not before 4chan.
I was talking about the board, not the website. Of course it's not older than 4chan, it would've died years ago if that were the case.
>that picture
I could write you a paragraph for each ideology proving them right with those statements and reality. Even the shit ones.

MIKE KANSAS, NAAF fuhrer

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MIKE KANSAS, NAAF fuhrer ID:GfXYL6HL Tue 16 Jan 2018 00:27:49 No.3744397 Report

Quoted By:

>>3743870
Well truth be told I am getting quite tired of this debate. I except to stage a coup De at against the two parties if I am to lose. And if i am to win I shall change /bant/.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cQlnsbtO Tue 16 Jan 2018 02:49:49 No.3745218 Report

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