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>be argie
>every day pray for qt brit waifu
>one day, while listening to a touhou music album, i hear a knock on my door
>omg! it's raffey cassidy! she's fully nude except for a red bow across her princess parts!
>"anon, i have kept myself pure for my dream man. i've decided that a dirt poor third worlder is my prince"
>i drag her inside, and let's just say i no longer have half an inch of cheese covering my dick ;-)
>after three weeks of happy cohabitation, i come back from the welfare office. from a distance i can see three tall guys standing guard outside my shack
>"h-h-hola compadres, que pasa?"
>"Feck of ye argie fook, this is queen's land now"
>i look around
>the streets have been paved, sewage no longer flows down the street, the pedestrians seem clearly more fair-skinned
>oh no
>the brits have invaded argentina
>all of a sudden i feel a stab in my back
>it's raffey!
>"never 4get da sheffield m8", are the last words i hear before she twists the handle
>she hadn't binned that knife