ATTENTION WHITE BOIS, IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.

Today is OUR day. This black people day, WE OWN THIS DAY. Yall motha fuckas had us enslaved, raped our women, hung us, and today we still in chains. So on this one day, that is ours.. You're going to follow OUR rules, and give US gifts, understood? THESE are your new 10 commandments, and you WILL follow them on this holy day.

1. No fuckin' Taylor Swift.
2. Clap on beat to our music, is it that fuckin' hard whiteboi?
3. Don't fuckin' dance, they aint no reason to torture us like that.
4. Do NOT freak out when people of color are cast into fictional characters, and those people of color sell out more tickets then any other marvel movie in 24 hours.
5. Do NOT cracker out and riot when your sports team loses.
6. Stop wearing fuckin' jesus sandals.
7. DO NOT SNEEZE INTO YOUR HANDS, SNEEZE INTO YOUR ARM OR YOUR SHIRT, OR A HANKERCHIEF.
8. Do not add any pumpkin spice into our food.
8.5. Do not cook our food.. With yo dry ass unseasoned chicken.
9. Don't fucking start a conversation about gluten, nigga we already heard this shit from you yesterday.


10. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT! Appologize. Now Appologizing isn't simple, it's not just using your words. Get on your knees, and appologize.

Here's a video example of how to properly appologize to your black friends:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJhPLGMhRuQ