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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 10:26:43 No.3750451 View View Reply Original Report

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Why do Americans shit their pants?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 10:29:35 No.3750452 Report

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>>3750451
Gross. Couldn’t they afford an adult diaper?

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 10:31:57 No.3750453 Report

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Seriously, why?

Also don't they notice the smell and something wet in their pants?

This niggers my mind.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 10:33:11 No.3750454 Report

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 10:36:29 No.3750455 Report

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i have only really shit my pants when i have been super sick and sharted when i thought it was just a fart. probably a total of like 3 times in my life and all in the safety of my own home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 10:37:27 No.3750456 Report

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>>3750455
I've never shat my pants since I was baby

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 10:59:22 No.3750457 Report

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they cant cook so they eat cancerfood that gives them diarrhea 24/7

their imagine of "fresh" food means freshly taken from the shelves, not freshly made

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 11:12:39 No.3750458 Report

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Do americans have some stomach problems? I mean, sitting in a class do you hear someone's stomach makes some weird noices or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 11:34:22 No.3750459 Report

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Thanks for the replies.

I still don't know how they can't notice (or maybe they just don't give a shit) the fucking stain and wet shit on their back.

Imagine shutting your pants at wall mart and driving home in your car, the exact moment your wet ass touches the seat and the shit splatters on your whole ass and car.

How will the resale value of the car suffer from this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 11:37:35 No.3750460 Report

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Shitty diet and no self-awareness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 12:05:31 No.3750461 Report

Quoted By: >>3750463

I hear they have a weight loss pill which has a side effect sharting oneself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 12:11:30 No.3750462 Report

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>>3750451
They should use adult diapers most of the time though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 13:02:38 No.3750463 Report

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>>3750451
>>3750453
>>3750458
>>3750461
Olestra, a fat substitute, is used in their most popular chip brands (Lays, Pringles, Doritos). Its use has been banned by Canada and the EU because it is known to cause anal leakage, steatorrhea, possible weight gain, and an inability to absorb vitamins A, D, E, and K.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 13:12:54 No.3750464 Report

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>>3750463
surely it can't just be this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 13:16:50 No.3750465 Report

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>>3750464
I'm sure it isn't but it certainly isn't helping

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 13:17:21 No.3750466 Report

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>>3750451

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 13:21:53 No.3750467 Report

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>>3750451
I think it's a cultural thing.
It has something to do with freedom i guess, freedom to shit in their pants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 13:29:28 No.3750468 Report

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>>3750465
Also too much sugar I guess

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 13:31:44 No.3750469 Report

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>>3750468
All Anglos have a weakness for sugar, only Americans shart themselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 13:32:00 No.3750470 Report

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>>3750451
they have a bad diet which causes sharty bowels
they're fat so they don't notice if it's just a fart or a full blown shart

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gJ6tri0v Tue 16 Jan 2018 13:36:10 No.3750474 Report

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AHAHAHAHA MOD SO BUTTBLASTED

TRIGGERED AMERIMUTT MOD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MxaJ8Yuv Tue 16 Jan 2018 13:36:59 No.3750475 Report

Quoted By: >>3750479 >>3750502

>>3750470
lol /bant/

what are we supposed to do here?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vf2fst9N Tue 16 Jan 2018 13:37:53 No.3750479 Report

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>>3750475
Go back where you came from

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DFEuCH17 Tue 16 Jan 2018 13:43:59 No.3750499 Report

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>>3750474
>mod moves thread to another board allowing you to continue discussing sharting in marts
>"HAHAHA TRIGGERED MOD BTFO XD"

I'd almost think this thread came from /pol/, but pretty apparent it came from /int/

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Anonymous ID:U3Rr5y21 Tue 16 Jan 2018 13:44:14 No.3750501 Report

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Anonymous ID:B4Aut26i Tue 16 Jan 2018 13:44:14 No.3750502 Report

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>>3750475
Continue shart posting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0f9PHg+c Tue 16 Jan 2018 13:46:16 No.3750507 Report

Quoted By: >>3750523

>>3750463
>>3750464
>>3750465
>>3750468
Some anon in /pol/ long ago explained it was caused by some weight loss pills only Walmart sells. Hence why "Shart in Mart" meme is real, since it's caused by a product sold exclusively there and the people shart themselves while shopping there.

Apparently the pill fucks up the gut bacteria and causes a leaky gut somehow. I don't remember the details but the post was very lengthy and looked legit, if someone cares enough he should look it up. I obviously don't care because I haven't been in a Walmart in my entire life and knowing this I never will.

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Anonymous ID:U3Rr5y21 Tue 16 Jan 2018 13:49:38 No.3750513 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pq0BwzvH Tue 16 Jan 2018 13:53:05 No.3750520 Report

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>>3750513
epic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U3Rr5y21 Tue 16 Jan 2018 13:53:50 No.3750523 Report

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>>3750507
I have Wall Mart here in my town. But my country don't allow to sell pills in supermarkets without doctor prescriptions

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0f9PHg+c Tue 16 Jan 2018 13:58:01 No.3750535 Report

Quoted By: >>3750594 >>3750636 >>3750869

>>3750523
In Europe we have LIDL instead of Walmart. We all get jewed by the Germans and the shoddy goods they try to peddle.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U3Rr5y21 Tue 16 Jan 2018 14:13:34 No.3750594 Report

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>>3750535
In my small half million people town we already got one Wallmart 3 Carrefours 5 McDonalds 2 Burgerkings 1 Outback Steack house. We will soon be shitting like Americans.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4YF8vWIl Tue 16 Jan 2018 14:14:26 No.3750598 Report

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>>3750451
Because they are inferior to us Brits.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nMkHLLH+ Tue 16 Jan 2018 14:22:28 No.3750636 Report

Quoted By: >>3750690 >>3750869

>>3750535
>tfw we boycotted Walmart out of existence here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U3Rr5y21 Tue 16 Jan 2018 14:29:56 No.3750690 Report

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>>3750636
We boycotted our own oil and food company instead

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Normie ID:Yr9PVQzH Tue 16 Jan 2018 14:41:53 No.3750726 Report

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Only fat people, gross people and niggers do this. Mostly fat people but they're gross all the time. I want you to look me in the monitor and tell me they don't all stink.
Americans are just predominantly fat and gross.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2Gzsh0oG Tue 16 Jan 2018 14:42:36 No.3750729 Report

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>>3750451
Is this why the diaper fetish is very popular?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yRaGGayo Tue 16 Jan 2018 15:28:30 No.3750869 Report

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>>3750535
>>3750636
Aldi, another german store, is invading the US. I didnt think someone could outjew Walmart, but they're holding strong here now. Theres probably a dozen in my area.

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Anonymous ID:ftrmjgXY Tue 16 Jan 2018 16:24:35 No.3751172 Report

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>>3750451

high sugar diet causes candida overgrowth which causes tons of problems in the digestive system and actually loosens your asshole (to spread candida).

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