>>3754201*reaches into bread tin and takes out two slices of wholemeal*
*takes out knife and jar of mayo*
*spreads le mayo on bread*
And now for the secret ingredient ^3^ hehehe, he'll never see this "cumming" ;)
*inserts knife into momme's baby hole and scrapes out remnants of her boy's baby juice and some of mommy's love juices*
*mixes cummies in2 mayo*
*completes the sandwich with ham, lettuce, tomato and cheese*
*brings sandwich on a plate*
here u go, sweetie :) one momme sandwich, made with love~ <3
