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Finns Are Not Human

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Look at this pic. There's no way this thing is human. It's an Alien if there ever was one.

Finns have a very unique DNA sequence they don't even share with Swedes or Russians or even their Estonian 'cousins'. Their language is beyond exotic and strangely close to computer languages if you think about the fact its practically additive to the infinite when there's no end to how you say "The Two Dogs" in Finnish.

Finns came to Earth when Genghis Khan was ruling and incorporated *some* Mongolian to talk to the locals but kept their infinitives and lack of future tense. Genghis Khan, who tolerated all faiths and cultures in his Khanate, allowed the Finns to settle in a cold climate of his empire because he could not understand their autistic need for space or their ability to be naked in -10 degree Celsius weather.

Ergo, Mongolian and Finnish shares a few common words out of necessity.