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anyone here have any fun naked / nudist experiences?
>be me
>go to the great horror campout
>an annual event with scary mazes and you camp out with monsters chasing you and stuff
>go to one of the 'scare zones'
>its set up like a big tiki monument
>they tell you to 'strip to please the great tiki god'
>its supposed to test your psychological fear of being naked
>being the ballsy fucker I think I am i strip to the nude
>Everyone else just takes off shirt or goes to underwear
>unfortunately for me if you go full naked they make you get up on stage and 'writhe' to please the great tiki god
>basically you get on your hands and knees and pretend you're getting fucked in the ass
>everyone watching me
>afterwards the hula girls lay you down on the table
>the tiki god comes out and lays on top of you for a second
>no idea whats going to happen
>he then hands me a fake human heart
>i win?
anyone else?
>be me
>go to the great horror campout
>an annual event with scary mazes and you camp out with monsters chasing you and stuff
>go to one of the 'scare zones'
>its set up like a big tiki monument
>they tell you to 'strip to please the great tiki god'
>its supposed to test your psychological fear of being naked
>being the ballsy fucker I think I am i strip to the nude
>Everyone else just takes off shirt or goes to underwear
>unfortunately for me if you go full naked they make you get up on stage and 'writhe' to please the great tiki god
>basically you get on your hands and knees and pretend you're getting fucked in the ass
>everyone watching me
>afterwards the hula girls lay you down on the table
>the tiki god comes out and lays on top of you for a second
>no idea whats going to happen
>he then hands me a fake human heart
>i win?
anyone else?
