>>3794674NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
MY RACE TRIES TO IMITATE THE SACRED COW
AND IF YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE A SHIT, JUST SQUAT RIGHT THERE
THIS STREET'S DESIGNATED FOR SHITTING UP THE FRESH AIR
IN CENTRAL BOMBAY, THERE'S A DEAFENING SOUND
12 MILLION BARE ASSES POINTED STRAIGHT AT THE GROUND
BUTTER CHICKEN, KORMA, FAV'S OF PAJEET, SPLATTERIN ALL OVER THAT DESIGNATED STREET
A COUPLE OF WHITES, WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD
STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MUH NEIGHBOURHOOD
OUR NATION STARTED SMELLING JUST A BIT LIKE A ZOO, "YOU CURRY MUNCHERS NEED TO PUT THAT POO IN THE LOO"
IT'S JUST NOT OUR REGULAR DAY-TO-DAY, SO WE USED THE NEW LOOS AS ALTERS TO PRAY
"FUCK THOSE BRITS", BOBBLED PAJEET, THEN HE HEADED STRAIGHT BACK TO THAT DESIGNATED STREET
"FIRST CLASS, IT'S NOT SO BAD, DRINKING COW PISS OUT OF A BROKEN GLASS
SEE THIS IS HOW PEOPLE OF BOMBAY LIVING LIKE, MOTHER-FUCK-BITCH-ALRIGHT?"
I CLEANED UP THE SHIT THAT WAS STUCK TO MY REAR, MY BARE HAND OF COURSE IT COULDN'T BE CLEANER
IF ANYTHING I'D SAY OUR METHOD WAS BETTER, THE BEST WAY TO REMOVE THAT WET FECAL MATTER
I PULLED UP MY PANTS AND FLICKED THE SHIT OFF MY FINGERS, THEN I YELLED TO MY WIFE "WOMAN WHERE'S MY DINNER?"
I LOOKED AT MY WOMAN, SHE WAS SQUATTING RIGHT THERE, TAKING A SHIT IN THAT FRESH BOMBAY AIR
