This is a thread for 2016 US Election scat roleplay!

In this thread we enact our scatological fantasies in the turbulent times of the 2016 American presidential election as our favourite politicians (no original characters)
Did you ever fantasize stirring Hillary Clinton's haggis? Did you ever masturbate to taking Trump's creamy filthy chocolate logs down your throat? You can do that in the presence of anons in this thread

-Rules
-No underage allowed
-No original characters
-Posts must be at least three sentences long to ensure quality
-NO TROLLING, if you are disgusted by this thread just leave
-ONLY SERIOUS REPLIES (I can not reinstate this enough)
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