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Britain has now a ministry of loneliness

Anonymous ID:F9lXndSX Sat 20 Jan 2018 21:13:06 No.3798363 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3798376 >>3798386 >>3798390

>ministry of loneliness

What's next, a ministry of erectile dysfunction?
Are they going to regulate brothels?

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Batowl

Batowl ID:i1DSB5y8 Sat 20 Jan 2018 21:14:31 No.3798376 Report

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>>3798363
The world is finna post modern dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xBYKIsxz Sat 20 Jan 2018 21:15:33 No.3798386 Report

Quoted By: >>3798412 >>3798493

>>3798363
>are they gong to regulate brothels

We already do.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kA7gNfYW Sat 20 Jan 2018 21:16:19 No.3798390 Report

Quoted By: >>3798412

>>3798363
actually that doesnt sound like a bad idea

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F9lXndSX Sat 20 Jan 2018 21:19:36 No.3798412 Report

Quoted By: >>3798459

>>3798386
>>3798390

>no surprise there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pU8vgpiH Sat 20 Jan 2018 21:23:08 No.3798459 Report

Quoted By: >>3798534

>>3798412
Where's your name namefag?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QxWzABIP Sat 20 Jan 2018 21:26:39 No.3798493 Report

Quoted By: >>3798883 >>3799091

>>3798386
At least you brits get brothels.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F9lXndSX Sat 20 Jan 2018 21:31:55 No.3798534 Report

Quoted By: >>3798573

>>3798459
a ministry of lonelines
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I swear,no joke, the neoliberals are on the verge of a mental breakdown

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3ZxKlgZj Sat 20 Jan 2018 21:34:43 No.3798554 Report

Quoted By: >>3798585

Government
assigned
girlfriends
You lucky bastards

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bXQeIHTi Sat 20 Jan 2018 21:35:29 No.3798566 Report

Quoted By: >>3798598

I mean it seems like a natural progression from the Ministry of Silly Walks to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pU8vgpiH Sat 20 Jan 2018 21:36:37 No.3798573 Report

Quoted By: >>3798586

>>3798534
As long as it distracts you from your utterly doomed economy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:m8hO01YT Sat 20 Jan 2018 21:38:47 No.3798585 Report

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>>3798554
It makes you wonder if this whole thing is really the rumor you would think it is or an actual issue. I wish someone would post statistics. Of course, the name is going to be continued to be laughed at for decades, they should have spent more time disguising it with fancy, roundabout wording.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F9lXndSX Sat 20 Jan 2018 21:39:07 No.3798586 Report

Quoted By: >>3798592

>>3798573
>loneliness

>oh Naijel, seems like all brits aw wanking crazy. wa' don't we mek a minsitry 'bought it then, innit?

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Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pU8vgpiH Sat 20 Jan 2018 21:40:06 No.3798592 Report

Quoted By: >>3799157

>>3798586
At least we can afford ministers. ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S8bUmCag Sat 20 Jan 2018 21:40:51 No.3798598 Report

Quoted By: >>3798672 >>3798780

>>3798566
Is that real?
Is your country really just a huge Monty Python sequel?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:F9lXndSX Sat 20 Jan 2018 21:40:57 No.3798600 Report

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>a fucking ministry

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:bXQeIHTi Sat 20 Jan 2018 21:43:16 No.3798672 Report

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>>3798598
>Is your country really just a huge Monty Python sequel?
Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F9lXndSX Sat 20 Jan 2018 21:50:08 No.3798766 Report

Quoted By: >>3798808

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEX56vZPZFE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZCN1ycTR Sat 20 Jan 2018 21:52:10 No.3798780 Report

Quoted By:

>>3798598
nah, they made an entire fucking anime on it, that's us.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m8hO01YT Sat 20 Jan 2018 21:56:03 No.3798808 Report

Quoted By:

>>3798766
Holy shit, that's obviously biased but this minister of loneliness is obviously not fake either. Now we just need the actual motivation behind this move and we've got a complete story.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F9lXndSX Sat 20 Jan 2018 21:59:18 No.3798831 Report

Quoted By: >>3798844

>And over here, Sir Charles Penniworth, Lord Minister of Loneliness

>It's allright, I don't want to shake his hand.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:S8bUmCag Sat 20 Jan 2018 22:01:09 No.3798844 Report

Quoted By:

>>3798831

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MHywOMtp Sat 20 Jan 2018 22:03:07 No.3798857 Report

Quoted By:

> free british gf
> live in pom land
that's like a 75/25 split. Worth desu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F9lXndSX Sat 20 Jan 2018 22:05:23 No.3798870 Report

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>Why yeeees Fullton, you can be a minister! From now on, I declare you Minister of Loneliness! Whenever you see a kid lonely in the yard, it's your responsibility to cheer him up! Use any means necessary Fullton ;D

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qbnXqZiQ Sat 20 Jan 2018 22:06:23 No.3798875 Report

Quoted By: >>3798893

Are brits going to be able to recover from this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SYLxGqoS Sat 20 Jan 2018 22:07:59 No.3798883 Report

Quoted By: >>3798900 >>3799091

>>3798493
We don't it is illegal anon is speaking out of his arse.

Also the loneliness thing is to do with old people who get sad and isolated not for gfs for all NEETS unfortunately.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bXQeIHTi Sat 20 Jan 2018 22:09:26 No.3798893 Report

Quoted By: >>3798956

>>3798875
>Foreigners no longer want anything to do with us
>Brits lose friends en-mass due to being ridiculed
>Minister for Loneliness steps in
You bastards could never even hope to operate on our level.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F9lXndSX Sat 20 Jan 2018 22:09:35 No.3798895 Report

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Is it a ministry of loneliness because now the UK is going to be "alone" in international terms?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F9lXndSX Sat 20 Jan 2018 22:10:29 No.3798900 Report

Quoted By: >>3798911

>>3798883
>not for gfs for all NEETS
>unfortunately

>he can't get brit slags

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SYLxGqoS Sat 20 Jan 2018 22:12:19 No.3798911 Report

Quoted By:

>>3798900
I don't want a slag I want a sex bot that can do chores.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HPgnjlVP Sat 20 Jan 2018 22:14:22 No.3798925 Report

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>free gf xD
Sounds like it's mostly for old folks and their care givers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F9lXndSX Sat 20 Jan 2018 22:17:10 No.3798946 Report

Quoted By:

>hello, yes, is this the ministry of loneliness?

>no this is the secretariat of shit4chansays, the new number will be made public shortly

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Anonymous ID:qbnXqZiQ Sat 20 Jan 2018 22:18:15 No.3798956 Report

Quoted By:

>>3798893
I tell you to worry about inbreeding but then I remembered it’s no problem for you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xBYKIsxz Sat 20 Jan 2018 22:31:13 No.3799091 Report

Quoted By: >>3799095 >>3799097

>>3798493
>>3798883
You don't know what you are talking about. It is legal to pay for sex in this country. It is illegal to street-walk, curb crawl and advertise the sale of sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xBYKIsxz Sat 20 Jan 2018 22:31:57 No.3799095 Report

Quoted By:

>>3799091
So yes, brothels do exist. They just can't advertise or call themselves brothels. They are therefore regulated

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SYLxGqoS Sat 20 Jan 2018 22:32:10 No.3799097 Report

Quoted By: >>3799113 >>3799115

>>3799091
No it is legal to sell it not to buy it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F9lXndSX Sat 20 Jan 2018 22:33:53 No.3799108 Report

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>the absolute Orwellian state of the british state

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xBYKIsxz Sat 20 Jan 2018 22:34:59 No.3799113 Report

Quoted By: >>3799115

>>3799097
Only if it takes place in a public place

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xBYKIsxz Sat 20 Jan 2018 22:35:28 No.3799115 Report

Quoted By:

>>3799097
>>3799113
Not counting Northern Ireland.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xBYKIsxz Sat 20 Jan 2018 22:40:40 No.3799146 Report

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It is also illegal for a third party to be involved.

So to recap

A girl can set up a "brothel" in her house and you can legally go to her house and pay for sex. If she has a brothelkeeper or pimp it is illegal. If she has been trafficked it is illegal. If the transaction or sex takes place publicly, it is illegal. As a result, multiple girls could get together and form a brothel with no central management and this would be legal for all parties

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lJ4K5GJS Sat 20 Jan 2018 22:42:14 No.3799157 Report

Quoted By:

>>3798592
Bu..But they used that money to have atleast ten times more janitors for every empty spot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F9lXndSX Sat 20 Jan 2018 23:03:31 No.3799296 Report

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>ministry of apathy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F9lXndSX Sun 21 Jan 2018 00:50:16 No.3800245 Report

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