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Anonymous ID:E6ABh6Gh Fri 12 May 2017 04:29:53 No.380601 View View Reply Original Report

hey /bant/ i have a scar over my eyebrow, I got hit with a tennis racquet. Help me come up with a better story for it

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Anonymous ID:OeJgID9U Fri 12 May 2017 04:32:22 No.380645 Report

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You got in a bar fight and the dude had long finger nails. Your welcome

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kVl460Ti Fri 12 May 2017 04:32:29 No.380648 Report

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>>380601
Slipped and slammed your head on a coffee table while being held hostage by terrorists.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SmdMFXRq Fri 12 May 2017 04:35:16 No.380695 Report

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Got hit by a drunk driver

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0VBRLCLm Fri 12 May 2017 04:38:13 No.380760 Report

Quoted By: >>380883

>>380601
a cousin chased you with a nail gun, and it pierced your skin, entering where the scar beggins and exiting where the scar ends.
You were so mad at your cousin that you ripped the nail out without giving any fucks (hence the long ass scar) and stabbed him in the leg with it. He has aids ever since.

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Anonymous ID:VxIw/Cuh Fri 12 May 2017 04:44:45 No.380883 Report

Quoted By: >>380952

>>380760
I would believe that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0VBRLCLm Fri 12 May 2017 04:48:21 No.380952 Report

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>>380883
i know right ? I have two scars on the opposite sides of my forearm from some broken glass. Told firends for years that i pierced it with a nail in a fence. Children and nails go together like PB & J

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nX7cgCme Fri 12 May 2017 04:49:00 No.380962 Report

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you were fighting with a Russian spy in a nuclear missile silo

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Gpa9V9xh Fri 12 May 2017 04:52:46 No.381038 Report

Quoted By: >>381079

>>380601
This reminded me of my best friend who got whacked on a backstroke from a golfclub he had a scar on his cheek, he died a couple years ago, fucking feeling shit now man fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0VBRLCLm Fri 12 May 2017 04:54:42 No.381079 Report

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>>381038
you can tell people that he died from a golfclub fragment that got lodged under his cheeck and slowly worked it's way towards his duodenus, triggering a fatal intestinal spasm.

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