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Anonymous ID:ZHkOSJY5 Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:03:38 No.3807262 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3807284 >>3807290 >>3807296 >>3807628 >>3807708

ITT: /bant/ owns a company

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TTRw7BJR Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:06:49 No.3807284 Report

Quoted By: >>3807293

>>3807262
I immediately put money into a gay porno with subliminal messaging advertising our products.

National Coalition Party !!PfcppGG/dig

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National Coalition Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:c9L3oO78 Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:08:22 No.3807290 Report

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>>3807262
hello my stockholders i'm happy to announce that our dubs checking stats have been going of the charts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZHkOSJY5 Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:09:08 No.3807293 Report

Quoted By: >>3807320

>>3807284
Net worth of company drops $200 as we have no product to sell
Current net worth: $300

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dznv8isi Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:09:40 No.3807296 Report

Quoted By: >>3807305 >>3807306

>>3807262
Who took a shit in the third floor bathroom and didn't flush?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZHkOSJY5 Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:10:32 No.3807305 Report

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>>3807296
Net worth of company drops $3 for air freshener
Current net worth: $297

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c9L3oO78 Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:10:33 No.3807306 Report

Quoted By:

>>3807296
We made it so the toilets from fourth floor flush into the toilets from the third

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/Gi0wbwd Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:12:03 No.3807320 Report

Quoted By: >>3807324 >>3807333

>>3807293
our "product" is that /pol/inc. pays us to dispose of their radioactive waste.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c9L3oO78 Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:12:41 No.3807324 Report

Quoted By: >>3807333

>>3807320
we also sell forced memes on the side

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZHkOSJY5 Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:13:51 No.3807333 Report

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>>3807320
New batch of waste comes in, 100kg in total. At a rate of $10/kg, our net worth rises $1000
>>3807324
After a sales period, our net worth rises $100.

Current net worth: $1397

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZHkOSJY5 Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:14:19 No.3807336 Report

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Hourly bills come in, setting us back $100
Current net worth: $1297

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c9L3oO78 Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:17:04 No.3807357 Report

Quoted By: >>3807362 >>3807378 >>3807453

I bet 2000$ on roulette if I get 47 then our net worth goes up by 86000$

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZHkOSJY5 Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:17:06 No.3807359 Report

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News gets out about degeneracy in the company. /pol/ stops supplying for two hours and we lose $200 because of hourly bills.
Current net worth: $1097

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c9L3oO78 Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:17:38 No.3807362 Report

Quoted By:

>>3807357
ok well I just lost us 2000$ dollars

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZHkOSJY5 Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:19:42 No.3807378 Report

Quoted By: >>3807416

>>3807357
Our net worth is in the negatives now. -$997.
/pol/ sends in a mass package, 1000kg. The price has been lowered to $7/kg to adjust for media boycotting. It takes us 3 hours, so our net worth is now $5703.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZHkOSJY5 Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:24:26 No.3807416 Report

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>>3807378
Oops, our new net worth would be $5797.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TTRw7BJR Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:29:38 No.3807453 Report

Quoted By:

>>3807357
WHAT ARE YOU DOIONG?!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c9L3oO78 Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:31:24 No.3807466 Report

Quoted By: >>3807498

I vote that start illegally printing money

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TTRw7BJR Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:35:28 No.3807498 Report

Quoted By: >>3807519

>>3807466
YOU ARE THE WORST BUSINESS PEOPLE EVER
SPEND MONEY ON NORMAL STUFF

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c9L3oO78 Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:37:54 No.3807519 Report

Quoted By:

>>3807498
>SPEND MONEY ON NORMAL STUFF
ok I vote that we start adverting out waste company

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZHkOSJY5 Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:39:36 No.3807532 Report

Quoted By: >>3807591 >>3807601 >>3807676

We start making fake money. We are fined $500 by the state. We made $430 from it though.

Net worth: $5727

Mathias

Mathias ID:H5urNf3a Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:47:09 No.3807591 Report

Quoted By: >>3807609

>>3807532
We need to overtake our radioactivre waste disposal competition, /trash/. Bribe the mods to send more waste here, and hire more shitposters to slide the waste threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TTRw7BJR Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:48:04 No.3807601 Report

Quoted By:

>>3807532
I invest in a new meme:
"Le dank forced face"
and make it extremely ironic to appeal to the redditors

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TTRw7BJR Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:48:47 No.3807609 Report

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>>3807591
We need lawyers to disguise it so nobody thinks we are a monopoly

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HapI0+pt Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:51:14 No.3807628 Report

Quoted By: >>3807642

>>3807262
We should make a local advertising campaign to support our products
Can we hire Cirno or is she too expensive?

Mathias

Mathias ID:H5urNf3a Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:53:01 No.3807642 Report

Quoted By: >>3807658 >>3807660 >>3807676

>>3807628
We need products. Cirno plushies, Cirno bumber stickers, Cirno wallpapers, Cirno 4D VR hentai.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TTRw7BJR Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:55:04 No.3807658 Report

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>>3807642
Maybe then we'd have enough money to buy out /trash/. The question is if that's the move that will do it fast enough to suffice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c9L3oO78 Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:55:17 No.3807660 Report

Quoted By: >>3807679

>>3807642
>Cirno 4D VR hentai
I'll have one of those

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PbG8QY0V Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:57:21 No.3807676 Report

Quoted By: >>3807699

>>3807532
>>3807642
Invest $1000 in Cirno VR hentai

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TTRw7BJR Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:57:35 No.3807679 Report

Quoted By:

>>3807660
You're a high ranking executive, you don't have to pay.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c9L3oO78 Sun 21 Jan 2018 20:59:40 No.3807699 Report

Quoted By: >>3807727

>>3807676
we need to hire some people to program the hentai. All I could fine was this alcoholic named zun, should he suffice?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8FTa5DO/ Sun 21 Jan 2018 21:01:24 No.3807708 Report

Quoted By:

>>3807262
Is this funded with chancoin?

Mathias

Mathias ID:H5urNf3a Sun 21 Jan 2018 21:03:20 No.3807727 Report

Quoted By: >>3808142

>>3807699
Fine, but get the lawyers involved to make sure we don't get hit with any loli-lawsuits

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ncgPuody Sun 21 Jan 2018 21:37:54 No.3807985 Report

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"What do you mean we need a licence for this?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JypuBfo/ Sun 21 Jan 2018 21:48:06 No.3808061 Report

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I invest in robots to help us deal with radioactive waste

King Nigger

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King Nigger ID:oP17eQEW Sun 21 Jan 2018 21:57:58 No.3808142 Report

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>>3807727
your company doesnt have enough loli's the loli diversity union is going to sue you now

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