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OP ID:fyLSiRER Fri 12 May 2017 04:45:48 No.380898 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>380923 >>380951 >>380961 >>380970 >>380978 >>380980 >>380985 >>380991 >>381037

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Hafnir The Tiny, King of the Blue Mountains

Hafnir The Tiny, King of the Blue Mountains ID:d6UNrkiS Fri 12 May 2017 04:47:01 No.380923 Report

Quoted By:

>>380898
Continue Dunlander Holocaust.

Shitty People With Light Purple Grass !1XyvZgxbTg

Shitty People With Light Purple Grass !1XyvZgxbTg ID:9hKNI9Nm Fri 12 May 2017 04:48:13 No.380946 Report

Quoted By: >>380997

ill take riverdell

Elf Man !RoJPWJ4Ww2

Elf Man !RoJPWJ4Ww2 ID:+tASYRQi Fri 12 May 2017 04:48:22 No.380951 Report

Quoted By: >>380997

>>380898
Add me as the Woodland Elves OP

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:uD9jq6Tb Fri 12 May 2017 04:48:57 No.380961 Report

Quoted By: >>380993 >>381013

>>380898

Onward, we slay the elves of Rivendell and feast upon the succulent juices of their carcasses!

Dwarvoslavia !sYxSnsJE26

Dwarvoslavia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:mlIhxZKR Fri 12 May 2017 04:49:20 No.380970 Report

Quoted By:

>>380898
March using my exclave to Rohan, will Gondor meet up with my men and support them?

Saruman the Blacked

Saruman the Blacked ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 04:49:41 No.380978 Report

Quoted By: >>381042 >>381050

>>380898
WHAT THE NIGGER

OP you basically just killed me with this random attack of Rohan and Ents.

Gay 1/10.

At least rape the Eriadorian bitch for me.

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 04:49:50 No.380980 Report

Quoted By:

>>380898
Continue defense any spills into retaking my land

Queen of Eriador !pVdwWYYx6.

Queen of Eriador !pVdwWYYx6. ID:Qlgu+1Cs Fri 12 May 2017 04:49:58 No.380985 Report

Quoted By:

>>380898
Exterminate Isengard's forces!

I only ask that Rohan leave Saruman to me...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7RN41/Uy Fri 12 May 2017 04:50:13 No.380991 Report

Quoted By:

>>380898
/b/ump

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:uD9jq6Tb Fri 12 May 2017 04:50:15 No.380993 Report

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>>380961

Damnation! I would execute my chief strategist for this, but suicide is not the answer!

OP ID:fyLSiRER Fri 12 May 2017 04:50:37 No.380997 Report

Quoted By: >>381010 >>381242

>>380951
>>380946
ok, make your rolls

Elf Man !RoJPWJ4Ww2

Elf Man !RoJPWJ4Ww2 ID:+tASYRQi Fri 12 May 2017 04:51:27 No.381010 Report

Quoted By: >>381026 >>381047 >>381091

>>380997
Fill Erebor or whatever the fuck it's called

Saruman the Blacked

Saruman the Blacked ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 04:51:38 No.381013 Report

Quoted By: >>381066

>>380961
Rivendell is an NPC nation and as far as I know it's impossible to see what rolls they're getting... which basically means that OP can do whatever he wants...

Elf Man !RoJPWJ4Ww2

Elf Man !RoJPWJ4Ww2 ID:+tASYRQi Fri 12 May 2017 04:52:06 No.381026 Report

Quoted By: >>381047

>>381010
>4-digit pali

OP give me something for this, don't cuck me with this 0 spaces shit

Mordor

Mordor ID:ACrFSvBw Fri 12 May 2017 04:52:39 No.381037 Report

Quoted By:

>>380898
Attack Frodo

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:uD9jq6Tb Fri 12 May 2017 04:52:51 No.381042 Report

Quoted By: >>381069 >>381083

>>380978

Cease your incessant whwhini fool, you're far better odd than I am, but nevertheless, you prattle on like an ungrateful spoiled child! Melkor smiles upon the valorous, and thus far you've done nothing to prove yourself!

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OP ID:fyLSiRER Fri 12 May 2017 04:52:56 No.381047 Report

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>>381010
>>381026

Dwarvoslavia !sYxSnsJE26

Dwarvoslavia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:mlIhxZKR Fri 12 May 2017 04:53:08 No.381050 Report

Quoted By: >>381094

>>380978
You got BTFO'd by fucking pieces of driftwood.
How does it make you feel?

Hafnir The Tiny, King of the Blue Mountains

Hafnir The Tiny, King of the Blue Mountains ID:d6UNrkiS Fri 12 May 2017 04:53:57 No.381066 Report

Quoted By: >>381094

>>381013
aye man there's a vast conspiracy involving the jews and reptilians, who use OP as a tool to suck the life out of independently thinking neckbeards on a Mongolian throat singing forum.

Saruman the Blacked

Saruman the Blacked ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 04:54:03 No.381069 Report

Quoted By: >>381105

>>381042
There's no point because I'm fighting two NPC nations that I can't even see the rolls. I watched Eriador and Blue Mountain Dwarves fuck around with your faction for like 10 turns and fail to kill it because it's an NPC faction. Literally the only faction I've seen die has been player vs player (and random ass rebels).

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:uD9jq6Tb Fri 12 May 2017 04:54:48 No.381083 Report

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>>381042

Damned Orcish grog, my tongue flops, my head aches, and I can barely think!

Dwarvoslavia !sYxSnsJE26

Dwarvoslavia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:mlIhxZKR Fri 12 May 2017 04:55:04 No.381091 Report

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>>381010
Kill wood elves instead. Much better payoff.

Saruman the Blacked

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Saruman the Blacked ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 04:55:15 No.381094 Report

Quoted By:

>>381050
It reminds me of the maxim

>OP PLAYS OP WINS

>>381066
Fuck your whiteknighting cuck. Get BLACKED

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:uD9jq6Tb Fri 12 May 2017 04:55:59 No.381105 Report

Quoted By: >>381125

>>381069

Fight the good fight, don't give up now, on the very cusp of victory!

Saruman the Blacked

Saruman the Blacked ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 04:56:51 No.381125 Report

Quoted By: >>381188

>>381105
No dude... watch you will fail to kill Rivendell for like 20 turns and then some retarded rebellion kills you off. Meanwhile the two Dwarves around you will keep raping you as they pussy-worship Eriador. Fuck this.

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OP ID:fyLSiRER Fri 12 May 2017 04:57:40 No.381138 Report

Quoted By: >>381147

The worst has come to pass. Sauron the Deciever has the Ring of Power in his possession. Frodo is dead. The world has fallen.

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OP ID:fyLSiRER Fri 12 May 2017 04:57:57 No.381142 Report

Quoted By: >>381152 >>381155 >>381165 >>381179 >>381186 >>381237 >>381244

Elf Man !RoJPWJ4Ww2

Elf Man !RoJPWJ4Ww2 ID:+tASYRQi Fri 12 May 2017 04:58:15 No.381147 Report

Quoted By:

>>381138
Fuck this gay world desu, I pledge allegiance to Sauron

Mordor

Mordor ID:ACrFSvBw Fri 12 May 2017 04:58:27 No.381152 Report

Quoted By:

>>381142
Attack Gonder

Elf Man !RoJPWJ4Ww2

Elf Man !RoJPWJ4Ww2 ID:+tASYRQi Fri 12 May 2017 04:58:39 No.381155 Report

Quoted By:

>>381142
Take Erebor

Saruman the Blacked

Saruman the Blacked ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 04:59:05 No.381165 Report

Quoted By:

>>381142
Just attack Eriador and the faggot Dwarf pussy-worshipping her.

Dwarvoslavia !sYxSnsJE26

Dwarvoslavia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:mlIhxZKR Fri 12 May 2017 04:59:34 No.381179 Report

Quoted By:

>>381142
Scheisse.
BLITZKRIEG JETZT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4

Queen of Eriador !pVdwWYYx6.

Queen of Eriador !pVdwWYYx6. ID:Qlgu+1Cs Fri 12 May 2017 04:59:50 No.381186 Report

Quoted By: >>381329

>>381142
The Queen shudders. Sauron has risen. The White City is empty. The world of men will fall.

She mounts her horse. One final attack on Isengard.

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:uD9jq6Tb Fri 12 May 2017 04:59:54 No.381188 Report

Quoted By: >>381252

>>381125

Fuck you for cowardice in the face of mere kindling and bearded midgets, just watch, the Rivendell capital will fall in three turns, I swear upon Melkor's honor!

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:uD9jq6Tb Fri 12 May 2017 05:01:52 No.381237 Report

Quoted By: >>381312

>>381142

VICTORY IS OURS! TONIGHT WE RAZE THE CAPITAL OF RIVENDELL! TOMORROW, THE WORLD!

Shitty People With Light Purple Grass !1XyvZgxbTg

Shitty People With Light Purple Grass !1XyvZgxbTg ID:9hKNI9Nm Fri 12 May 2017 05:02:02 No.381242 Report

Quoted By:

>>380997
figgt back orc king

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 05:02:10 No.381244 Report

Quoted By: >>381293

>>381142
Defend at all costs, reclaim my 2ts up north, spill into Gondor

Saruman the Blacked

Saruman the Blacked ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:02:27 No.381252 Report

Quoted By: >>381283

>>381188
Man I rolled dubs and beat back the random NPC Ents, and what do I get? A NPC Rohan surprise attack. That's bullshit.

The map has barely changed in 5 hours of play, it's retarded. This is why good RISK maps don't let OP make up their own events unless it's pre-determined shit.

Mordor

Mordor ID:ACrFSvBw Fri 12 May 2017 05:03:28 No.381283 Report

Quoted By: >>381321 >>381350

>>381252
>The map has barely changed in 5 hours of play, it's retarded. This is why good RISK maps don't let OP make up their own events unless it's pre-determined shit.
You will be rewarded for your loyalty to me shortly

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 05:04:09 No.381293 Report

Quoted By: >>381345

>>381244
The Lord has risen, our ancestor Ulfang met his end for traitorous action to Morgoth, we shall rise above it all, bend the world to the darkness!

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 05:05:05 No.381312 Report

Quoted By:

>>381237
Just going Mobile and namechange.
My beanbag hurts after a while.
Anyway, Cavebases now?

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:uD9jq6Tb Fri 12 May 2017 05:05:21 No.381321 Report

Quoted By: >>381354

>>381283

And what of my efforts? I expect a hefty sum for all I've done!

Hafnir The Tiny, King of the Blue Mountains

Hafnir The Tiny, King of the Blue Mountains ID:d6UNrkiS Fri 12 May 2017 05:05:33 No.381328 Report

Quoted By:

We must all unite against Sauron, or we will all lose.
I launch an all-out assault on Mordor.

Saruman the Blacked

Saruman the Blacked ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:05:38 No.381329 Report

Quoted By: >>381355

>>381186
Isengard is already lost to me thanks to Rohan's random surprise attack you retarded whore. Just get BLACKED already bitch.

Queen of Eriador !pVdwWYYx6.

Queen of Eriador !pVdwWYYx6. ID:Qlgu+1Cs Fri 12 May 2017 05:06:08 No.381338 Report

Quoted By: >>381390

I, Queen Elgarain of Eriador, hereby call upon all free men, elves and dwarves to come together. The Ringbearer has fallen. A new War of the Ring is upon us. We must unite to defeat Sauron. We cannot hope to destroy him forever, but if we can drive him back to Mordor, perhaps our children in the future age can finish the job we were too weak to do ourselves.

Who will answer my call?

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 05:06:38 No.381345 Report

Quoted By: >>381412

>>381293
CAVEBASES
LET US MAKE CAVEBASES WAINRIDERS

Saruman the Blacked

Saruman the Blacked ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:06:58 No.381350 Report

Quoted By:

>>381283
I don't really see the point of staying on because I lost my capital but I'll see what I can do.

Mordor

Mordor ID:ACrFSvBw Fri 12 May 2017 05:07:05 No.381354 Report

Quoted By: >>381386

>>381321
All subjects of Sauron will be greet with a great feast of Man and elve flesh

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:uD9jq6Tb Fri 12 May 2017 05:07:17 No.381355 Report

Quoted By:

>>381329

Hold strong, and the cowards of Rohan will flee before you!

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OP ID:fyLSiRER Fri 12 May 2017 05:07:59 No.381368 Report

Quoted By: >>381384 >>381398 >>381430 >>381431 >>381435 >>381448 >>381455 >>381509 >>381560

It is now Summer.

The World has fallen.

Mordor

Mordor ID:ACrFSvBw Fri 12 May 2017 05:08:28 No.381384 Report

Quoted By:

>>381368
Attack Gondor

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:uD9jq6Tb Fri 12 May 2017 05:08:31 No.381386 Report

Quoted By: >>381435

>>381354

Elf-flesh! Man-flesh! Music to my ears! So long as I receive tribute, my sword is yours Dark Lord!

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 05:08:37 No.381390 Report

Quoted By:

>>381338
First Cavebases and booze, then help.
Also why is Blacked still butthurt? He already won

Elf Man !RoJPWJ4Ww2

Elf Man !RoJPWJ4Ww2 ID:+tASYRQi Fri 12 May 2017 05:08:57 No.381398 Report

Quoted By: >>381443

>>381368
Invade Lothlorien I guess, I don't know why everyone is shitting their pants about this Sauron dude, he seems pretty based

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 05:09:23 No.381412 Report

Quoted By: >>381495

>>381345
We ride for darkness at the end of times.

Queen of Eriador !pVdwWYYx6.

Queen of Eriador !pVdwWYYx6. ID:Qlgu+1Cs Fri 12 May 2017 05:09:53 No.381430 Report

Quoted By: >>381459

>>381368
Destroy Saruman!

Saruman the Blacked

Saruman the Blacked ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:09:57 No.381431 Report

Quoted By: >>381437 >>381447 >>381529

>>381368
>OP still rolls for Rohan but not Dunlendings

Yeah...

Well, if you're even still counting my roles, try to take my capital back.

Shitty People With Light Purple Grass !1XyvZgxbTg

Shitty People With Light Purple Grass !1XyvZgxbTg ID:9hKNI9Nm Fri 12 May 2017 05:10:10 No.381435 Report

Quoted By:

>>381368
Take lothorion or whatever it's called. The green place next to me.
>>381386
nig

Elf Man !RoJPWJ4Ww2

Elf Man !RoJPWJ4Ww2 ID:+tASYRQi Fri 12 May 2017 05:10:16 No.381437 Report

Quoted By: >>381461

>>381431
BLEACHED

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 05:10:37 No.381443 Report

Quoted By: >>381554

>>381398
His assblast is so powerful I wish I could tie myself to him so I could be rocketed into space

OP ID:fyLSiRER Fri 12 May 2017 05:10:48 No.381447 Report

Quoted By: >>381502

>>381431
I roll for dunlandings a shit ton

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:uD9jq6Tb Fri 12 May 2017 05:10:49 No.381448 Report

Quoted By:

>>381368

RIVENDELL IS DYING, SOON RIVENDELL WILL BE DEAD! LOOT, RAPE, AND PILLAGE ACROSS THE ELVISH COUNTRYSIDE! MELKOR GUIDE MY BLADE!

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 05:10:57 No.381455 Report

Quoted By:

>>381368
Defend, otherwise push any spills into Lothlorien

Mordor

Mordor ID:ACrFSvBw Fri 12 May 2017 05:11:02 No.381459 Report

Quoted By:

>>381430
>Destroy Saruman!
You will hang, and your children will be eat by Vargs. Saruman will soon decide your fate

Saruman the Blacked

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Saruman the Blacked ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:11:08 No.381461 Report

Quoted By:

>>381437
>yet in the real world white women are getting BLACKED left and right

Stay mad little white boi :^)

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 05:12:32 No.381495 Report

Quoted By: >>381524

>>381412
But we were gonna build our Cavebases and put them on the lake. You don't want QT shortstacks?

Saruman the Blacked

Saruman the Blacked ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:12:51 No.381502 Report

Quoted By:

>>381447
Where are your rolls? They're all opaque. I've watched Harad fuck around in the south of Gondor with no opposition for like 15 turns. There's no way you are calculating right.

Hafnir The Tiny, King of the Blue Mountains

Hafnir The Tiny, King of the Blue Mountains ID:d6UNrkiS Fri 12 May 2017 05:13:13 No.381509 Report

Quoted By: >>381618

>>381368
I head for the Orcs.

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 05:14:01 No.381524 Report

Quoted By:

>>381495
We have small yellow women to get on their knees instead.

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:uD9jq6Tb Fri 12 May 2017 05:14:11 No.381529 Report

Quoted By:

>>381431

I will avenge you great one, with Melkor as my witness, I swear this upon the blood of my ancestors! The fools of Rohan and the cowards of Eriador will lose ten times what they've taken!

Saruman the Blacked

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Saruman the Blacked ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:15:12 No.381554 Report

Quoted By: >>381747

>>381443
>got BTFOed by an NPC Dwarf faction
>talks shit

ayy lmao

At least I had to deal with two of OP's retarded NPC factions before I got raped. You got fucked with only one and had to ask for peace lmao.

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 05:15:28 No.381560 Report

Quoted By:

>>381368
Wait wood elves assaulting my fellow dwarves!? OH HELL FUCKING NO
COUNTER THAT SHIT

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OP ID:fyLSiRER Fri 12 May 2017 05:16:07 No.381575 Report

Quoted By: >>381586 >>381592 >>381603 >>381609 >>381618 >>381619 >>381620 >>381643

It is nearing the end of summer.

The World has fallen.

Mordor

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Mordor ID:ACrFSvBw Fri 12 May 2017 05:16:44 No.381586 Report

Quoted By:

>>381575
Attack Minas Tirith

Erebor

Erebor ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:17:00 No.381592 Report

Quoted By: >>381762

>>381575
Erebor

Attack Iron Hills

Queen of Eriador !pVdwWYYx6.

Queen of Eriador !pVdwWYYx6. ID:Qlgu+1Cs Fri 12 May 2017 05:17:39 No.381603 Report

Quoted By: >>381630

>>381575
Genocide Dunland.

I, Queen Elgarain of Eriador, will personally kill Sauron.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+tASYRQi Fri 12 May 2017 05:18:04 No.381609 Report

Quoted By:

>>381575
Attack this Erebor nigger

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:l2k5zOjB Fri 12 May 2017 05:18:26 No.381618 Report

Quoted By:

>>381509

I spit upon you, bastard son of Mahal, lowest among Naugrim!

>>381575

Burn Rivendell until there is nothing but ashes, and then, death to Hafnir!

Hafnir The Tiny, King of the Blue Mountains

Hafnir The Tiny, King of the Blue Mountains ID:d6UNrkiS Fri 12 May 2017 05:18:26 No.381619 Report

Quoted By: >>381651

>>381575
stroll into Orcland
dont rape their women because they're orclettes and not attractive
genocide
force into camps
slaughter by the thousands
>attack Orcs

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 05:18:29 No.381620 Report

Quoted By:

>>381575
Defend, push into Dale with spills

Unless you're done, then good game everybody, fun map.

Mordor

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Mordor ID:ACrFSvBw Fri 12 May 2017 05:19:09 No.381630 Report

Quoted By:

>>381603
No Mortal can kill me you fool, all of your lands will soon fall under my Dominion

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OP ID:fyLSiRER Fri 12 May 2017 05:20:08 No.381642 Report

Quoted By: >>381662 >>381663 >>381668 >>381679 >>381683 >>381684 >>381688 >>381709

It is now Spring.

The World has fallen.

Shitty People With Light Purple Grass !1XyvZgxbTg

Shitty People With Light Purple Grass !1XyvZgxbTg ID:9hKNI9Nm Fri 12 May 2017 05:20:12 No.381643 Report

Quoted By: >>381668

>>381575
Run the fuck away from the orcs. I don't care where, just move away from them.

Queen of Eriador !pVdwWYYx6.

Queen of Eriador !pVdwWYYx6. ID:Qlgu+1Cs Fri 12 May 2017 05:20:17 No.381651 Report

Quoted By:

>>381619
I'm not gonna fuck with the North anymore, except to push the orcs around a bit.

I'm going to go avenge the Ringbearer. Do you have things covered up here, Hafnir?

Mordor

Mordor ID:ACrFSvBw Fri 12 May 2017 05:20:45 No.381662 Report

Quoted By:

>>381642
Claim the lands of Gondor

Erebor

Erebor ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:20:46 No.381663 Report

Quoted By:

>>381642
Rape the Iron Hills Dwarves.

Hafnir The Tiny, King of the Blue Mountains

Hafnir The Tiny, King of the Blue Mountains ID:d6UNrkiS Fri 12 May 2017 05:20:55 No.381666 Report

Quoted By: >>381709 >>381733

alright im bailing, assume I either attack the Orcs or Sauron every turn, if a faction gets too close to Eriador's capital, my priority shifts to defending it.

Shitty People With Light Purple Grass !1XyvZgxbTg

Shitty People With Light Purple Grass !1XyvZgxbTg ID:9hKNI9Nm Fri 12 May 2017 05:21:04 No.381668 Report

Quoted By:

>>381642
same orders as >>381643, just run

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 05:21:35 No.381679 Report

Quoted By:

>>381642
Defend and bitch slap Dale

Queen of Eriador !pVdwWYYx6.

Queen of Eriador !pVdwWYYx6. ID:Qlgu+1Cs Fri 12 May 2017 05:21:43 No.381683 Report

Quoted By:

>>381642
Destroy the Orcs in those four territories northeast of me. Then, destroy the Dunlanders.

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:l2k5zOjB Fri 12 May 2017 05:21:47 No.381684 Report

Quoted By:

>>381642

WAAAGH! Enough! Destroy Rivendell at all costs!

Elf Man !RoJPWJ4Ww2

Elf Man !RoJPWJ4Ww2 ID:+tASYRQi Fri 12 May 2017 05:21:58 No.381688 Report

Quoted By: >>381715

>>381642
I commit mass suicide and give all my lands and followers to Sauron

Hafnir The Tiny, King of the Blue Mountains

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Hafnir The Tiny, King of the Blue Mountains ID:d6UNrkiS Fri 12 May 2017 05:23:14 No.381709 Report

Quoted By: >>381722 >>381731

>>381666
>>381642
have that roll count towards invading Orcs
g'night folks, this was cool
ring appears a little OP

Erebor

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Erebor ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:23:25 No.381715 Report

Quoted By:

>>381688
BLACKED

Erebor

Erebor ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:23:57 No.381722 Report

Quoted By:

>>381709
No faggot, your roll doesn't count.

OP ID:fyLSiRER Fri 12 May 2017 05:24:19 No.381731 Report

Quoted By:

>>381709
the ring is OP in lord of the rings

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:l2k5zOjB Fri 12 May 2017 05:24:27 No.381733 Report

Quoted By:

>>381666

Oh shit! I shit upon you and your false God! Gundabad shall not falter!

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OP ID:fyLSiRER Fri 12 May 2017 05:25:03 No.381746 Report

Quoted By: >>381760 >>381768 >>381770 >>381772 >>381777 >>381822

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

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Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 05:25:03 No.381747 Report

Quoted By: >>381759

>>381554
>I get bored fighting NPC
>call peace, Uniting with Thror's dynasty is not top priority
>Stalemate against what is supposed to be an armed force
>Have no official allies
>Essentially the same playing as Switzerland in a world politics sim
>enjoy self
VERSUS
>Essentially Nazi Germany
>Have armies of countries on your side
>Have one job
>Revert to massacring ally
>Fight fucking trees and rebels
>Other nations don't do shit
>Get ring
>Still fucking being BTFO by trees and resistance
>Collapse
>win Pyrrhic victory
> still butthurt and blames OP

Erebor

Erebor ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:26:01 No.381759 Report

Quoted By: >>381826

>>381747
>got BTFOed by NPC
>begged for peace
>bitched and whined to OP about mergers
>got ignored
>now getting cucked by me as Erebor
>assblasted over me pointing this out

fucking kek

Shitty People With Light Purple Grass !1XyvZgxbTg

Shitty People With Light Purple Grass !1XyvZgxbTg ID:9hKNI9Nm Fri 12 May 2017 05:26:02 No.381760 Report

Quoted By:

>>381746
Take over lothorien

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 05:26:13 No.381762 Report

Quoted By: >>381788

>>381592
Try again

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:l2k5zOjB Fri 12 May 2017 05:26:27 No.381768 Report

Quoted By: >>381790

>>381746

Once more, death to Rivendell!

Mordor

Mordor ID:ACrFSvBw Fri 12 May 2017 05:26:33 No.381770 Report

Quoted By:

>>381746
Attack Rohan

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 05:26:36 No.381772 Report

Quoted By: >>381826

>>381746
Continue taking Dale, defense is priority

Queen of Eriador !pVdwWYYx6.

Queen of Eriador !pVdwWYYx6. ID:Qlgu+1Cs Fri 12 May 2017 05:26:51 No.381777 Report

Quoted By: >>381815 >>381822 >>381834

>>381746
Exterminate the Dunlanders.

God, I give up.

Sauron, can you promise me a harem of beautiful women, and that orcs will stay the fuck out of Eriador?

Erebor

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Erebor ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:27:50 No.381788 Report

Quoted By: >>381865

>>381762
Just stay mad you lil-dicked white boi

All your allies left too lmfao and I'm just here cucking your shit up famalam

Shitty People With Light Purple Grass !1XyvZgxbTg

Shitty People With Light Purple Grass !1XyvZgxbTg ID:9hKNI9Nm Fri 12 May 2017 05:27:55 No.381790 Report

Quoted By: >>381887

>>381768
Nig whats yo problem with Riverdell.

Mordor

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Mordor ID:ACrFSvBw Fri 12 May 2017 05:29:03 No.381815 Report

Quoted By: >>381872 >>381887

>>381777
The age of men is over, you've had you chance to serve me yet you refused and resisted me

Queen of Eriador (THE BITCH OF BREE) !pVdwWYYx6.

Queen of Eriador (THE BITCH OF BREE) !pVdwWYYx6. ID:Qlgu+1Cs Fri 12 May 2017 05:29:19 No.381822 Report

Quoted By: >>381887

>>381777
>>381746
>trips

I... I can't give up!

Put the spills into the Gundabad Orcs, OP! The Bitch of Bree isn't finished yet!

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 05:29:31 No.381826 Report

Quoted By: >>381850

>>381759
How are you surviving those G forces?
>>381772
Wanna partition Dale and help me kill BUTTBLASTED?

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:l2k5zOjB Fri 12 May 2017 05:30:05 No.381834 Report

Quoted By: >>381872

>>381777

The queen of chucked mongrels surrenders on the verge of triumph? Typical! All the same, I care not for Eriador should Sauron agree to your terms, I will respect them, so long as the Blue Mountains are ground to them beneath my heel!

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OP ID:fyLSiRER Fri 12 May 2017 05:30:11 No.381838 Report

Quoted By: >>381845 >>381846 >>381869 >>381870 >>381872 >>381887 >>381920

Shitty People With Light Purple Grass !1XyvZgxbTg

Shitty People With Light Purple Grass !1XyvZgxbTg ID:9hKNI9Nm Fri 12 May 2017 05:30:45 No.381845 Report

Quoted By:

>>381838
Take over the rest of the south Orc land.

Erebor

Erebor ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:30:52 No.381846 Report

Quoted By:

>>381838
Kill Iron Hills

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 05:31:04 No.381850 Report

Quoted By: >>381922

>>381826
I will ride over the lands as my forefather's did all in Morgoth's name. Rohan shall fall soon enough.

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

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Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 05:31:55 No.381865 Report

Quoted By: >>381880 >>381972

>>381788
> Reverts to bragging about cock size over a fucking RP
I need a sec to breathe it hurts

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 05:32:07 No.381869 Report

Quoted By:

>>381838
Continuing attacking Dale, any potential spills into defense first, into rohan second

Mordor

Mordor ID:ACrFSvBw Fri 12 May 2017 05:32:11 No.381870 Report

Quoted By:

>>381838
Attack Edoras

Queen of Eriador (THE BITCH OF BREE) !pVdwWYYx6.

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Queen of Eriador (THE BITCH OF BREE) !pVdwWYYx6. ID:Qlgu+1Cs Fri 12 May 2017 05:32:17 No.381872 Report

Quoted By: >>382021

>>381815
>>381834
That's fine... After all...

I AM NO MAN.

>>381838
>>381838
>>381838
Reclaim Rivendell. May Eru forgive us for allowing the orcs to exist this long.

Erebor

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Erebor ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:32:50 No.381880 Report

Quoted By:

>>381865
>small dicked white boi detected

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:l2k5zOjB Fri 12 May 2017 05:33:09 No.381887 Report

Quoted By:

>>381815

Ha!

>>381822

Ah, uh. Uh...

>>381790

It's not you, it's me, and Elf-flesh is delicious!

>>381838

Death to Rivendell, I shall finish what I have started!

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:l2k5zOjB Fri 12 May 2017 05:35:24 No.381920 Report

Quoted By:

>>381838

Hmm, it's strange that, though the world is fallen, we haven't seen the slightest of rebellions...

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 05:35:29 No.381922 Report

Quoted By: >>381948 >>381968

>>381850
>Forefathers
Your pappy owned a Yugo too? I have U2 Joshua tree in the Cassette and enough money to try the new unicorn frappe at Starbucks twice. Wanna hop in?

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 05:36:53 No.381948 Report

Quoted By: >>381995

>>381922
I have no idea what you just said, but I don't like it.

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 05:38:02 No.381968 Report

Quoted By:

>>381922
Also unfortunately your window doesn't roll down. But I made the heating also have a functional AC.

THE BITCH OF BREE !pVdwWYYx6.

THE BITCH OF BREE !pVdwWYYx6. ID:Qlgu+1Cs Fri 12 May 2017 05:38:12 No.381970 Report

Quoted By: >>382021

I, QUEEN ELGARAIN OF ERIADOR, HEIRESS TO ARNOR AND THE REUNITED KINGDOM, LAST OF THE DUNEDAIN AND BITCH OF BREE, CALL TO ALL FREE MEN:

I URGE YOU TO REBEL AGAINST THE FORCES OF EVIL! FIGHT TO YOUR FINAL BREATH! FIGHT FOR YOUR HOMELANDS!

I ALSO CALL UPON THE ELVES OF LOTHLORIEN TO FIGHT AGAINST THE DARKNESS, AND FOR THE STEWARDS OF GONDOR TO DEFEND THEMSELVES.

Erebor

Erebor ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:38:15 No.381972 Report

Quoted By: >>382042

>>381865
Wait a moment... I remember you, you're the faggot that begged to be added in as Yugoslavia and then got BTFOed by OP telling you no, HAHAHA.

>mfw you're a slavnigger

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

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Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 05:40:05 No.381995 Report

Quoted By: >>382009

>>381948
;-;
I just wanna be friends

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 05:40:58 No.382009 Report

Quoted By: >>382078

>>381995
Then fight for Sauron, fight for the side of evil, push forth into darkness.

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OP ID:fyLSiRER Fri 12 May 2017 05:41:16 No.382014 Report

Quoted By: >>382034 >>382050 >>382052 >>382056 >>382088

The Elves have left for Valinor.

Rohan has collapsed.

Gondor has fractured.

Dale has collapsed.

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:l2k5zOjB Fri 12 May 2017 05:41:30 No.382021 Report

Quoted By: >>382039 >>382088

>>381872
>>381970

I wonder how tight the Queen's cunt is, and look forward to discovering for myself. I wonder, is the Queen an innocent maiden of virtue with the smallest of holes, or is she a whore who bears a canyon between her legs? Questions, questions, I suppose I'll find the answer soon enough!

Erebor

Erebor ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:42:12 No.382034 Report

Quoted By: >>382139

>>382014
Keep pushing Iron Hills.

Erebor

Erebor ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:42:38 No.382039 Report

Quoted By:

>>382021
Hahaha BASED ORC

I would wager it's the latter to be quite honest.

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

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Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 05:42:44 No.382042 Report

Quoted By: >>382055

>>381972
You're still trying?
Just fuckin leave already

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 05:43:09 No.382050 Report

Quoted By: >>382214

>>382014
TAKE LOTHLORIEN PUSH TOWARDS MORIA

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:l2k5zOjB Fri 12 May 2017 05:43:21 No.382052 Report

Quoted By:

>>382014

We go southward and fill the empty lands with Orcish sons and daughters!

Erebor

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Erebor ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:43:39 No.382055 Report

Quoted By: >>382214

>>382042
Lmfao
>faggot got BTFOed so many times I lost count

Also

Do you look like that IRL? A pathetic ass balding white boy?

Man this makes me glad to be black

Mordor

Mordor ID:ACrFSvBw Fri 12 May 2017 05:43:41 No.382056 Report

Quoted By:

>>382014
Conquer the rebels

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 05:45:06 No.382078 Report

Quoted By: >>382176

>>382009
I am chaotic neutral at this point. My Allies quit and I just want to have A united Yugodwarf state

THE BITCH OF BREE !pVdwWYYx6.

THE BITCH OF BREE !pVdwWYYx6. ID:Qlgu+1Cs Fri 12 May 2017 05:45:48 No.382088 Report

Quoted By: >>382114

>>382014
Damn.... So much for the "elf-friends."

Is this really what its come to? Have things really gotten so bad? No matter. I know what I must do.

Ride for Isengard. Capture the tower and bring me the Palantir. If all the light is gone from this world, then I will fight in darkness.

>>382021
You will never find out.

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:l2k5zOjB Fri 12 May 2017 05:47:17 No.382114 Report

Quoted By: >>382147 >>382156

>>382088

We shall see, Bitch of Bree!

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 05:48:31 No.382139 Report

Quoted By:

>>382034
Roll

Erebor

Erebor ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:49:02 No.382147 Report

Quoted By: >>382210

>>382114
Make sure to count the rolls yourself and confront OP about any BS. I got a bad feeling you will be fucked over facing that NPC Dwarf faction.

Also, ally again? We're literally back-to-back this time.

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:l2k5zOjB Fri 12 May 2017 05:49:24 No.382156 Report

Quoted By:

>>382114

Hey that rhymed!

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OP ID:fyLSiRER Fri 12 May 2017 05:49:24 No.382157 Report

Quoted By: >>382188 >>382196 >>382210 >>382223 >>382294

The Dwarven Kingdom of the Blue Mountains has collapsed.

Erebor is no more.

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 05:50:28 No.382176 Report

Quoted By: >>382335

>>382078
Join us and we may cede the lands to you then.

Despotate

Despotate ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:51:11 No.382188 Report

Quoted By:

>>382157
Attack Eriador

Mordor

Mordor ID:ACrFSvBw Fri 12 May 2017 05:51:21 No.382196 Report

Quoted By: >>382216

>>382157
Attack rebels and fill space

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:l2k5zOjB Fri 12 May 2017 05:52:12 No.382210 Report

Quoted By: >>382230 >>382251

>>382147

Absolutely, I've nothing to lose and all to gain!

>>382157

Conquer the Goblin lands and put them to work in our mines and smithies!

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 05:52:20 No.382214 Report

Quoted By:

>>382050
The joke is no longer that funny, kinda getting bored of it. RP and shitposting aside, wanna help me get rid of >>382055
For the lulz?

Despotate

Despotate ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:52:36 No.382216 Report

Quoted By: >>382254 >>382335

>>382196
We just need to kill Eriador and Iron Hills now.

Literally the last two good guy faggots left on the map now that everyone left.

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 05:52:45 No.382223 Report

Quoted By:

>>382157
Fill Lothlorien, head straight for Moria

Despotate

Despotate ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:53:19 No.382230 Report

Quoted By:

>>382210
OP just randomly killed my faction again, I'll try Despotate instead so we can speed up getting rid of Eriador.

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:l2k5zOjB Fri 12 May 2017 05:54:27 No.382251 Report

Quoted By: >>382280

>>382210

Damn, those Goblins are hardier than I first thought!

Mordor

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Mordor ID:ACrFSvBw Fri 12 May 2017 05:54:39 No.382254 Report

Quoted By: >>382275

>>382216
All of middle earth will soon be under my domain, One by one the shatter world of Men and elves shall fall

Despotate

Despotate ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:55:32 No.382275 Report

Quoted By:

>>382254
YES!

Our final victory is at hand... despite all the NPC cheesing and other bullshit, the forces of Darkness have prevailed.

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 05:55:43 No.382280 Report

Quoted By: >>382334 >>382346

>>382251
>Goblins

I hope their scorpions are free to do as they please in the wilderness. RIPIP Goblins! ;_;7

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OP ID:fyLSiRER Fri 12 May 2017 05:56:08 No.382289 Report

Quoted By: >>382301 >>382334 >>382346 >>382352 >>382353

The Gondor remnant factions collapsed.

The Bitch of Bree !pVdwWYYx6.

The Bitch of Bree !pVdwWYYx6. ID:Qlgu+1Cs Fri 12 May 2017 05:56:25 No.382294 Report

Quoted By: >>382330

>>382157
Having captured the Palantir of Orthanc, the self-styled "Bitch of Bree" enacted a horrific ritual deep within Moria, in the halls of her old friend Gorkil.

Exactly what the ritual did is unknown, but in the following weeks, mass suicides were the order of the day in Eriador. Few could be found alive in those lands, and those who were swore they would not die, but return with their Queen when the time was right.

As for the Bitch herself, her fate is entirely unknown. But on the brightest of nights, when the pale of the moon still cuts through the darkness that has fallen over Ea, one can see the palest figure over the Misty Mountains. A single woman, stark naked except for a gleaming iron rod between her legs.

And a screaming Maiar, bent over before her.

Mordor

Mordor ID:ACrFSvBw Fri 12 May 2017 05:56:41 No.382301 Report

Quoted By:

>>382289
>OP (ID: fyLSiRER) 05/12/17(Fri)01:56:08 No.382289
Conquer all Rebels

The Bitch of Bree !pVdwWYYx6.

The Bitch of Bree !pVdwWYYx6. ID:Qlgu+1Cs Fri 12 May 2017 05:57:34 No.382330 Report

Quoted By:

>>382294
(In case you guys didn't get it, this is my surrender. Thanks for the great game, everyone!)

Goblins

Goblins ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:57:42 No.382334 Report

Quoted By:

>>382289
At least count the dubs before you collapse them.

Cuck Iron Hills
>>382280
Help me, master!

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 05:57:51 No.382335 Report

Quoted By: >>382366

>>382216
Clear this guy's land
>>382176
I'm in a state of Armed neutrality.
I have abandoned the fighting as I know I can't really win, but I also don't want to do a WW1 Germany and give in at first struggle.

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:l2k5zOjB Fri 12 May 2017 05:58:07 No.382346 Report

Quoted By: >>382417

>>382280

The Goblins breed like rats, I suppose they've been hiding in their tunnels up till now, look at the map!

>>382289

Fuck it all the end is nigh! Invade Eriador, and make straight for the capital!

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 05:58:16 No.382352 Report

Quoted By:

>>382289
I want more Moria, its all I ask, for my fallen Goblins. ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sDLNSe8H Fri 12 May 2017 05:58:19 No.382353 Report

Quoted By:

>>382289
Didn't I just see you in r9k?

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OP ID:fyLSiRER Fri 12 May 2017 05:58:25 No.382357 Report

Quoted By: >>382374 >>382390 >>382391 >>382425

The Free Peoples of Eriador collasped.

Goblins

Goblins ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:58:42 No.382366 Report

Quoted By: >>382418

>>382335
Shut up faggot, you're the last good guy faction left. Mordor and Gundabad can vouch for me. Time to get cucked.

Goblins

Goblins ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 05:59:19 No.382374 Report

Quoted By:

>>382357
One last free people left... finish the Dwarves.

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OP ID:fyLSiRER Fri 12 May 2017 05:59:33 No.382380 Report

Quoted By: >>382444

meanwhile, in the shire...

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 06:00:11 No.382390 Report

Quoted By:

>>382357
Moria, Moria, Moria!

Mordor

Mordor ID:ACrFSvBw Fri 12 May 2017 06:00:12 No.382391 Report

Quoted By: >>382427

>>382357
Get all the world Under my Dominion once and for all!!!

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 06:01:17 No.382417 Report

Quoted By:

>>382346
>The Goblins breed like rats, I suppose they've been hiding in their tunnels up till now, look at the map!
I got them killed, I tried so hard to win them trinkets and treasures.

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 06:01:19 No.382418 Report

Quoted By: >>382445

>>382366
So salty holy shit.
I said I abandoned the faction already and you still can't give up at raging at me.
It's beautiful.

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:l2k5zOjB Fri 12 May 2017 06:01:33 No.382425 Report

Quoted By:

>>382357

I suppose it's just us and the Dwarves now! Feh, fitting that the Dwarves would be the last to bend the knee. It is none of my concern, the Orc of Gundabad plunder what's left of Eriador, mayhap there's still pussy to be found.

Goblins

Goblins ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 06:01:37 No.382427 Report

Quoted By:

>>382391
YES! Get rid of the Dwarves. Don't leave half-measures OP, it's supposed to be a bad guy victory.

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OP ID:fyLSiRER Fri 12 May 2017 06:01:42 No.382429 Report

Quoted By: >>382459 >>382466 >>382478 >>382492

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 06:02:22 No.382444 Report

Quoted By: >>382479

>>382380
Accept Hobbit Refugees
Iron hills yes

Goblins

Goblins ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 06:02:23 No.382445 Report

Quoted By:

>>382418
HAHAHAHAA

>tfw I cucked you out of your retarded Yugoslavia RPing

Feels good breh.

Goblins

Goblins ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 06:02:50 No.382459 Report

Quoted By:

>>382429
YESSSS

THANK YOU OP

DWARVES HAVE GONE EXTINCT

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 06:03:05 No.382466 Report

Quoted By:

>>382429
I shall take Dale with my final action.

Mordor

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Mordor ID:ACrFSvBw Fri 12 May 2017 06:03:34 No.382478 Report

Quoted By: >>382488

>>382429
All of middle earth will be under my rule till the end of time

Goblins

Goblins ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 06:03:36 No.382479 Report

Quoted By:

>>382444
HAHAHAHA BASED OP

HOW DOES IT FEEL? BLACKED

Goblins

Goblins ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 06:04:18 No.382488 Report

Quoted By: >>382525

>>382478
GG Dark Lord Sauron

It was an honour to fight by your side.

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OP ID:fyLSiRER Fri 12 May 2017 06:04:26 No.382490 Report

Quoted By: >>382507 >>382514 >>382543 >>382772

Final Map

GG

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 06:04:31 No.382492 Report

Quoted By:

>>382429
My *cough cough* last words *hack*
Sauron Will not divide Us

Goblins

Goblins ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 06:05:12 No.382507 Report

Quoted By: >>382772

>>382490
Beautiful

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 06:05:18 No.382514 Report

Quoted By: >>382523 >>382772

>>382490
GG guys. Was a fun game

Goblins

Goblins ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 06:06:01 No.382523 Report

Quoted By: >>382577

>>382514
YES! I forgive OP now. Especially that you got cucked HAHAHAA

Mordor

Mordor ID:ACrFSvBw Fri 12 May 2017 06:06:05 No.382525 Report

Quoted By: >>382544 >>382598

>>382488
Thanks, with the ring and my faithful followers it would not of happened

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:l2k5zOjB Fri 12 May 2017 06:06:46 No.382543 Report

Quoted By: >>382553 >>382772

>>382490

'Tis enough to bring a tear to my eye! We won fellas and now there's nothin' left! Melkor'll be so proud!

Goblins

Goblins ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 06:06:46 No.382544 Report

Quoted By: >>382560 >>382570

>>382525
Thank you master.

Thanks also to the Orcs of Gundabad for having my side.

Saruman the Reblacked

Saruman the Reblacked ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 06:07:32 No.382553 Report

Quoted By:

>>382543
It's a glorious sight... a complete victory is rare in any RISK game. GG to OP for delivering it to us.

Mordor

Mordor ID:ACrFSvBw Fri 12 May 2017 06:07:47 No.382560 Report

Quoted By:

>>382544
The entire war was a stalemate till the ring

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:l2k5zOjB Fri 12 May 2017 06:08:08 No.382570 Report

Quoted By: >>382615 >>382667

>>382544

Having your side? We tried to kill you a dozen times, but you bastards wouldn't stop breeding faster than we could kill you!

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 06:08:19 No.382577 Report

Quoted By:

>>382523
Me about you
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F9NbIBrbPr0

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY

Ulfang's Wainriders !76C/uqySIY ID:0HaXq73b Fri 12 May 2017 06:09:19 No.382598 Report

Quoted By:

>>382525
Glory to the Dark King.

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 06:10:03 No.382615 Report

Quoted By: >>382667

>>382570
He's just butthurt over being shit at Risk. I had that too when I was underage

Mordor

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Mordor ID:ACrFSvBw Fri 12 May 2017 06:11:25 No.382641 Report

Quoted By: >>382658 >>382675

The age of the Orc has finally arrived

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 06:12:09 No.382658 Report

Quoted By:

>>382641
THE ETERNAL ORC

Saruman the Reblacked

Saruman the Reblacked ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 06:12:29 No.382667 Report

Quoted By:

>>382570
I was Isengard/Erebor, we cucked the forces of good like this faggot >>382615

HAHAHA.

Who lost again?

Fuck, dude, you were losing even when I was playing as Erebor and had no capital. And you got BTFOed by NPC Erebor before that, and were stuck all game in your "Yugoslavia" wannabe (which OP rejected you having at first LMAO).

Cucked.

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:l2k5zOjB Fri 12 May 2017 06:12:51 No.382675 Report

Quoted By: >>382698

>>382641

Elves n' Humies BTFO

If I have one regret, it's that OP didn't keep the game running long enough for us to go at each other's throats.

Saruman the Reblacked

Saruman the Reblacked ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 06:14:02 No.382698 Report

Quoted By: >>382729 >>382779

>>382675
If I have one regret it's that he killed me off... twice. As Isengard and Erebor.

But it's alright cos he killed that faggot Yugoslavia-wannabe too.

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:M7rvRNqz Fri 12 May 2017 06:15:49 No.382729 Report

Quoted By: >>382741

>>382698

It was a fun game, shame the elves bailed right when it was getting good.

Saruman the Reblacked

Saruman the Reblacked ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 06:16:59 No.382741 Report

Quoted By: >>382822 >>382848

>>382729
I could run the game tomorrow, an all evil forces show-off if you guys want. I'll keep the team-switching Yugodwarvia faggot out too. What do you think?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7RN41/Uy Fri 12 May 2017 06:19:19 No.382772 Report

Quoted By: >>382803

>>382490 >>382507 >>382514 >>382543
GG y'all

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 06:20:02 No.382779 Report

Quoted By: >>382853

>>382698
Why so angry? Like you should have just left and said GG like a regular person. OP offed you fairly, where did your life go wrong that you are up until ~7AM yelling at some aspie shitposter on an adaptation of a board game? It makes me fear what could have happened to me if I became a NEET

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 06:21:36 No.382803 Report

Quoted By: >>382836

>>382772
GG you guys! Saving this webm!

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:M7rvRNqz Fri 12 May 2017 06:22:35 No.382822 Report

Quoted By:

>>382741

Sounds good man, I'll be here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7RN41/Uy Fri 12 May 2017 06:23:15 No.382836 Report

Quoted By: >>382875

>>382803
>It's yours, my friend!

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 06:24:11 No.382848 Report

Quoted By:

>>382741
I play under multiple names. I will join as per say Karelia and then you will go off on some fag playing Serbia. I pray for that anon.

Saruman the Reblacked

Saruman the Reblacked ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 06:24:24 No.382853 Report

Quoted By: >>383027

>>382779
>faggot doesn't know what proxies are

Retard confirmed.

You were that autist who was desperately trying to play as Yugoslavia at first... got BTFOed... randomly tried to threaten me and the Goblin player... got BTFOed... then got BTFOed by NPC Erebor faction... got BTFOed by Goblin-player turned Easterlings and stuck in your shitty corner all game... got BTFOed when I played as Erebor... and got BTFOed when OP deleted your nation.

Lmao, just lmao. Although I do have one question, why the hell did you want to play Yugoslavia anyway in a LOTR game?

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 06:26:28 No.382875 Report

Quoted By: >>382923 >>382968 >>383004 >>383188

>>382836
>>>/b/
What board do you mainly browse, speaking of which? I browse /r9k/, /int/, /qst/, and /his/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7RN41/Uy Fri 12 May 2017 06:29:34 No.382923 Report

Quoted By: >>383063

>>382875
/b/
/gd/
/g/
/sci/
when there's newsworthy int'l events /pol/

i have been checking /bant/ only for the risk games, the rest of the threads seem meh to me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 06:32:26 No.382968 Report

Quoted By: >>383188

>>382875
>leftist faggot confirmed

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:M7rvRNqz Fri 12 May 2017 06:34:12 No.383004 Report

Quoted By: >>383063

>>382875

I mostly browse /tg/, /k/, and /pol/, but lately I've started browsing /bant/.

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 06:35:24 No.383027 Report

Quoted By: >>383048

>>382853
1)
A-there were no yurp risks going on and I wanted to play as Yugo
B-I thought it would be amusing to chant about Tito in Elvish or Dwarven
C-My YT marching songs playlist got to an hour of Serbian music
2) I was trying to further fracture your group and divert your focus off Frodo
3) How was I BTFO until the end? I knew I was fucked, do you think I don't know my Hobbit/LOTR canon and my Risk skill? I play Civ 5 on Deity dumbass, and I wouldn't join this if I didn't know shit
4) Why are you mad at me? I did nothing to you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 06:36:31 No.383048 Report

Quoted By: >>383098

>>383027
Out of curiosity, what race are you?

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 06:37:23 No.383063 Report

Quoted By: >>383094 >>383188

>>382923
>>383004

I agree. It had potential but other than Risk now it's just a /pol/+/b/ hybrid.

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OP ID:fyLSiRER Fri 12 May 2017 06:38:31 No.383086 Report

Quoted By: >>383189 >>383232

the good guys could have won if you all allied and tried to help frodo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 06:38:54 No.383094 Report

Quoted By: >>383143 >>383188

>>383063
>implying that's not a good thing

This board is what I was waiting for fucking years. You don't know how fucking hard it was to play RISK threads on /pol/. So many threads deleted and OPs banned.

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 06:39:00 No.383098 Report

Quoted By: >>383150

>>383048
White. Not racist though if you were my only experience with a black person I probably would

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 06:41:54 No.383143 Report

Quoted By:

>>383094
I've been playing Risk for years bud, don't act like I'm a newfag that came when /b/ wasn't the newfag board.
I heard a Romanian anon put it well, Risk anons are the Jews of 4chan.
We will never find a home

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3iC/Bdq7 Fri 12 May 2017 06:42:05 No.383150 Report

Quoted By: >>383200 >>383272

>>383098
Actually white or Slav?

How do you feel about this picture?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7RN41/Uy Fri 12 May 2017 06:44:21 No.383188 Report

Quoted By: >>383263

>>383063
give it time to shape itself, but it does seem to me that it will basically just attract that mix

and being "random" with tripcodes makes it better than /pol/ to play rolling games >>383094

>>382875
>>382968
>browsing /his/
>facepalm...

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:M7rvRNqz Fri 12 May 2017 06:44:23 No.383189 Report

Quoted By:

>>383086

Tasty, juicy hobbit-flesh yum yum yum!

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 06:45:07 No.383200 Report

Quoted By:

>>383150
Meme in public shit
We probably have ancestors 15 generations ago, So English, Welsh, and Irish

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 06:47:25 No.383232 Report

Quoted By:

>>383086
But Frodo can't do shit. We can't plow to the volcano for him. Plus even in the book it was a horrible idea to split off.

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 06:49:06 No.383263 Report

Quoted By: >>383353

>>383188
True, It's wonderful for Risk, but anything else is sub par to be quite honest

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:M7rvRNqz Fri 12 May 2017 06:50:09 No.383272 Report

Quoted By: >>383317

>>383150

Almost as degenerate as those fucking tinder whores, why can't normies leave 4chan alone?

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 06:55:04 No.383317 Report

Quoted By: >>383356

>>383272
I know if I see one more IFunny bar I am gonna put on some steel knuckles and throat punch the guy across the hall

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7RN41/Uy Fri 12 May 2017 06:56:56 No.383353 Report

Quoted By:

>>383263
yup

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:M7rvRNqz Fri 12 May 2017 06:57:18 No.383356 Report

Quoted By: >>383488

>>383317

It's extremely irritating when normies appropriate 4chan memes and culture when they've never visited the site!

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26

Yugodwarvia !sYxSnsJE26 ID:OJg0TlVA Fri 12 May 2017 07:09:53 No.383488 Report

Quoted By: >>383547

>>383356
Yeah. I got a bit of a story for you since fuck it and I already mentioned it, but I've been here since I was 15 (5 years). I wasn't a meme in public, I only showed my friends who had potential 4chan (AKA fellow autists and weebs.) one thing I remember is I knew two anons: My best friend and this other guy. My best friend kept it in and didn't use any other social media much, and we were social outcasts (we weren't bullied because people thought we would shoot up the place hah). However, the other guy fucking hated me. It turns out that I fit the standard too well and he didn't like it that I didn't repost funny stuff to 9gag(this was when 9gag wasn't just anons acting like retards) and Reddit. He also spouted memes and shit 24/7 perpetually because "people need to know about it"
Fucking no

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:M7rvRNqz Fri 12 May 2017 07:14:38 No.383547 Report

Quoted By: >>383737

>>383488

A fucking disgrace, normie-tier shit belongs to the normies, and 4chan belongs to NEETS, that's just the natural order of things. Diversity for the sake of diversity just shits up everything, let different people stay different, don't blend cultures, humans aren't a fucking fruit smoothie!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7RN41/Uy Fri 12 May 2017 07:32:01 No.383737 Report

Quoted By: >>383961

>>383547
yup, i hope that eventually normies will move to different things and return the dark pastures of the webs to its rightful beastlings - us.

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A

Orc King !crH9OTgx.A ID:DXumdyCI Fri 12 May 2017 07:50:51 No.383961 Report

Quoted By: >>384268

>>383737

As much as I'd love to believe it, I just can't. The normie herds have gotten a taste of the cud, and they aren't going to be checking out the grass on the other side anytime soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7RN41/Uy Fri 12 May 2017 08:18:39 No.384268 Report

Quoted By:

>>383961
just out of curiosity, how old are you?

look at history (and even for something as recent and fast-growing as internet communities) the pendulum of popularity and acceptance swings

anything -really- spends time in the spotlight of the zeitgeist for the renowned 15 minutes of fame with respect to the span of history and/or one's life...

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