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Anonymous ID:J1vTRpmx Fri 12 May 2017 05:17:41 No.381605 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>381627 >>381837 >>382394

Fast food stories

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Anonymous ID:geDxmYPV Fri 12 May 2017 05:18:55 No.381627 Report

Quoted By: >>381805 >>381821

>>381605
>Go to Subway
>Order a footlong chicken melt
>Server tells me they're out of lettuce
>Okay, I'll have cucumber instead
>Pay, sit down for my meal
>Take it out of the 4 layers of wrapping paper
>Go for a bite
>Feel something in my mouth that shouldn't be there
>Spit my food out
>Dig through the pile of chicken mush
>Dubs
>Check em

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3NtEQPxa Fri 12 May 2017 05:28:34 No.381805 Report

Quoted By: >>381812

>>381627
you tried anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:geDxmYPV Fri 12 May 2017 05:28:52 No.381812 Report

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>>381805
thanks for the consolation prize anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iC1lsda6 Fri 12 May 2017 05:29:18 No.381821 Report

Quoted By: >>381832

>>381627
you are the worst. allow me to show you what real dubs are

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iC1lsda6 Fri 12 May 2017 05:30:05 No.381832 Report

Quoted By:

>>381821
alright shut up don't talk to me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zOWccssP Fri 12 May 2017 05:30:10 No.381837 Report

Quoted By: >>381946

>>381605
>visiting America
>decide to go to this "Mcdonalds" thing I've heard so much about to try authentic American food
>locate one and enter
>a group of people are lined up by a giant ketchup dispenser filling cups with it
>dispenser has a sign that reads "don't forget your 5 servings of ketchup a day!"
>think it's weird but go to order
>order a salad
>cashier hands me a gallon bucket of dressing and tosses a handful of lettuce on top of it and then drops a block of cheese in it
>go to throw it away and am contemplating leaving the country to return home
>spy a morbid obese woman coming towards me in a scooter
>stare at her in disgust
>she sees me
>starts screaming that I'm violating her with my eyes and raping her proud body
>hits a panic alarm on her scooter
>armed team of cops bursts though the glass
>none of them are wearing pants and they all have chastity belts on
>arrested and shipped off to a center in Sweden for a process they only called "emasculation"
>I asked them to let me post on 4chan instead of making my one call
This is my warning to you all I give my life to save you heed my words. I don't think I will be making it out alive and I don't think I will want to be alive if I do. Remember me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1r77LDBO Fri 12 May 2017 05:31:54 No.381864 Report

Quoted By: >>382131

>i had just left school
>I had to put all my clothes in a plastic bag from swimming
>I walk into a McDonald's on my way home
>I notice this old couple staring at me
>I was wearing basket ball shorts and a hoodie and hair was wet so it was everywhere
>I sit down and wait for my food
>The old lady who was staring at me gave me a plate of chicken nuggets
>God bless you, and let him watch over you in this time of need
>She thought I was homeless
>I ate 40 chicken nuggets that day and threw up in the bathroom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K5mPLVc/ Fri 12 May 2017 05:36:48 No.381946 Report

Quoted By:

>>381837

This legit sounds like Northern United Kingdom.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3NtEQPxa Fri 12 May 2017 05:48:03 No.382131 Report

Quoted By:

>>381864
i keked

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3NtEQPxa Fri 12 May 2017 05:53:34 No.382232 Report

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>sophmore year of high school
>kinda hungry and it was after school
>a carls jr is close by so go there
>order my food and shit and decide to use the bathroom
>nothing could have prepared me for what i saw
>i walk in and i swear to god some homeless dude was squatting on top of a toilet
> the stall was open and he then started yelling at me
>instantly lose appetite go straight home dont even bother with the food
i still have a dislike of carls jr because of this incident

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D04j1+0z Fri 12 May 2017 05:54:59 No.382261 Report

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>The year is 1842
>Thirteen children are starving
>All of them are named Bianca
>I request they enter my abode
>watchthis.exe
>throw hardboild eggs at each of them
>one of them catches it in her mouth
>other twelve children die of starvation in my cabin
>I start sweating profusely
>push their corpses into the forest
>one century later their bodies are found perfectly preserved in syrup
>no one believes me when I say I tried

It sucks growing old

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K0SyYwly Fri 12 May 2017 06:00:27 No.382394 Report

Quoted By: >>382870

>>381605
>Go to magdonalds
>order cheeseburger
>go home
>open wrapper
>just a bun with cheese, no patty

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B/XoxUm+ Fri 12 May 2017 06:22:30 No.382820 Report

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>order food at mcdonalds
>sit down to eat
>it's 1am and I'm the only customer
>girl behind counter starts loud verbal fight with her manager
>screaming match
>ends with girl taking off her hat and chucking it in the deep fryer and yelling "I QUIT!"
>cup hands around my mouth and yell "Oh shit!"
>she storms out and yells at me to shut the fuck up
>I finish my food and go home

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:geDxmYPV Fri 12 May 2017 06:24:13 No.382850 Report

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FUCKING

DOUBLES

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1r77LDBO Fri 12 May 2017 06:25:51 No.382870 Report

Quoted By:

>>382394
This has also happened to me, is it some kind of sick joke

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PPgbtLwo Fri 12 May 2017 06:33:25 No.382985 Report

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>have memories of chick-fil-a's
>wonder if its like i remember
>go to crowded chick-fil-a's
>theres a black spiderman
>dont know whats happening
>passing off fem thor as real or joke?
>black step bro makes mass shooting joke
>try to hint to stop
>doesnt,other bro talks about getting pussy
>is around small children

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