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Anonymous ID:Pv3Vq9FR Fri 12 May 2017 05:39:08 No.381982 View View Reply Original Report

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Work stories I'll start

>Be me
>25
>at work
>Flirt with this hot chick on the job all the time
>Find out she has a kid
>Asks me to watch out for her little shit
>FuckNo.jpg
>Reconsider because it might get me mad puss
>Unattended kid runs through store
>"Are you my new dad?"
>"Uuuuuhhhhhh"
>Tard bro likes kid a lot so I pawn the kid off on him
>Find out later my girlfriend died
>The kid killed her
>Go find bro before it's too late
>Bro is dead
>FeelsBadMan.jpg
>Go home and smoke pot
>There's nothing I can do now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xm0v3w6A Fri 12 May 2017 05:40:40 No.382004 Report

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This autistic fiction isn't even entertaining

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pv3Vq9FR Fri 12 May 2017 05:44:21 No.382062 Report

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>>382004
>InB4 anon doesn't get the joke

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SK9xVOu/ Fri 12 May 2017 05:48:19 No.382133 Report

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>Mike and Susan have been together for nearly four years now.
>They met at school when Mike had
moved from Ohio. They were the happiest couple in the world.
>As usual they decided to meet at a café. Mike was waiting, but Susan didn't turn up.
>He drove to her home. He found her parents trembling.
>Susan was dead.
>When she was one her way to meet Mike she was crushed by a six-ton board of reinforced concrete.
>He went to see her in the mortuary for the last
time.
>He saw her cranium crushed. Her brain tangled into her shiny hair, her ribs torn from torso ...and boy did he cry

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ouv4TYWK Fri 12 May 2017 06:02:44 No.382456 Report

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>Be me 30 year old in military
>Work with inner city idiot who somehow escaped his ghetto
>He is convinced he is a stock god and can ppredict stocks and that he will be a millionaire but somehow is always broke and even lost 1000s of his friends money.
>Walk into office and notice that he left his card in computer and logged in
>Sit down and open his email, so much spam he would have to spend days sorting it all.
>Decide to teach him a lesson about not locking his computer
>Send him an Email from his future self telling him what stock to invest in.
>"im not sure this is working. Invest in XXXX and XXXX. Become millionaire.
>"From Future Self"
>lock his computer and forget about it
>walk into work the next day. Co-worker tells me that he actually fell for my prank and bought all the stocks i suggested and had to be convinced that his future self didnt send him stock tips
>I confront him about it. "I wouldve figured it out eventually"

Holy fucking shit. The level of stupidity was unbelievable.

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