>>3824490What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking leaf? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Garden Cleaners, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on the Canadian government, and I have over 300 confirmed sweeps. I am trained in gorilla raking and I’m the top raker in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will rake you up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this yard, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, dog fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across Canada and your roots are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Leaf. The storm that sweeps up the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking raked, leaf. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rake you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed cleaning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the garden, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sweep all over you and you will get into a fucking pile. You’re fucking raked, kiddo
