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>Be me who started working at a new company
>met this qt coworker
>one day after work, decide to impress her
>figure I should be bilingual, knowing Russian
>fuck yeah, that will get her pussy wet
>don't know Russian though, but whatever I'll sound like I do
>so I pretend to be on the phone as I walk past her as she is packing up
>start making 'zch neyet' words and noises
>pretend to hangup
>Wow anon, what were you just speaking??
>I say "Russian, I'm bilingual'
>she stares at me all confused and looks at me for 5 seconds
Turns out she actually speaks Russian fluently.
>met this qt coworker
>one day after work, decide to impress her
>figure I should be bilingual, knowing Russian
>fuck yeah, that will get her pussy wet
>don't know Russian though, but whatever I'll sound like I do
>so I pretend to be on the phone as I walk past her as she is packing up
>start making 'zch neyet' words and noises
>pretend to hangup
>Wow anon, what were you just speaking??
>I say "Russian, I'm bilingual'
>she stares at me all confused and looks at me for 5 seconds
Turns out she actually speaks Russian fluently.
