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>Be murifag
>Eating a burger and insulin milkshake
>Fingers pulverized on contact because diabetes
>Take an uber to the hospital
>The driver is a terrorist and he blows himself up when you get there
>Survive because everyone in America wears juggernaut suits under their clothes
>Get bankrupt after operation
>Try to cheer up watching some cuckold porn
>Feminist shoots your dick off because porn degrades women
>Go to 4chan to complain
>Make a thread saying there’s a jew conspiracy against you
>Someone actually understands you
>It’s a girl
>Keep talking, she eventually sends you nudes
>ohgodfinally.wav
>You send nudes back
>It was a hacker all along
>He blackmails you into dressing like a girl and coming to his house
>He’s a buff Chad with a giant cock
>Rapes you to shreds
>Realizes you don’t have a dick
>Beats you to death
>yfw
>Eating a burger and insulin milkshake
>Fingers pulverized on contact because diabetes
>Take an uber to the hospital
>The driver is a terrorist and he blows himself up when you get there
>Survive because everyone in America wears juggernaut suits under their clothes
>Get bankrupt after operation
>Try to cheer up watching some cuckold porn
>Feminist shoots your dick off because porn degrades women
>Go to 4chan to complain
>Make a thread saying there’s a jew conspiracy against you
>Someone actually understands you
>It’s a girl
>Keep talking, she eventually sends you nudes
>ohgodfinally.wav
>You send nudes back
>It was a hacker all along
>He blackmails you into dressing like a girl and coming to his house
>He’s a buff Chad with a giant cock
>Rapes you to shreds
>Realizes you don’t have a dick
>Beats you to death
>yfw
