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Quoted By: >>3831989
>I work for a solicitor, answering calls and giving legal advice (read legal advice as: convincing people that they need to consult the solicitor I work for, regardless of the issue)
>a guy rings up
>"Hey, I need some legal advice. I'm currently going through a divorce and we are currently splitting assets. Thing is - I just bought out my wife's share of the house but she still wants half. I literally just bought her half of her and she still wants half"
>"Is this on record?"
>"Erm.. I don't know."
>mfw this nibba just paid his wife £200k to his wife so she could rob him of half the house anyway
>a guy rings up
>"Hey, I need some legal advice. I'm currently going through a divorce and we are currently splitting assets. Thing is - I just bought out my wife's share of the house but she still wants half. I literally just bought her half of her and she still wants half"
>"Is this on record?"
>"Erm.. I don't know."
>mfw this nibba just paid his wife £200k to his wife so she could rob him of half the house anyway
