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>be american
>waken up by customary bullet through my window
>go to wake son up
>shoot son awake with .22
>"shosh darn it billy get outta bed before I get out my .45"
>go to kitchen and make my son a bacon lettuce gunpowder sandwich for lunch
>also pack in a pocket pistol in case he get's a little patriotic
>shoot my kid goodbye before he leaves for school
>shoot school bus as it drives off
Why do americans do this?
>waken up by customary bullet through my window
>go to wake son up
>shoot son awake with .22
>"shosh darn it billy get outta bed before I get out my .45"
>go to kitchen and make my son a bacon lettuce gunpowder sandwich for lunch
>also pack in a pocket pistol in case he get's a little patriotic
>shoot my kid goodbye before he leaves for school
>shoot school bus as it drives off
Why do americans do this?
