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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
>Pizza doesn't scream when you throw it in the oven.
I like my women like my scotch.
>12 years old and mixed up with coke.
How many therapist does it take to change a light-bulb?
>One, but the light-bulb has to want to change.
How many therapist does it take to change a light bulb?
>Why don't you check, I'm just gonna lock the door because you forgot the space in therapist.
Why was the conservative housewife always so happy?
>Her husband was always at work.
What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
>Pizza can feed a family of four.
How do you make a grade school girl cry twice?
>Wipe your bloody dick on her favorite teddy bear.
How much alcohol does it take to make me drunk?
>question trick I'm really drnk boon algready, haha, geet it??
What's my favorite anti-joke?
>Canada
