There were these black people, they were a husband and a wife, living in a black
neighborhood.It was midnight. The black man was a scientist and her wife was sleeping.
The black man was inventing a formula for turning black people to white people in his basement. He was working in this experiment for years. That midnight, after very hard work, he finally made it.
With a lot of fear, he drank the liquid. Immidiately after drinking it, he turned white.
He goes running to his room where her wife was sleeping. When he entered he started screaming with joy to his wife.
"WAKE UP. WAKE UP. HONEY, WAKE UP. LOOK AT ME"
"w-what?... what's going on hon... omg who the hell are you"
"I'M YOUR HUSBAND, I'M WHITE NOW WITH THIS FORMULA I'VE MADE, NOW WE CAN FINALLY BE WHITE AND RESPECTED BY ALL SOCIETY"
"what are you talking about?"
"HONEY PLEASE DRINK THIS, YOU'LL TURN WHITE IMMIDIATELY"
"I refuse. I was born this way. God made me this way. I refuse to change myself just to be "more respected by society". I am black. Maybe you are not, but I am proud of who I am. No formula would make me change my mind"
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"Goddammit, I just became white and this nigger already is pissing me off"