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Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 18:58:59 No.3852811 View View Reply Original Report

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Would you rather live in Australia or Norway?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 18:59:42 No.3852812 Report

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Emus or dips

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 18:59:49 No.3852813 Report

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>>3852811
Finns are honorary Australians

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:01:24 No.3852814 Report

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>>3852811
Norway, so I can snowmobile around with the Sami and sneak into Finland and live there, learning to make puukko with the masters.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:02:03 No.3852815 Report

Quoted By: >>3852818 >>3852820

Australia
I can't learn any new languages

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:02:19 No.3852816 Report

Quoted By: >>3852817

neither, theyre both socialist shitholes. i would know, im living in one as well even though its not as bad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:04:29 No.3852817 Report

Quoted By: >>3852860

>>3852816
Canada is so far down the totem-pole you don't have any say in the matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:06:54 No.3852818 Report

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>>3852815
I can't learn any new languages.

>Australian: Oi, me and the Shelia are gonna tick off to whoop-whoop in the wheeler and skull a slab of stubbies until we chunder.

You'll be learning a whole new language, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:08:38 No.3852819 Report

Quoted By: >>3852839

>>3852811
>freeze to death
>get eaten by giant spiders
I'll stay here thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:10:19 No.3852820 Report

Quoted By: >>3852821 >>3852844

>>3852815
>Implying 90% of Norway doesnt speak English.
English spoken by Scandis and Dutch is actually very good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:12:11 No.3852821 Report

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>>3852820
I love the accents of Finns and Estonians who learned English by watching subtitled reruns of Friends; they have a subtle 'Joey' accent that's adorable.

BigJB21

BigJB21 Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:15:03 No.3852822 Report

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>>3852811
norway

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:15:40 No.3852823 Report

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>>3852811
Norway 1000000%

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:19:11 No.3852824 Report

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>have a 3 day weekend this week cause 'Straya day
>every day is over 41c so can't be fucked doing anything outside

I'll take Norway cheers cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:19:38 No.3852825 Report

Quoted By: >>3852827 >>3852828

>>3852811
what does Australia even contribute to the world? Can we just nuke em?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:20:22 No.3852826 Report

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yeehaw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:21:55 No.3852827 Report

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>>3852825
Threatening to nuke Australia is a boot-able offense.

I'm calling the Prime Minister: HEY, ANNNNDDDDYY!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:22:03 No.3852828 Report

Quoted By: >>3852830

>>3852825
Their main export is quality shitpost. The world would be worse for the loss of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:23:28 No.3852829 Report

Quoted By:

>>3852811
Norway is much more comfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:25:56 No.3852830 Report

Quoted By: >>3852832

>>3852828
They're not quality shitpost, they're the Foster's of shitpost. Canada-tier Labatt's shitposting.

Best bants come from Finland, the American in Nip-land, occasionally a Russian and never a German.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:26:14 No.3852831 Report

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>>3852811
Australia is way too hot and has way too many deadly animals and insects. Norway easily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:29:14 No.3852832 Report

Quoted By: >>3852833 >>3852834

>>3852830
success breeds jealousy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:31:17 No.3852833 Report

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>>3852832
Yes, I'm jealous of the Finnish Bants & Memes Industrial Complex which seems to consume 90% of their GDP (the other 10% goes to alcohol and sauna production).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:32:05 No.3852834 Report

Quoted By: >>3852836

>>3852832
lol what have you guys ever done? The best thing to come out of your country was the Crocodile Hunter show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:32:26 No.3852835 Report

Quoted By: >>3852837

>>3852811
Norvegen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgd1iZxj80g

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:33:44 No.3852836 Report

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>>3852834
Irwin died the way he lived; with animals in his heart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:34:13 No.3852837 Report

Quoted By:

>>3852835
25 seconds in and i'm loving this bastard already

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:34:22 No.3852838 Report

Quoted By: >>3852841

>>3852811
Norway because from what my Grandma told me, I'm Viking rapebaby

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:34:47 No.3852839 Report

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>>3852819
Yes, please stay in USA.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:37:37 No.3852840 Report

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I'm staying right here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:39:05 No.3852841 Report

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>>3852838
Tell your Grandma that there weren't any Vikings anymore and she was just raped by a man with long hair.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:40:41 No.3852842 Report

Quoted By: >>3852843

Australia seems like a great place with great people as opposed to socialistsnowniggersville, but literally couldn't last a week in Australia due to my only fuckin' fear - giant spiders, no less huntsmans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:42:30 No.3852843 Report

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>>3852842
See, my biggest fear is a drunk Estonian woman in Riga with a knife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:42:55 No.3852844 Report

Quoted By: >>3852847

>>3852820
>Implying 90% of Norway doesnt speak English.
It's true but you won't be able to get a job without speaking Norwegian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:44:01 No.3852845 Report

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>>3852811
I don't have ten million didgeridollars so I won't be allowed to move to Australia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:45:28 No.3852846 Report

Quoted By:

>>3852811
Australia

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:54:34 No.3852847 Report

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>>3852844
Not entierly true.

I just came from a popular resturant and both the waitors i had only spoke English. They even had little signs to point at when you started babbling in Norwegian

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 19:57:37 No.3852848 Report

Quoted By: >>3852855

>all these nerds afraid of spiders
Huntsman spiders aren't even a threat to humans, they're just big.
You'd be more likely to die from a koala attack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 20:04:49 No.3852849 Report

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I live in Florida so it's basically Australia without the roos

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 20:06:16 No.3852850 Report

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>>3852811
In all honesty Chile, your quirky white countries are far away and weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 20:12:07 No.3852851 Report

Quoted By: >>3852852

>>3852811

FUCK DROP BEARS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 20:17:52 No.3852852 Report

Quoted By: >>3852853

>>3852851
In Norway, you have to deal with all sorts of Trolli.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 20:21:20 No.3852853 Report

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>>3852852
I prefer the hulder :-)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 20:22:28 No.3852854 Report

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>>3852811
In Australia, you no ride emus, emus ride you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 20:23:28 No.3852855 Report

Quoted By: >>3852856

>>3852848
I asked some americunt tourist about this the other day, why they are scared of spiders when you guys have fucking man eating monsters in your woods and they basically said "well you can't see spiders hiding under shit" . True, but 1 person has died from a spider bite since the 70's. Cunts get eaten and mauled by bears all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 20:32:28 No.3852856 Report

Quoted By: >>3852859

>>3852855
It's called an irrational fear of the unknown you retarded brown shackle dragger

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 20:36:29 No.3852857 Report

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>>3852811
Norway. I prefer the cold and don't think I could take the banter of the Aussies. I'm more of an introvert and would prefer being in a silent Scandinavian culture

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 20:40:42 No.3852858 Report

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I'm Australian, give me my homeland any day.
> Good weather
> Beaches
> Hot chicks
> Healthy outdoors lifestyle
> Outside central cities everyone is redpilled
Besides I've been to Norway. It wasn't all that. Boring, full of muzzies, the scenery was ok but it's no different to what they have in New Zealand. Where I can have a holiday for next to no money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 20:49:05 No.3852859 Report

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>>3852856
Whatever snow nigger go burn down another church.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 20:50:05 No.3852860 Report

Quoted By: >>3852884

>>3852817

Australia

Australia Fri 26 Jan 2018 20:53:20 No.3852861 Report

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>>3852811
>Australia
Australia

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 20:55:40 No.3852862 Report

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>>3852811
Autralia or Norway,
>background depicts USA's iconic Valley of the Gods.

here is some eye candy.
https://vimeo.com/94966580

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f43KE3qR Fri 26 Jan 2018 20:59:11 No.3852884 Report

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>>3852860
Lol little cute Iceland on the shelf

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